jfp

he/him, gryffindor quidditch captain, snape dni pfp by likeafunerall, this is a roleplay account

[captainjamespotter]

Hi, I’m James!

…and welcome to my blog

If your name is not Severus Snape, then I happily welcome you to my blog where I do things! I would love to be friends

Some things about me!!

My pronouns are he/him. I'm a Gryffindor. I'm pansexual (yes, I like pans). Proud captain of the Gryffindor Quidditch team (go lions!!!). My favorite color is red.

My tags:

#james rants, #james is lonely, #captainjamespotter ooc #james potter talks

The whole group:

@remus-lupin-offical Moony!!!

@sirius-thesstar Padfoottttt

@ur-local-peter-pettigrew WORMTAIL

@lily-evans-for-ya The loml (she just doesn't know it yet)

@pandora-notyetalovegood The nicest Slytherin

@the-real-marls-mckinnon She's cool asf

@barty-not-barry I actually don't know much about him. He's kinda mean :(

@regregregulusblack Baby Black

@barbie-wants-to-be-me-fr Matching my freak (we both like coffee and cats)

@stolemyheelsfromlegolas I would absolutely let her paint my nails

@itty-bitty-bella @therealcissyblack @andro-black padfoot and reg’s cousins

ooc:

Hey! I'm @graceland-also and I run this account! No NSFW please, I'm a minor.

DNI: zionists, racists, transphobes, homophobes, nazis, xenophobes, etc, just don't interact if you're a rude person

[literally-emmeline-vance]

@captainjamespotter stop running into things because you're staring at @lily-evans-for-ya I'm literally embarrassed for you, you have glasses for a REASON

@lily-evans-for-ya, I don't know how you deal with him

[captainjamespotter]

My glasses are the reason I CAN even stare at Lily, thank you very much. And you can’t blame me! I mean have you SEEN her??

@lily-evans-for-ya you’re so pretty :)

[literally-emmeline-vance]

well OBVIOUSLY i’ve seen her (and he’s right, lily, you’re very pretty) but that’s NOT THE POINT, the POINT is that you’ve got to stop running into things

[captainjamespotter]

Well I’m running into things FOR A GOOD CAUSE (that good cause being admiring Lily Evans’s beauty) so I really don’t think there’s any reason to stop!

[literally-emmeline-vance]

James, you’re going to hurt yourself someday, and will it really be a good cause if you can’t ride ur broom?

[captainjamespotter]

NO don’t even say that!!! Fine I’ll stop

[literally-emmeline-vance]

@captainjamespotter stop running into things because you're staring at @lily-evans-for-ya I'm literally embarrassed for you, you have glasses for a REASON

@lily-evans-for-ya, I don't know how you deal with him

[captainjamespotter]

My glasses are the reason I CAN even stare at Lily, thank you very much. And you can’t blame me! I mean have you SEEN her??

@lily-evans-for-ya you’re so pretty :)

[literally-emmeline-vance]

well OBVIOUSLY i’ve seen her (and he’s right, lily, you’re very pretty) but that’s NOT THE POINT, the POINT is that you’ve got to stop running into things

[captainjamespotter]

Well I’m running into things FOR A GOOD CAUSE (that good cause being admiring Lily Evans’s beauty) so I really don’t think there’s any reason to stop!

[captainjamespotter]

Hey, Potter…!

( @leo-black )

Hello? Is this one of your cousins? @sirius-thesstar @regregregulusblack

[leo-black]

I’m actually their little sister :/

[captainjamespotter]

WHAT i didn’t know they had a sister???

[literally-emmeline-vance]

@captainjamespotter stop running into things because you're staring at @lily-evans-for-ya I'm literally embarrassed for you, you have glasses for a REASON

@lily-evans-for-ya, I don't know how you deal with him

[captainjamespotter]

My glasses are the reason I CAN even stare at Lily, thank you very much. And you can’t blame me! I mean have you SEEN her??

