[cherryredjasperr]

whines pitifully . flops on the ground . bursts into flames

[perfectday1972]

via sandw1tchshop

[cloghesy]

Chickens on a swing - 2008

[kosmogrl]

[ntrider]

noncon friendship

[sonyvegas9-deactivated20241118]

Coworkers

[ryukisgod]

Your friend’s boyfriend

[omgitzlongdennis]

malcolm: ugh my life is the WORST i HATE BEING A TEENAGER!!

*meanwhile*

jigsaw: hello francis

[mockeryofnature]

THE WAY THIS ISNT EVEN EXAGGERATING LMAOOO

[contemptible-scoundrel]

adhd is such a humiliating disease to have ones life ruined by

[kosmogrl]

[unhelpfultarot]

The Hanged Man reversed and Ace of Pentacles

You got tired of waiting, and decided to pay the extra fee for faster service.

[rozieramati]

[anton--rayne]

[meanbuddhist]

i’m hiding worse, more secret emotions behind my big and obvious ones

[snorpios]

penalty shootouts genuinely make me ill

[speedwayy]

the beatles every ten years: LAST BEATLES SONG!!! unfinished 1978 john lennon demo tape discovered!!! paul mccartney to add synthesized string orchestra to lennon's doleful composition of lost love titled "MY OLD FRIEND FROM LIVERPOOL WHOSE NAME STARTS WITH P OR SOMETIMES J AND ENDS IN Y". LAST ONE!!! THIS IS THE LAST ONE GUYS!!!!!!!

the beach boys every six months: new box set releasing next week. this one thousand track set will include never-before-heard songs and outtakes such as "DING 2, THE DANG RECKONING" ("my magnum opus," describes brian wilson), "surfs up take 204: dennis masturbating in the booth with half a papaya", "carl's strange dream", "good vibrations live in amsterdam: mike becomes the killer!", another version of "heroes and villains", "al does his first line", "hey little girl oh you sexy naughty little girl boy you are a girl that is little"

[goth-queen]

[vzajemnik]

guy who needs to send an email so he completely isolates himself from the world misses out on every opportunity curls up in a ball and dies. and like 2 months later sends said email finally

[snorpios]

getting really high and feeling romantic about the shapes of soccer