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I hate that i dont even have to think to get this refrence i just automaticaly know
Like the thing about Loki in Norse mythology is there’s like 8000 myths about Loki just being chaotically mischievous and the other gods are like lol oh that scamp, no matter how disastrous his schemes are, their reaction is still pretty much always ‘haha oh that’s just Loki.’
EXCEPT for basically….one myth. Where Loki’s instrumental in the death of Baldur and the gods are all WHOA TOO FUCKING FAR DUDE and send him to Hel to be tormented for all eternity, leading to his ultimate escape/release in Ragnarok to end all things and lead the army of the damned and his monstrous children to pretty much…eat all the gods, destroy Asgard, and burn the World Tree all to the ground so it can all start over.
Here’s the thing though. Norse mythology spanned centuries. The tales of Loki as the mischievous trickster god were told for centuries.
However, for most of that time, the myths were told as part of oral traditions passed down generation to generation, until they were finally compiled in manuscript form in the 13th century, roughly. This is when pretty much all the sagas, as Norse myth compilations were called, are considered to have been written down for the first time, and so they included thousands of stories that had been told over hundreds of years.
They were also regional, though there was a lot of overlap, given that the Vikings traveled widely and regularly across the various parts of Scandinavia. Still, different parts of Scandinavia had their own sagas. Norway had different sagas than Denmark who had different sagas than Iceland, etc. Even though all of them featured primarily the same figures, they each had their own unique stories featuring the gods. However, very rarely did they have radically different takes on those gods.
Now what’s significant about the fact that pretty much every saga we have, where these myths were all finally written down and preserved, is from the 13th century….
Is that pretty much all of Scandinavia had converted to Christianity by the early 12th century, with active worship of the Norse gods being scattered and mostly underground from that point on.
Why is this significant?
Because it means every Norse myth we have a written recording of was not written by people who still actively worshiped those gods. Nor were they intended to be read as such at the time.
They were written down by Christian scholars who wrote them AS stories. They were intended as collections of their regions’ cultural histories, but not by or for people who still actively believed in these stories or the figures they featured. They weren’t like….TRYING to be super accurate, is the thing. The scholars who wrote these sagas were writing down the stories that had been passed down for generations, but through the lens of people who saw them as stories their ancestors once believed, not ones that pertained to their own current worldview.
And they were writing these sagas for an audience of people who similarly believed as they believed.
Which means that inevitably, some things got ‘adjusted’ to fit the current world view, the zeitgeist of the scholars writing down the stories and that of the people who would read or have the stories read to them from thereon. Because again, they weren’t aiming for being 100% faithful to the tales as they’d been told to them. They were just treating them as stories. And what do you do when the story you’re writing down has elements that don’t make that much sense to you because they were born of and aimed a worldview that doesn’t match yours?
Well, if you’re the Christian scholars writing the Norse sagas, you ‘tweak’ those elements until they make a story that fits your worldview.
So remember how I said the various sagas were regional and had a lot of overlap but some stories were distinct to some regions and didn’t show up elsewhere?
Yeah, Ragnarok is one of those.
Thousands of sagas encompassing centuries of Norse mythology and oral traditions were written down all over the various regions of Scandinavia in the 13th century.
Ragnarok only showed up in one.
The most famous, granted, but still. Everything we’re told in Norse myths about the death of Baldur and Loki’s role in it, leading to his punishment and torment in Hel and his ultimate release and bringing forth the armies of Hel to slay the gods and end the world?
Comes from the Prose Edda and the later Poetic Edda, from Iceland.
Which had primarily converted to Christianity as far back as 1000.
Now, the Vikings? Were actually surprisingly not a big doom and gloom people. Pretty much every assumption of them as such comes from how synonymous we regard Ragnarok with their culture.
It is after all, the ultimate Judgment Day myth, isn’t it? Right up there with Christianity’s Book of Revelations. An apocalyptic end of the world scenario, a war between heaven and hell, where everything is destroyed so that the world can basically start fresh with a clean slate. Nothing old ‘deserves’ to survive, pretty much the only way for a world free of sin and evil to arise is from the ashes of the old, after everything has been cleansed with fire.
Now contrast this ‘myth’ with pretty much every other Norse myth that’s survived. Larger than life tales of grand adventures, noble quests, gods walking among mortals in disguise and heroes fighting giants and stealing from dragons.