@lily-evans-for-ya you’re so pretty :)

[captainjamespotter]

Hey, Potter…!

( @leo-black )

Hello? Is this one of your cousins? @sirius-thesstar @regregregulusblack

[mymoonynight]

Barty mocking the marauders after he overheard them using the map or something idk

[barbie-wants-to-be-me-fr-deacti]

@barty-not-barry @ur-local-peter-pettigrew @sirius-thesstar @remus-lupin-offical @captainjamespotter

[captainjamespotter]

shut up wet raccoon @barty-not-barry

[barty-not-barry]

shut up old ass deer with dingle berries hanging from his ass

[captainjamespotter]

What???????

[barty-not-barry]

yeah, I know all your secrets

[captainjamespotter]

That’s not true though!! I don’t have dingle berries hanging from my ass

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

Rest in peace James Potter, you would have loved saying “What the skibidi”, “I am the rizzer” and “Chat, am I cooked?” 24/7

Rest in peace Sirius Black, you would have loved saying that Remus is “the alpha” and “OOOH🗣️IT’S🔥COLD🥶IN‼️HERE💯” 24/7

Rest in peace Peter Pettigrew, you would have loved saying “What the sigma”, “skibidi toilet” and “only in Ohio” 24/7

Rest in peace, Remus Lupin. Finally. Peace and quiet, away from your friends who consume brain rot on a daily basis.

[barbie-wants-to-be-me-fr-deacti]

@captainjamespotter @sirius-thesstar @ur-local-peter-pettigrew @remus-lupin-offical

[captainjamespotter]

The don't call me James Rizzmont Potter for nothing!!

[regregregulusblack]

Nobody calls you that.

[captainjamespotter]

Nobody calls me what?

[regregregulusblack]

James Rizzmont Potter!

[captainjamespotter]

Hahaha you just called me it

[regregregulusblack]

… well shit.

But that doesn’t change anything! Even I’m better than you at that, and I don’t socialise.

[captainjamespotter]

I’ve never seen you date anyone so how can you say you’re better than me at that?

[lexithwrites]

the fact that i know for sure regulus would write fanfiction is so fucking funny, he's just as weird as we are

[regregregulusblack]

I… won’t confirm nor deny these accusations.

[thebrighteststarsirius]

You do Reg don’t lie to everyone

Their about James aren’t they I’m so disappointed in you as your older brother

[regregregulusblack]

Oh pour l'amour de Merlin, pas un autre d'entre vous. Avoir un Sirius suffit, mais deux ? Pas question, je sors d'ici !

[thebrighteststarsirius]

J'ai peur que tu ne puisses pas t'en sortir, petit frère

[regregregulusblack]

Also, I do NOT write about Potter!

[thebrighteststarsirius]

You kinda do tho with your sad boy poetry

Reg you live in denial

[regregregulusblack]

I hope you drown in the Nile.

[thebrighteststarsirius]

Sound like your fate more than mine Reggie. Never listen to your darling pandora have you

[regregregulusblack]

Okay so FIRST OFF she mentioned some kind of lake or something, not the Nile. Second of all, how the fuck do you know that. Third of all, why go to hot and sandy Egypt when you can stay hot and cool at the same time right here.

[thebrighteststarsirius]

Ok so FIRST OFF I never said she mentioned the Nile. Second of all I know everything. Third of all I am the hot one not you

[regregregulusblack]

Dream ON, Mr Sirius ”curls-his-hair-24/7” Black

[thebrighteststarsirius]

Please I do not you just talking about yourself

[regregregulusblack]

Whatever helps you sleep at night, brother dearest. Must be uncomfortable with all those papillons in your hair, so I’m happy for every ounce of peace you may find in pretending to believe that your curls in fact are natural.

