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Enjoy this cover art from Issue #1! The first issue is called 'Deplorables at Trunk Tower' and tells the story of an angry republican elephant and a scheming democratic chipunk as they both seek to ascend to the presidency and ensure Captain Freeagle's demise with their ridiculous, over-the-top plans. While I don't want to spoil the fun, The Captain is still trying to figure out how all of this came together... You can pick up this new comic book here: http://www.indyplanet.us/product/145242/ Comments or feedback? Let me know and I'll pass it on to my scientist squirrel cohorts for analysis...and science! - Captain Freeagle

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Captain Freeagle Issue #1 Announcement

Hi everyone, Captain Freeagle, here!

After eight months of development, Captain Freeagle Issue #1 is now available for order and copies are standing by, waiting to be deployed for action!

The first issue is called 'Deplorables at Trunk Tower' and tells the story of an angry republican elephant and a scheming democratic chipunk as they both seek to ascend to the presidency and ensure my demise with their ridiculous, over-the-top plans. While I don't want to spoil the fun, I'm still trying to figure out how all of this came together...

Captain Freeagle issue #1 is best enjoyed with a nice cold beer or whiskey and a fresh cigar! Enjoy all 28 pages of this standard size comic book in full, glorious All-American color! Its safe for work too, I promise!

Interested? Check out my order link at IndyPlanet and support America today!

http://www.indyplanet.us/product/145242/

Comments or feedback? Let me know and I'll pass it on to my scientist squirrel cohorts for analysis...and science!

- Captain Freeagle

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The phrase "Don't tread on me!" also applies to the Squirrel Scouts new land mine themed cookies, Tread Foils! These hardy cookies contain a conveniently placed charge of C4 which detonates when the target chomps down on the chocolate-flavored detonation plate in the center! Likewise, Tread Foils can be strategically placed underneath carpets, floor mats and other stealthy locations by the Squirrel Scouts! Squirrel Scouts are trained by the intelligence office to pose as happy-go-lucky neighborhood scouts raising funds for their annual summer camp trip, but in reality, they are battle hardened soldiers who conduct scouting and assassination missions for the Office of Strategic Services.

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The Governator is always ready for action. Hasta La Vista, Birdie!

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Sunday, July 24h, 2002 “I think I'll light up...” The captain exclaimed in a gruff voice as he flicked his lighter, lit up and took a long drag on the Freeagle 100 Tennessee hand-rolled cigar. “Forty years and this city has remained pretty much the same. I remember it like this back in 1962. Just not as many signs...” A VTOL aircraft buzzed by overhead as it coasted over towards the city of blinking lights. The Captain paid it little mind. As he looked over, he reminisced to the older days back during the red scare. While things looked the same, they were quite different then. The tenseness, the anxiety, all of that is gone now. The Captain thought about this buzzing metropolis and felt conflicting thoughts. He saved this place, yet in saving it he enabled the sense of moral decay that has persisted for decades. This modern empire and the clunky technology that everyone took for granted could any time collapse like the great empires of the past. All it would take is another conflict – another enemy. He had fought too many already and with each one defeated, another would appear in its place, just as tenacious to the last. A god damn game of whack-a-mole. The Captain lit up another cigar. Too many thoughts for now. He then strolled off to the Hot Chicks lounge to enjoy a couple bottles of whiskey. Duty would call tomorrow and tonight was an opportunity to relax and take it all in before the next deployment.

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Trunk Tower has a surprise in store for the Captain.

Full comic here: http://captainfreeagle.com/comic/trunk-tower-ambush/

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In this OSS Case File from the late 1950's, a US Army Patrolman surveys the vicinity in a Hiller VZ-1 Pawnee on the watch for the Red Communists.

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Bernie Sanders supporters appear in California and make a pledge to avenge their fallen comrade. Who is responsible for the fall of the Sanders Campaign? Their leader has a pretty good idea who the culprit is. 

Full comic here: http://captainfreeagle.com/comic/bernie-sanders-supporters-pledge/

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Thanks for your support! To celebrate America turning 240 years old in addition to my own birthday (or should I say bird day) which coincidentally falls on the 4th, I, Captain Freeagle am hosting a BBQ at my suburban home in Washington D.C! For those who don't RSVP and crash the party, they can expect a nice big serving of Freedom Punch!

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No need for horsepower when you have a bird truck!

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I think we should change the name eagles to freeagles

Cause fuckin’ ‘merica.

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I agree! 'Merica!!!

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Captain Freeagle valiantly fights the terrorists to to protect the Strategic Beer Reserve! See more at www.captainfreeagle.com

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When my trusty ol’ 45 won’t do. I like to break out my 50 cal Freedom Eagle!

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We have the technology...to light cigars.

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See CasaFreeagle, a classic film about an angry eagle who fights back against ‘turrists!

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Captain Freeagle arrives in Iowa to inspire the people who are fed up with terrible candidates like Hillary Chipmunk and Donald Trunk. Will the Captain run for president?

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