Where the closest thing the Norse pantheon has to a devil figure is Loki, the god of mischief….not even evil, but MISCHIEF, because a far more accurate representation of the Vikings’ world view is that sometimes shit happens, because Loki the god of chaos likes to make a mess of things. And what do you do when that happens? If you’re the Vikings, you basically just shrug, go “well, that’s Loki” for you, and drink some more mead.
Loki isn’t vilified in a single myth until Ragnarok, because the Vikings didn’t hate him. And they certainly didn’t fear him. They LAUGHED at him. In nine out of ten myths, Loki ends up the subject of ridicule himself, as he has the tables turned on him or outsmarts himself
Until Ragnarok.
Which, granted, could very well be another Norse myth that was passed down generation to generation in Iceland, land of frequent volcanic eruptions and likely inspiration for Musplheim, the land of the fire giants.
BUT. Which could equally likely, and far more plausibly given the overall context of Norse mythology, simply be a story the scholar who wrote the Prose Edda made up to ‘finish off’ his saga of the world according to the Vikings, from beginning to end.
An ending his Christian audience of the times would understand and identify with a lot better than they would understand the concept of a devil-figure that existed to be LAUGHED at, to show how little the Vikings feared some mythical figure with the power to lie and deceive them….the complete opposite of the way Christians feared Satan.
Basically put….Ragnarok, for all that we think of it as the ultimate Norse myth….DOES NOT MAKE SENSE in the context of almost EVERY single other Norse myth AND in the context of how Norse society viewed the world and their place in it, or their gods and their relationship with them.
Same with Loki’s depiction in Ragnarok.
What both Ragnarok and Loki’s role in Ragnarok DO make sense in the context of, however, is in a bastardization of Christianity’s own doomsday tales of a Judgment Day, stylized to fit the trappings of Norse mythology and feature their gods instead of Christian figures.
With Loki recast in the role of the Devil, as he was the closest fit they could find to that.
And with Baldur, god of light (a Norse god who is at best a footnote in Norse myths other than Ragnarok, and certainly was never the major pantheon figure he’s assumed to be), recast in the role of the Christ figure. Whose death starts the ball rolling for Judgment Day and who is destined to return for it, to triumph over Loki/Satan and preside over the new, purified world once it’s reborn from the ashes of the old one.
Anyway, tl;dr, don’t believe the hype, Ragnarok’s probably not even an actual Norse myth but the invention of Christian writers who were like lol this would make for a great Book of Revelations fanfic AU, and Loki was almost certainly never regarded by actual Vikings as some evil, malicious world-destroyer who would lead armies of the dead at Armageddon whoops I mean Ragnarok.
Weak Trope: Having a character’s driving motivation be REVENGE up until the last second when they pull the “revenge won’t bring my wife/sister/town/three-eared dog back” and leave the bastard they’ve been hunting down alive.
Strong Trope: Hello! My Name! Is Inigo Montoya! You Killed My Father! Prepare! TO! DIE! *corners count rugen* Beg for your life *slashes cheek* Offer me anything I want in the world! *slashes other cheek* I WANT MY FATHER BACK, YOU SON OF A BITCH. *stabs count rugen to death*
Hey guys. I wanna thank you all for enjoying my little text post. It means a lot to me that something so silly resonated with so many of you.
But it’s November 16th, 2018, about 10 pm, and I just learned that William Goldman has died. Goldman was the author of The Princess Bride, which I’m paraphrasing in the Strong Trope up there. He wrote the book and the screenplay to what is one of the most amazing films ever, and one of the most hilarious, loving parodies/pastiches of historical fantasies.
If you’ve never seen The Princess Bride, I highly recommend it. Show it to your whole family. Show your pets. Revel in the swordfights, giants, monsters, games of wit, death, and true love. Join the rest of us in incessantly quoting one of the most quotable movies ever. The book is a little different from the movie, but the core themes and charm are the same.