[thebrighteststarsirius]

Yes they are you little freak you and your stupid fanfics about my best friend

[regregregulusblack]

🤫🧏‍♂️

[thebrighteststarsirius]

Naaaa I’m telling James

@captainjamespotter regulus writes fanfics about you along with sad boy poetry

[regregregulusblack]

kaxksksjskskKk WHAT

IS THIS BECAUSE I TALKED SHIT ABT YOUR CURLSSS

@captainjamespotter, you have to agree with me though. Please tell me you’ve seen Sirius with the papillons in 😭💀

He also seems to think you’re fanfiction material. Isn’t that odd? 👀

[captainjamespotter]

Sadly I haven’t gotten the honor of seeing that yet 😔

Also that’s the biggest compliment. Someone should write one of me and Lily!! @lily-evans-for-ya

[regregregulusblack]

It’s the funniest thing ever.

As if you don’t do that yourself in your spare time.

[captainjamespotter]

SHUT UP I DO NOT. Lily I swear I don’t

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

Rest in peace James Potter, you would have loved saying “What the skibidi”, “I am the rizzer” and “Chat, am I cooked?” 24/7

Rest in peace Sirius Black, you would have loved saying that Remus is “the alpha” and “OOOH🗣️IT’S🔥COLD🥶IN‼️HERE💯” 24/7

Rest in peace Peter Pettigrew, you would have loved saying “What the sigma”, “skibidi toilet” and “only in Ohio” 24/7

Rest in peace, Remus Lupin. Finally. Peace and quiet, away from your friends who consume brain rot on a daily basis.

[barbie-wants-to-be-me-fr-deacti]

@captainjamespotter @sirius-thesstar @ur-local-peter-pettigrew @remus-lupin-offical

[captainjamespotter]

The don't call me James Rizzmont Potter for nothing!!

[regregregulusblack]

Nobody calls you that.

[captainjamespotter]

Nobody calls me what?

[regregregulusblack]

James Rizzmont Potter!

[captainjamespotter]

Hahaha you just called me it

[lexithwrites]

the fact that i know for sure regulus would write fanfiction is so fucking funny, he's just as weird as we are

[regregregulusblack]

I… won’t confirm nor deny these accusations.

[thebrighteststarsirius]

You do Reg don’t lie to everyone

Their about James aren’t they I’m so disappointed in you as your older brother

[regregregulusblack]

Oh pour l'amour de Merlin, pas un autre d'entre vous. Avoir un Sirius suffit, mais deux ? Pas question, je sors d'ici !

[thebrighteststarsirius]

J'ai peur que tu ne puisses pas t'en sortir, petit frère

[regregregulusblack]

Also, I do NOT write about Potter!

[thebrighteststarsirius]

You kinda do tho with your sad boy poetry

Reg you live in denial

[regregregulusblack]

I hope you drown in the Nile.

[thebrighteststarsirius]

Sound like your fate more than mine Reggie. Never listen to your darling pandora have you

[regregregulusblack]

Okay so FIRST OFF she mentioned some kind of lake or something, not the Nile. Second of all, how the fuck do you know that. Third of all, why go to hot and sandy Egypt when you can stay hot and cool at the same time right here.

[thebrighteststarsirius]

Ok so FIRST OFF I never said she mentioned the Nile. Second of all I know everything. Third of all I am the hot one not you

[regregregulusblack]

Dream ON, Mr Sirius ”curls-his-hair-24/7” Black

[thebrighteststarsirius]

Please I do not you just talking about yourself

[regregregulusblack]

Whatever helps you sleep at night, brother dearest. Must be uncomfortable with all those papillons in your hair, so I’m happy for every ounce of peace you may find in pretending to believe that your curls in fact are natural.

