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[keldabekush]

do we know the names of any months in star wars i need one for a fake tweet

[chocmarss-deactivated20260317]

Star Wars lore says they have 10 months in a year:

1st month: Elona

2nd month: Kelona

3rd month: Selona

4th month: Telona

5th month: Nelona

6th month: Helona

7th month: Melona

8th month: Yelona

9th month: Relona

10th month: Welona

If you’re interested, here’s the Galactic Standard Calender!

1 week: 5 days

1 Month: 7 weeks/35 days

1 year: 368 days

1 year: 10 months + 3 Fete (festivals) weeks + 3 holidays

And here are the days of the week:

Primeday (first day of the week)

Centaxday (second day)

Taungsday (third day)

Zhellday (fourth day)

Benduday (fifth/last day of the week)

[keldabekush]

THANK YOU this is hilarious. oh my god. perfect

[stagbeetleboy]

[jeansbookshelf-deactivated20250]

I got 60 out of 1000 😂

1000 Books You May Have Actually Read

Based on the number of ratings each book has on Goodreads. And if you haven't read them, maybe you can use for a literature bucket list.

[tinyasafirefly]

Anyone who says they’ve read all 1000 is a liar because one of them is a huge cookbook and no one is actively joy reading that.

[mbrainspaz]

with some of these it’s like “fuck, I did read that,” and with some it’s like “Oh fuck, I did read that.”

I got 99, but I counted a few that I had only mostly-read before deciding I didn’t like them and never finishing them.

[madlori]

I got 250, but my total is significantly buoyed by the fact that I’ve read almost all of Stephen King’s books AND almost every Shakespeare play.

I’m amused that Dan Brown’s other books are on this list but DaVinci Code is NOT, lolol.

[johannestevans]

think of the movie you have watched the most times, either in parts or all the way through. what genre is it?

horror

thriller

romance

comedy

period / historical

fantasy

sci-fi

documentary

musical

drama

action

i am bald and have never seen a movie

Voting ended onApr 24

I am limited by 12 thus no "western" or "samurai" or "martial arts". "Animated" isn't on here because that describes a medium, not a genre.

Please tag your movies in your reblog if you wish 🥰

[johannestevans]

curating the movies people mention in replies/tags/comments in this letterboxd list

[omgpoindexter]

thoughts on americanising fic

i’m american, i don’t care

i’m american, i would rather you americanise your fic

i’m not american, i don’t care

i’m not american, i would rather you americanise your fic

i have a different opinion (pls explain in tags!)

Voting ended onApr 8

​trying to gage this - i personally think it’s unnecessary, as ao3 is not an american territory that im publishing into, but ive had comments before that lead me to think it takes people out of the story. let me know your thoughts! :)

[omgpoindexter]

just to add:

by “americanise” i mean purely in terms of vocab/grammar, for example the use of em dashes is different (in the uk we use -, in the us you use —), or you guys would say “apologize” rather than “apologise”

i agree that if a story is set in america, i wouldn’t be writing “bloody hell” and using “pavement” instead of “sidewalk”. i do think there is some nuance there!

[thebartlets]

what is the top tag in your saved fics? (bookmarks>additional tags)

fluff

angst

smut

hurt/comfort

alternate universe

romance

humor

slow burn

pwp

dead dove

found family

something completely unrelated to the other options

Voting ended onApr 12

tags taken from among the top tags on ao3

[areyoudoingthis]

babe wake up ao3 came up with the only funny april fools joke in the history of the world

[justplainsalty]

The blog post is pretty great too.

[incognitopolls]

Be honest: were you ever a "SuperWhoLock" fan?

Yes, I was

I was a fan of all three shows, but NOT SuperWhoLock as a collective thing

I was a Doctor Who and Sherlock fan, but not a Supernatural fan

I was a Doctor Who and Supernatural fan, but not a Sherlock fan

I was a Sherlock and Supernatural fan, but not a Doctor Who fan

I was only a Doctor Who fan

I was only a Sherlock fan

I was only a Supernatural fan

I was a SuperWhoLock fan, but not of the individual shows

I wasn’t a fan of the shows OR SuperWhoLock

Other/it’s complicated

See results

Voting ended onApr 5

"SuperWhoLock" refers to the crossover fandom between the shows Doctor Who, BBC Sherlock, and Supernatural. It was extremely popular on tumblr in the early 2010s.

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

[ficauthor]

[fanpolls]

When reading chaptered fic on Ao3, do you read chapter-by-chapter or do you choose Entire Work?

I read chapter-by-chapter

I read Entire Work

It depends

Voting ended onFeb 26

[ditaliaa]

Who, in The X-Files, do you think should be allowed to say “fuck”

Mulder

Scully

Skinner

CSM

Doggett

Reyes

Samantha

Arlene (Skinner’s Assistant)

Queequeg

One of the Lone Gunmen

Other (put it in the tags/comments)

Voting ended onFeb 25

[the-unflappablewolf]

Who would you trust more?

total stranger in a star trek shirt?

total stranger in a star wars shirt?

Voting ended onFeb 25

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

No exaggeration, the vote split on this poll is hysterical.

[questions-about-blorbos]

Are you into mpreg?

Yes

No, but I’m into pregnancy trope (just not mpreg)

No, I’m not into pregnancy trope at all

Voting ended onFeb 28

Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

[starrynet]

new uquiz! the premise is that you just got hit by a truck and are about to be transported into one of ao3's most popular alternate universe types. take this auquiz to find out where you're going

[unpretty]

every time i remember that this happened i lose my mind all over again

[unpretty]

happy mooninite panic day

[themadkatter13]

buffy "i just want to look cute while i slay the forces of darkness is that really too much to ask???" summers watching kpop demon hunters:

[avocado-moon]

every time i see a fic exchange doing all the hard shit themselves instead of using ao3 to make it easy because the people running it are (i assume) too young to even know it exists i feel myself aging another decade emotionally

[avocado-moon]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

hey guys. did you know that ao3 will do all the matching for you. it will even do things like match on specific pairings or tags. it takes thirty seconds and it sends the assignment emails out too

[mikkeneko]

They've also got prompt meme tools!

Prompt Meme FAQ, Tutorial: Running a Prompt Meme on AO3

[thebartlets]

okay I'm curious....what is your criteria for a kudos-worthy fic? (pick whatever is closest for you)

never kudos (lurker, booooo)

kudos only your most favorite fics (personal taste)

kudos only fics you would recommend to others (don't be shy. ❤️ that smut fic)

kudos only fics you'd reread (this is what bookmarks are for)

kudos only fics that are complete AND that you enjoy

kudos only fics that you have read fully and enjoy, whether or not it's complete

kudos ALMOST everything, but will withhold if you really disliked it

kudos EVERYTHING. if you make it to the bottom of the page it's instant kudos.

Voting ended onJan 30