Thank you, William Goldman, for creating such a lasting, charming legacy with The Princess Bride, an incredible, wholesome story that transcends generations. Rest in peace.
as a lesbian who was in a 5 year relationship that ended a couple of months ago, my advice to fellow gays is to BREAK UP YOUR OWN WAY. when my ex and me broke up, we didn’t know how to navigate it because the model of heterosexual breakups was all that was available - the damage, spitefulness, ignoring each other, moving out straight away and fighting over household objects/pets, talking shit about each other etc. I really pushed for us to do what felt natural to us. after all, the reason we were both sad about breaking up was losing the FRIENDSHIP part of our relationship - so why couldn’t we keep it? it was such a healthy breakup. we only argued once when we were drunk and insecure. we still live together (along with my cousin/housemate). we still catch up on our fav tv shows and order take out. we don’t talk shit about each other. my family and her still chat and we still attend family events together. she still physios for my brothers footy team. we just fell out of love and our relationship turned into a friendship. you don’t HAVE to lose that. do your break ups your own way, gays. don’t look to het relationships to guide you. they suck.
Do you ever hear someone say something about your field of interest that is wrong and you have to stop yourself from physically cringing but you gotta stay strong and cool cause you don’t wanna be ‘That NerdTM’?
there is no deep meaning to this, this is when I see people refering to Excalibur as “The Sword in The Stone”
Wait I though the sword in the stone is Excalibur. What is it then?
The Sword in the Stone is Caliburn, and was the way be became king. Excalibur was the sword given to him by the Lady of the Lake after he broke Caliburn fighting King Pellinore.
I have been educated today and I appreciate it
I did not expect everyone else to also like swords this much.
1) Thank you, Kap, for clearing up this misconception.
2) I am always down to be That Nerd™
400 followers writing prompts!
Wowzers! 400 followers already! Well, I’ve already done a few drawing requests for these milestones, but I feel like it’s time to use the keyboard for once!
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fluff/general
“how much did you drink?”
“you’re so cute.”
“what did you do?”
“i asked if you were having a party. i didn’t tell you to have a party.”
“this is the opposite of what i told you to do.”
“well, it’s the thought that counts.”
“wait, no, don’t take kissing away from me.”
“where are all my jumpers?”
“oh, you’ve started stealing my socks now?”
“yeah, okay, but i’m cooler.”
“you owe me a kiss.”
“how did you get in here?”
“for starters, that’s impossible.”
“how did you fail a survey?”
“if you weren’t so drunk maybe i would.”
“that’s not even fair.”
“you promised me a cookie!”
“did i ever tell you how beautiful your eyes are?”
“that is so sappy, i might vomit.”
“i’m not playing truth or dare.”
“you’re not very intimidating.”
“i love you.”
“well the probability of that is 0, but you go ahead.”
“that was, by far, the stupidest thing you’ve ever done.”
“why don’t you take a picture? it’ll last longer.”
“maybe not.”
“why the hell is there glitter everywhere?”
“well, i’m pretty irresistible.”
“how much money would you give me to flip this table, right here, right now, in the middle of class?”
“detention? again?”
angst
“why don’t you just go?”
“it’s not like that.”
“if you cared about me, you wouldn’t do this.”
“it doesn’t matter anymore.”
“what’s the point?”
“You know what, fuck you.”
“you should’ve said that yesterday.”
“don’t lie to me.”
“i swear, if you say another word, i’ll leave.”
“change in mind or change in heart?”
“it’s over, it’s done, just leave it be.”
“why do you keep bringing it up?”
“we can’t go back in time, so stop trying to reverse what you said.”
“you say you’ll stop, but then you keep doing it!”
“maybe in another world.”
“why are you like this?”
“stop making empty promises!”
“what about us?”
“don’t say that.”
“i’m done. we’re done.”’
Full credits go to this list! And thank you all for following me!
Creative photos from mom and her two daughters
Instagram : @allthatisshe
I love all three of them instantly.
This is so pure. I love it
I’m in love with the baby. Like she’s too little to take anything seriously so every photo is just cute
Writing Prompts
1. “Well, well, well, look who came to me for help.”
2. “Stop putting bread into the toaster if you aren’t gonna eat it!”
3. “Dare me to drink the hot sauce? Oh my goodness, I can’t believe you’re making me do this. You’re so wild. I’m doing it.”
4. “I declare that I should be allowed to swear. Fuck!”
5. “I will wear an animal balloon hat to the meeting if I want to.”
6. “Ever just wanna kill someone because they are so annoying?”
7. “Um, I think that plan will get us killed.”
8. “Why is there a giraffe outside our window?”