[thebrighteststarsirius]

Yes they are you little freak you and your stupid fanfics about my best friend

[regregregulusblack]

🤫🧏‍♂️

[thebrighteststarsirius]

Naaaa I’m telling James

@captainjamespotter regulus writes fanfics about you along with sad boy poetry

[regregregulusblack]

kaxksksjskskKk WHAT

IS THIS BECAUSE I TALKED SHIT ABT YOUR CURLSSS

@captainjamespotter, you have to agree with me though. Please tell me you’ve seen Sirius with the papillons in 😭💀

He also seems to think you’re fanfiction material. Isn’t that odd? 👀

[captainjamespotter]

Sadly I haven’t gotten the honor of seeing that yet 😔

Also that’s the biggest compliment. Someone should write one of me and Lily!! @lily-evans-for-ya

[lexithwrites]

the fact that i know for sure regulus would write fanfiction is so fucking funny, he's just as weird as we are

[regregregulusblack]

I… won’t confirm nor deny these accusations.

[thebrighteststarsirius]

You do Reg don’t lie to everyone

Their about James aren’t they I’m so disappointed in you as your older brother

[regregregulusblack]

Oh pour l'amour de Merlin, pas un autre d'entre vous. Avoir un Sirius suffit, mais deux ? Pas question, je sors d'ici !

[thebrighteststarsirius]

J'ai peur que tu ne puisses pas t'en sortir, petit frère

[regregregulusblack]

Also, I do NOT write about Potter!

[thebrighteststarsirius]

You kinda do tho with your sad boy poetry

Reg you live in denial

[regregregulusblack]

I hope you drown in the Nile.

[thebrighteststarsirius]

Sound like your fate more than mine Reggie. Never listen to your darling pandora have you

[regregregulusblack]

Okay so FIRST OFF she mentioned some kind of lake or something, not the Nile. Second of all, how the fuck do you know that. Third of all, why go to hot and sandy Egypt when you can stay hot and cool at the same time right here.

[thebrighteststarsirius]

Ok so FIRST OFF I never said she mentioned the Nile. Second of all I know everything. Third of all I am the hot one not you

[regregregulusblack]

Dream ON, Mr Sirius ”curls-his-hair-24/7” Black

[thebrighteststarsirius]

Please I do not you just talking about yourself

[regregregulusblack]

Whatever helps you sleep at night, brother dearest. Must be uncomfortable with all those papillons in your hair, so I’m happy for every ounce of peace you may find in pretending to believe that your curls in fact are natural.

[thebrighteststarsirius]

Yes they are you little freak you and your stupid fanfics about my best friend

[regregregulusblack]

🤫🧏‍♂️

[thebrighteststarsirius]

Naaaa I’m telling James

@captainjamespotter regulus writes fanfics about you along with sad boy poetry

[captainjamespotter]

WHAT??

[pierrotdoesnteat]

positivity train!

if you see this or are tagged in it, tag a couple of your favorite mutuals/blogs and let them know you appreciate seeing them on your dash!

@h0neysugarfree @blueberrylovv @bequiteanddriveeeeeee @cherri-bomb-bomb @eg0mechan1c @fatrexicisback

[h0neysugarfree]

@bequiteanddriveeeeeee @sizzlingcandyjellyfishhhhhh @blueberrylovv @oscillating-fan-whore4 @st4rr-b0y @svnny777 @pierrotdoesnteat hehe @zuzubo @kitten-darling-x @brains5ana @nuvco-iv @milk-strawberry @strawberrysoupstuffedpockets @1nkyyyyy @littlestrawberryicecubes @safehaven3d @you-will-never-be-satisfied etc theres a lot so i cant do everyone and if you weren't mentioned but we've literally ever interacted then know that youre on this list too. watch out

[oscillating-fan-whore4]

Giggle giggle :3

@decayingdogteeth @small-limbs-and-corpses @patiori @gruesomeghost-boy @r1poutmygvtz @television-bodiez @truthfulske3leton @i-ate-the-sun7 @offbrand-grape-koolaid @olliegolliegee @almostis @alien-r3xi-4 @skelespidey @skinn1-system @deadsk8ter @devilkingmik @hotboyfreighttrain there's more idfkkkkk if I didn't tag u I'm sorry 😓😓😓😓😓😓😓

