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rylandsgrace

Thunderbolts* (2025) + text posts

thememedaddy

iamoutofideas

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

frogmoss1

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

iamoutofideas

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

frogmoss1

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

rave-lord-nito

Hat

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Item: Big Wizard Hat

laziestgirlintown

@imaginationshow care to, ah, toss your hat into the ring? ;)

imaginationshow

Cute baby hat you’ve got there!

rave-lord-nito

Holy shit yeah that’s a hat

pieklo

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

nondelphic

enemies-to-lovers is unrealistic. if someone insulted my entire family bloodline, i’d just hold a grudge forever.

fruitydiaz

yeah “i can teach you” is kind and gentle and warm and comforting. it’s also hot. right

moschiferus

Brunette personality disorder

amurder-ofcrows

listen i’m bisexual so that means i’m attracted to

vampires

gomez AND morticia addams

any man with long hair

women who can and will murder me

the entire concept of period dramas

0v9

I think one of the greatest realizations I ever made was that I didn't have to choose between masculinity and femininity

drtanner-dickery

The sooner you realise that you can do literally whatever you want as regards to your gender presentation (or lack thereof) and just take whatever bits and pieces you like from wherever, the sooner you can start enjoying life.

brainscrewz

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

stereomike

as a kid I never appreciated the comedic genius of my elementary school principal, who, whenever our school won against another school in a sport, would play what felt like 2 minutes of “we are the champions” over the PA during announcements, and just as it’s going “cuz we are the champions…of” he’d hit stop and his deadpan voice over the PA system would go “Brampton.”

astronauticall

We had a middle school dance dj who would do something similar with party in the USA. He’d play the chorus like “yeah yeah yeah it’s a party in the..” and then stop the music and just say “school”

stereomike

this is so fucking funny

victorious

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chicks2010

The absolute coolest bubble machine ever. I love love LOVE bubbles. This bubble machine produces a ton of bubbles and is so very neat to look at. It’s different. So much fun. 😊

jurassic-parks-and-rex

They have a smaller and cheaper version!

Check it out HERE!

Oh man, kid’s parties are gonna be so fucking lit!

johnwickofficial

I have never wanted a bubble gun more in my life then right now

chicks2010

Imagine people messing around with bubble wands and stuff, AND THEN SOMEONE PULLS OUT THE MINIGUN OF SOAPY ORBS

90skid-com

norest4thaweary

me about to brighten someones day

theunimpairedcondition

So, the women’s speed climbing world record got smashed today by Aries Susanti Rahayu (@AriesClimber). 6.995 s. First posted sub 7 sec time (with a splinted middle finger!). Amazeballs!