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HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

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the first post ever on tumblr

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I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

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this is my favorite post ever.

soap-allergy

The 10 year anniversary.

hellsite-hall-of-fame

wait what??

well I guess happy anniversary to color of the sky!! it is truly a cursed masterpiece

andriconboy

THIS IS SO EPIC

whataboutthefish

Call me old fashioned but I miss when vanilla extract was an option on every poll

mawofthemagnetar

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

icaruspendragon

Maybe Trump isn't so bad after all I got my cooking tiktoks back 🥰

i hope you can’t ever get your propaganda pasta to be al dente

icaruspendragon

have fun with your wizard cursed propaganda pasta

ollielephant

cumonthevoid

none pizza with left beef

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It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

babymarkers

ive missed you

nudityandnerdery

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

nudityandnerdery

Thanks to whoever tried, but I knew they'd never allow it.

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Let's do it the old fashioned way. Spread it far and wide.

thememedaddy

catchymemes

penny-anna

Now you see, I’ve watched enough cartoons to know that this square of the carpet is on a separate animation cell from the background & therefore something funky will happen if I step on it. You won’t catch me making a rookie mistake like that no sir!

lisaonatree

Did you step on it?

penny-anna

I forgot it was there & stepped on it, plummeting through the concealed trapdoor into the cellars. Please send help.

lisaonatree

Help it’s on its way!

By the way, are the bricks all the same colour?

penny-anna

I can’t see anything! It’s pitch black down here. All that’s visible is my eyes.

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Just make sure there isn’t a second, more dangerous pair of eyes somewhere around yours

secondmoredangerouseyes

Hey

penny-anna

Uh oh!!

07-chan

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why is this more expressive than the entire lion king cgi movie

niijima

pickledh

h-how did you have the exact gif…….who are you

adurot

This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.

sneater

i wanted to like make sure this was legit and stuff so i took a section of the left and stretched it over to the right and jesus fuck

onion-bagels

rb for the last pic being the best demonstration by far

geekandmisandry

“This is why I draw in black and white” was all my sleepy, horrified boyfriend could say.

hecallsmehischild

Holy…. you know what… this last image is probably the only image that has ever been able to convince me this brain hack was a real thing and we didn’t all just roar onto the battlefield because half of us had been hideously duped… we were all duped. By our own brains.

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Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way opened to it?

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I’ve been reading through the notes and I just have to say that I absolutely promise, promise, promise you that nobody in the dental surgery is there to judge you, and we’re certainly not mad at you. Cavities happen. Even to dentists. You think your dentist has a mouth full of virgin teeth? Unlikely! They’ve all visited eachother’s surgeries to get a quickie filling (ooh, saucy) between patients. They understand that life can get in the way of oral hygiene sometimes. They understand that life’s too short not to eat chocolate. They understand that you’ve got to live. I swear to you that everyone in that room is just there to help you. Please, please, please don’t stop going to the dentist because you’re worried they’ll be mad at you. It’s really not the case. They understand. It’s fine. It’s really, really fine. Please go to the dentist. I promise you it’s ok.