[i-ate-the-sun7]

@666godsperfectidiot @cocaine-cass @h-0-n-3-y-d-3-w @monarchofthequeerpotatoes @rainandsugarcane2000

@s1l4s-w0rsh1ps-t0m4t03s @oscillating-fan-whore4 @remnants-of-his-last-resort @olliegolliegee @old-man-spine

@leviathan-winters @skinn1-system @greenteaandspikes @angelsdocry @selfdestructivestar

@solzinstarzzz

You guys are awesome sauce :)

[cocaine-cass-deactivated2025011]

@i-ate-the-sun7 @raven0317 @renalyxx @kokainek4tze @kip-davis @sizzlingcandyjellyfishhhhhh @bequiteanddriveeeeeee @h0neysugarfree @hotboyfreighttrain @oscillating-fan-whore4 @alien-r3xi-4 @angelsdocry @s1l4s-cult1v4t3s-t0m4t03s @bequiteanddriveeeeeee @patiori @s0lace-1n-s0l1tude @r1poutmygvtz @rosecvpiid333 @luca-loves-dinos @liv-wants-to-live @ellowashere @evry1h8s-me :333

[s0lace-1n-s0l1tude]

Thank yooou

While I don't often see you on my dash it's always nice seeing your around in notes or mentions ><

I know we don't interact often but haiii

@the-fallen-collective @windyskiez @zestylemonsz @sky-the-weirdo-ace @kaiserkisser @casinoownersigma @swimminginyokohamasrivers @creatorbiaze @bananaede @solzinstarzzz @sparky4577 @p1xel-1mp @teddyandmochi @1-d0nt-w4nn4-b3-m3-4nym0r3 @cherubsaliaa @just-floating-around @suicideenthusiast @kimisbunny @myluckymoon @deeply-moonstruck @patiori

[kaiserkisser]

omggg tthank you <333 and also thank u @magicalgear <3

@thegolden-tigeress @milk-violet @meowmaii @fishii28 @floraldresvi

@kavehpilled @punkisntdeadandneitherami @damyoujackson @till-we-become-monsters @still-fatemeh

@alexisomnias @hoicacti @the-fallen-collective

and literally anyone and everyone who sees this, i ADORE seeing yall on dash! <3 please never stop hehe :333

[still-fatemeh]

YESSSSS I WAS DOUBLE TAGGED, I'm so popular ( ・_・)ノΞ●~*

(Thank you 😊)

@reapkusho

@kaiserkisser

@hannigramislife

@raskoln1kovsaxe

@heavensenthellsbent

@bananaede (the cockatiel pfp is the cutest)

@sonics-atelier

@solarstormflare

@sosograndii

@ellalalala

@shirinsan

@chuizor (new mooti)

@adhdmadness2737467372

And anyone else whose blog names I didn't know how to spell❤️

[raskoln1kovsaxe]

@still-fatemeh now you're triple tagged ‼️

@carcin0-88 @reapkusho @uzi-x33 @giggle-shitter @cadaverousconsumer @thegolden-tigeress @fishii28 @lyrebirb @greengirllover @imkindasleepdeprived @lovelia-blood

[lyrebirb-deactivated20241118]

awhhhh thank you!!

🏷️@raskoln1kovsaxe @shinchansbitch @mi-stress-of-chaos @andromeda-en-stella @why-i @auuwmk @neil-perrys-suicidal-tendencies @kyouka-supremacy @losergfdotcom @idk-here-for-the-escapisim and all my mutuals<33

(no pressure tags)

[shinchansbitch-deactivated20250]

Awwww tysm cutie glad to know cursedblr brings positivity to u🗿

@mi-stress-of-chaos @tum-naam-sochlo-merese-ni-hora @zeherili-ankhein @randomx123 @h0bg0blin-meat @tu-ja-re @andromeda-en-stella @im-on-crack-send-help @itsviiii @chaosmakethemuse @kissi-shayar-ki-ghazal @wulfricnavy @hauxicrook @cafffeineconnoisseur

[randomx123]

Of course, as it should... Tero parbone parar barota bajano...