9. “I might be a villain but a villain who enjoys a good cookie, pass it here.”
10. “I’m on a quest to find the swan that stole my ring.”
11. “Hey, um, just a heads up, I may have declared war on our neighbor.”
12. “I’m watching dogs dance, this better be important.”
13. “You’re not going to fight them!”
14. “This foot will be so far up your ass if you go along with that stupid ass plan tonight.”
15. “Would you rather look at the stars or be able to pet a puppy?”
Here’s the Prompt set for August! I hope you guys enjoy it, and for all of you going back to school this month, good luck! :)
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August Prompt Set 2018
1. Colored pencils
2. Yawn
3. Two birds with one stone
4. “Education is our passport to the future. For tomorrow belongs to the people who prepare it today.”– Malcolm X
5. Clock
6. ‘You have five seconds to stop talking…’
7. Surprise quiz
8. Chewing gum
9. Saved by the bell
10. Emails
11. A life lesson
12. “There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full” - Henry Kissinger
13. You can’t teach an old dog new tricks
14. Walls
15. Poster
16. ‘Is it possible to die from embarrassment?’
17. Field trip
18. Talk the talk
19. Team work
20. Permanent marker
21. “You have to dream before your dreams can come true.” - A. P. J. Abdul Kalam
22. Information
23. ‘I need more coffee if we’re doing this today’
24. Announcement
25. Speech
26. Cat got your tongue?
27. Professor
28. Arrogance
29. What comes around goes around
30. ‘What have I told you about paying attention?’
31. “The beautiful thing about learning is nobody can take it away from you”- B. B. King
Write a story including a set of three things
1) a candle, a broken promise, an engagement ring
2) a water bottle, a missing person, a sunburn
3) a bride left at the alter, a map, a dangerous family heirloom
4) superpowers, a bookstore, a Christmas tree
5) a county fair, a photo album, amnesia
6) a magical supply store, a talking and judgmental cat, a mixed up stock shipment
7) a fortune teller, a thief, and a bank heist gone wrong
8) a shopping list, lipstick, a taxi
9) a sunrise, a bumper sticker, the color orange
10) two friends, a penny, a pirate ship
Hades’s Prayer
Their voice echoed in the church
Sounding splintered and cracked
Hades spoke with rage
Why God?
Why Me?
Their voice was driven with anger
Why am I so broken?
You made me like this
You made me this way
They balled up their fist in rage
So full of this anger and rage
To the point I forget why I’m angry
Or who I should be angry at
My Parents?
My body?
Or maybe this strange feeling?
This feeling of hating myself
For questioning my gender
Their voice cracked one last time
Tears trickling down their face
Did Roy ever find his boyfriend?
he did
happy for him
YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART THEY ADOPTED A DAUGHTER NAMED TANGO BECAUSE IT TAKES 2 TO TANGO!!!! This is them:
and they even had a book written about them:
guys Tango found a girlfriend :’)
This is gay lesbian solidarity
Reblog if u think it’s TOO hot and u DON’T like it
Trying to prove a point to global warming
People training their bodies specifically to do one sport is the real life equivalent of maxing out one of your skill trees in an RPG
365 Prompts - Month 3
“Could you hug me just for a second ? Then I’ll hate you again, don’t worry”
“For some reason I’m attracted to you”
“No! I’m tired of doing what you say”
“Don’t upset your father, not now.”
“Quick! Hide behind the sofa”
Car travel
“Sweet dreams”
Frozen lake
“he died for beauty or that’s what she thought”
“Whatever you’re going to ask the answer is no.”
“You’ve only heard his point of view. You never asked for mine”
“If you leave now, you lose everything”
“Perhaps you’ll take me out someday or, do I have to make an appointment?”
“If you do this you’ll be dead to me”
“I dread the sound of his key in the lock”
“I just want a nice easy life. What’s wrong with that?”
“How long have you been standing there?”
“You were always the quiet one”
“What do you mean he’s escaped?”
Midnight. On the bridge. Come alone”
“You’re too good for this world”
“You must be mad, coming here like this”
“you look like him”
“It looks like you are in trouble there. Can I help?”
Key
Swallow [bird]
“That summer seemed to last forever”
“I’m ready to try again if you are”
“How could I abandon my children”
“I’ve forgotten what it’s like to feel young”
The Twenties