A Nerdy Actor's Haven

I am a actor, a singer, and Ballroom dance instructor. I don't really know what else to say, so there.

[oldresidentdistrict-deactivated]

[birchpleaze]

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

[thejunglenook]

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her. “No” he agrees, “this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

[keantha]

Reblogged for that story

[captainburniston]

Reblogging because I've dealt with people like that as a ballroom instructor too 😂😂😂

[maltaguinness]

I hate when I can’t vocalize my argument clearly so people think they’ve won like no just cause I can’t get my shit together doesn’t mean you’re right

[chemistry4clove-deactivated2015]

Same

[captainburniston]

Yes it does

[cthulhujan-deactivated20200310]

[disp0sableheroes-deactivated202]

or how about

[louandthemonsterlady]

THANK YOU

[my-annabelle-lee]

THANK

[pokemonprofessor]

isn’t that blonde girl taylor momsen

you know, the lead singer of the pretty reckless

a metal band

[captainburniston]

I'm re blogging because of the last comment.

[godtiermeme]

Korean edition.

[captainburniston]

Les Mis is something I could go see in any language and it would still be amazing

[imtiredofactingokay]

[captainburniston]

Been saying this a lot lately

[kaliforhnia]

why do people fuck with other people’s feelings

its not ok

its not right

this bothers me so fucking much holy shit

why get someone’s hopes up and then bam u leave

stop treating good people like they’re a piece of shit.

[captainburniston]

^^^

[captainburniston]

Bow ties and Captain America are cool! #bowties #doctorwho #marvel #captainamerica

[productsans]

[caitiedidit]

#literally the only reason anyone would ever build a time machine

[blurrized]

the internet summed up in one gif set

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

[mellowminty]

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

[saahs]

canada a bit to the left

[officialvatican]

[conflagreat]

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

[starshipenterprisee-blog]

[danyinfj]

[te-odora]

i cried my ass of laughing

[plonts]

[prinxessleia-deactivated2016032]

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

[hypnomega]

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

[pebbles5ever]

[captainburniston]

I don't care how great this joke is! I am not a south Canadian! I am American!

[escabye-deactivated20190922]

Visit Original Link

Song: Caleb Hyles Artist: juliajm15

[tyleroakley]

OH MY GOD YES THIS IS SO YES.

[captainburniston]

Wowzas!

[fergie-fergs-deactivated2014020]

[officialkrudd]

dear everyone who says he’s a good person

[itsreddqueen-blog]

he also punched goofy too, what an imbecile.

[scarlettjohanssones]

I would make a new blog just to reblog this every day till I hit my post limit.

[morrigannfreeman-deactivated202]

and the DUI and if the texts he’s sent to Selena were actually true.

[cookiecarnival]

"The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique." - Walt Disney

[mychemicalmemestation]

the names are so accurate to their relationship 

[kurooscoffee]

[captainburniston]

Why?

Why am I so bad at everything? Why does everyone hate me? Why am I never happy anymore? Why is my life getting lower and lower and lower every minute? Why do I hate myself? Why am I here?

[trynsave]

[trashboatdax]

This was undoubtedly the best one.

[captainburniston]

I want to fall for you again