@zeherili-ankhein @h0bg0blin-meat @natures-marvel @mi-stress-of-chaos @jeahreading @no-idea-where-i-am-lost @wulfricnavy @tum-naam-sochlo-merese-ni-hora @prettykittytanjiro @god-hangry-otter @filmy-didi @haddi-your-only-buddy

[mi-stress-of-chaos]

awwww that was 4 of you tagging me ❤️❤️❤️❤️

@lyrebirb @shinchansbitch @tu-ja-re and @randomx123

@zeherili-ankhein @andromeda-en-stella @tum-naam-sochlo-merese-ni-hora @cafffeineconnoisseur @11-th-mein-science-mt-lena

@kissi-shayar-ki-ghazal @chaosmakethemuse @wulfricnavy @no-idea-where-i-am-lost @igotadigbickandureadthatwrong

@im-on-crack-send-help @filmy-didi @skyrigel @shadowseductress @bombay-bandook and some more im sure I'm forgetting

[zeherili-ankhein]

All of you tagged me like :3

Im tagging all of you again just for the troll lol

@randomx123 @mi-stress-of-chaos @shinchansbitch @jeahreading @h0bg0blin-meat @intellectual6666 @desigurlie @crystraniqelle @anonymouse-is-here @sumiyxx @wulfricnavy @no-idea-where-i-am-lost @andromeda-en-stella @idk-here-for-the-escapisim @lyrebirb @11-th-mein-science-mt-lena @chaosmakethemuse @haddi-your-only-buddy @prettykittytanjiro @questionableresponses @tum-naam-sochlo-merese-ni-hora too much already can't tag more lmao

[anonymouse-is-here]

Ahh ily💕💕💕 (tagging some of my mutuals(I can't do all we'll be here all night(does that sound rude i apologize (this is too many brackets omfg))))

@chaliyaaa @pyaari-naari @celesteablack @wulfricnavy @zeherili-ankhein @evesaintyves @shinchansbitch @hauxicrook @yeh-mera-deewanapan-hai @greektragedybitch @geekytango @maintohthakgayibhaishaab @jeahreading @your-first-priority @sanelyinsanemiss @scentedunknowngarden @princesscindysthings @tothemoonandbacklove

I love you all sm<333

[jeahreading]

yk what fuck it

@im-on-crack-send-help , @paloma-ascends-into-hellfire , @historical-mess21 , @differenttidalwaveland , @no--net , @livingtheparadoxlife , @zeherili-ankhein , @aru-loves-krishnaxarjuna , @desigurlie , @book-girl4evaaa , @hxart-of-thx-ocxan , @hi-avathisside , @haunteddreamersoul , @boomiburst ,

@brokendarkfairyempressforever , @ek-ajnabee-haseena , @baxieblur-turnip , @shua-f4lmings , @fangirlghost-19 , @owlsandwich , @claradoodling , @celestialwrites

@chichihuahua1413 , @greygarnet , @magicaloxford , @abrokenherocomplex , @joytri , @pb-dot , @1indigoisles , @glorfie394

@anonymouse-is-here , @dinnerbug , @discoveredreality , @coffee-is-my-oxygen , @telugu-girl-13 , @inhachoi0901 , @jaan1104 , @mi-stress-of-chaos , @shadowseductress , @maintohthakgayibhaishaab

@itsviiii , @shinchansbitch , @justafanbutcurious

@lyrebirb , @randomx123 , @no-idea-where-i-am-lost , @andromeda-en-stella , @bookisposts , @the-chaotic-n3rd , @natures-marvel , @shadowni , @ineffable-basted , @startswithahell , @filmy-didi , @idk-here-for-the-escapisim and @mireyaaaaaaaaa

Ain't no way I can select from all of you<3 did i miss or put a wrong username for anyone?

[inuoetoro]

ilyyyy <3333

js gonna tag the ones I remember off the top of my head

@horangslay, @kyeomwoo, @juntuals. @wishing-on-a-snowflake, @atinyniki

@lizzzzzzzzzzzzzz---lol, @ashitshowforalot, @tfshouldidohere, @mireyaaaaaaaaa, @queen-of-hobgobblers

@jinnie-ret, @kaiyaba, @yourfavoriteearthshaker, @randomwriter23, @thementallyillapollochild

@cceanvvaves, @daonedaonlyskh, @wnbnny, @the-gods-strange-children, @thankyouretinazer

@hwangism143, @threeeyesslitthroat, @hynjinniesworld, @silverstarburst, @wooyo-bae

@solisyeah, @puppysmileseungmin, @2mins-world, @beomiinee, @cinnamostar

@hyuuukais, @writingforstraykids, @turtledove824, @theo4eve, @lixie-phoria

@skzoologist, @ziipzeepzop-eez, @jeahreading

[luna1nth3mo0n]

I LOVE YOU GUYS

@yourfavoriteearthshaker @daonedaonlyskh @w3ndytheraccoon @four-leafed-queer-gal @f1zzy-s0daa

@neo-kid-funk(not a moot but I literally love your art)

@regregregulusblack

AND ALL KF MY MOOTS I JUST CANT BOTHER TO REMEMBER ALL YALLS @'S IMBSORRY

[regregregulusblack]

Oh? (With the intention of hugging you tightly)

Uh does favourite person count as favourite blog? Because @sirius-thesstar is really nice when he shuts the fuck up. And also kinda when he doesn’t and just yaps until my ears bleed. And he’s also kinda nice when he brings me snacks. I suppose.

And uhhh @captainjamespotter you… aren’t horrible?

And @barbie-wants-to-be-me-fr @barty-not-barry I fear you’ll assassinate me if I don’t tag you guys.

[captainjamespotter]

Please, you know you love me :)

@stolemyheelsfromlegolas 😘

[regregregulusblack]

H. Hah. Hhah uh y-you wish?

[captainjamespotter]

I think you might need to get your keyboard fixed. The tags you added are just repeated full stops

[stolemyheelsfromlegolas]

anyone care to explain why i found @sirius-thesstar @remus-lupin-offical @barbie-wants-to-be-me-fr @barty-not-barry @yourlocalbadgerscales @ur-local-peter-pettigrew @the-real-marls-mckinnon @lily-evans-for-ya @xxcassiexx AND @ur-local-peter-pettigrew

all IN MY DORM talking about ME

while i was out with @loreal-locks and @captainjamespotter

[barbie-wants-to-be-me-fr-deacti]

sorry I have amnesia I remember nothing. who r u anywyas?

[stolemyheelsfromlegolas]

barbie. how dare you leave another barbie hanging in the air like that. i'm removing your barbie privileges. have fun being a Ken. let me be the first to tell you it won't be Kenough.

[barbie-wants-to-be-me-fr-deacti]

NOOOOOO I AM SORRY BARBIE PLS DONT DO THIS. I CNAT TELL U, U HAVE TO UNDERSTAND OR ELSE

@regregregulusblack @barty-not-barry @xxcassiexx @pandora-notyetalovegood BACK ME UP

[regregregulusblack]

Who tf are you

[barbie-wants-to-be-me-fr-deacti]

ouch reggie

[regregregulusblack]

Isn’t Reggie usually a first name/nickname and not a last name? And- what kind of name is OUCH?? Rhymes with couch. And CROUCH- HAHA CROUCH THAT IS NOT A FUCKING NAME

IS YOUR NAME CROUCH REGGIE

WHAT KIND OF NAME EVEN IS THAT

[barbie-wants-to-be-me-fr-deacti]

o-o r u drunk?

[regregregulusblack]

Says the one with supposed amnesia

[barbie-wants-to-be-me-fr-deacti]

touche black

[stolemyheelsfromlegolas]

@regregregulusblack reginald. please calm your autistic ass down. that was a command not a request. heard from james you do what youre told. ANYHOO i would still like to know why you guys are gossiping about me behind my back its not cool

[regregregulusblack]

HOW DO YOU KNOW IT’S NOT MY FINGERS BEING AUTISTIC RN HUH, HUH?? OR MY NOSE??

Also, that is very unfair of @captainjamespotter… it was only ONCE and he POUTED while asking me to go fetch the quill he’d dropped further down the hallway! I basically had no choice but to go get it for him!

The same goes for that one time I brought him an apple for after a Quidditch match because he said he hadn’t had any breakfast… and all the other times too! So er

Stop these false accusations that I always do what I’m told.

Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

[captainjamespotter]

Excuse me, you did have a choice!!! Every single time you've done something for me! Also remind me to buy you some Honeydukes or something for that

[regregregulusblack]

Did not!!!

I thought you’d never ask, Potter. I can’t have you buy me something without my supervision, though, or else it’ll be literally anything. Next Hogsmeade weekend?

[captainjamespotter]

Did too!!!

Sure! What do you want?

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

Rest in peace James Potter, you would have loved saying “What the skibidi”, “I am the rizzer” and “Chat, am I cooked?” 24/7

Rest in peace Sirius Black, you would have loved saying that Remus is “the alpha” and “OOOH🗣️IT’S🔥COLD🥶IN‼️HERE💯” 24/7

Rest in peace Peter Pettigrew, you would have loved saying “What the sigma”, “skibidi toilet” and “only in Ohio” 24/7

Rest in peace, Remus Lupin. Finally. Peace and quiet, away from your friends who consume brain rot on a daily basis.

[barbie-wants-to-be-me-fr-deacti]

@captainjamespotter @sirius-thesstar @ur-local-peter-pettigrew @remus-lupin-offical

[captainjamespotter]

The don't call me James Rizzmont Potter for nothing!!

[regregregulusblack]

Nobody calls you that.

[captainjamespotter]

Nobody calls me what?

[mymoonynight]

Barty mocking the marauders after he overheard them using the map or something idk

[barbie-wants-to-be-me-fr-deacti]

@barty-not-barry @ur-local-peter-pettigrew @sirius-thesstar @remus-lupin-offical @captainjamespotter

[captainjamespotter]

shut up wet raccoon @barty-not-barry

[barty-not-barry]

shut up old ass deer with dingle berries hanging from his ass

[captainjamespotter]

What???????

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

rip lily and james potter, you wouldve loved harry

[barbie-wants-to-be-me-fr-deacti]

@captainjamespotter @lily-evans-for-ya ...who is harry?

[captainjamespotter]

I don’t know… maybe he’s a singer?

[barbie-wants-to-be-me-fr-deacti]

maybe did u search him up? do u like him?

[captainjamespotter]

Is he Harry Styles? Cause I do like Harry Styles

[barty-not-barry]

more of a reason to hate you, potter, harry styles is my opp

(great icon for my rights tho)

[captainjamespotter]

WHAT you don’t like Harry Styles??????

[barty-not-barry]

james, james, james,

harry style and I have a DARK past,

you see I was at a sleepaway camp and I got bunked in a cabin with reguballus, dorkass, and dora. THESE BITCHES HAD A HARRY SHRINE

IM SORRY BUT A SHRINE??? they had these things called Harrys of the day, where they took a photo of him that was the photo to obsess over that day

@regregregulusblack @pandora-notyetalovegood @xxcassiexx forever hating on his ass because of you

[captainjamespotter]

WHAT THE HECK KIND OF CAMP WERE YOU GOING TO???

[barty-not-barry]

A very traumatizing one

Yes offense to you James because you're the type of person to name your child Harry even when I shared my Harry trauma with you...

[captainjamespotter]

…okay that’s fair