Capt. Jewell

[captainjewell1234]

Hello.

I am on tumblr now. I am Bill Jewell, but that is Captain Jewell to you.

Thank you for your time, you may now continue scrolling.

OOC:

HEY!! Basic standard rules apply to this blog:

Don’t be a creep/weirdo and no nsfw please!!

Don’t be a bigot

All of this is of the character from OM the musical and is no way intended to be disrespectful to the actual person

I am an artist but between being busy in life and also running @hearts-for-america time will tell if I actually get time to draw anything for this one as well💔

Feel free to ask things blah blah TUMBLR STUFF!!

[ewen-montagu-official]

Got yer watch! He gave it t' me fer free cos' he owed me a favour from a while back. Now I ain't exactly been taught geography, but I saw some of yer notes and got a little confused... how d'ya get to Spain if you're turnin' left at France?

@cockney-in-a-hat

Excellent job! I knew you'd be able to do it. And as for that other question, well firstly those shouldn't have been left out for you to see, many apologies. But when you're planning the route on a map, you do in fact turn left at France to reach Spain. Of course the crew will have more accurate instructions, that's only shorthand.

[cockney-in-a-hat]

Sorry Sir, but I still don't follow.. surely turnin' left and goin' straight on means yous hittin' France or endin' up in America with that offputtingly loud American fella Mr Watkins?

[captainjewell1234]

You do not turn left at France. A, you turn right. B, it is much more complex than Mr Montagu makes it out to be. C, please don’t say you need the submarine for whatever this is.

[cockney-in-a-hat]

Well I looked after it well last time, didn't I? And I returned it cleaner than it was before! Yer team really do leave a right mess Mr Captain Sir...

Besides, if ya gave me a bit more trainin' it'd be even safer! That other crew member gave me some last time an' i picked it up real quick so it don't take much.

[captainjewell1234]

It’s organised mess. (Though I do agree sometimes it’s unacceptable.)

If you DO dare to take it again I will be joining you, as a safety precaution.

[cockney-in-a-hat]

You got it Mr Captain Sir! I do plan on borrowin' it again sometime, gonna see if I can find me brother's group!

[captainjewell1234]

This is certainly the furthest lengths I’ve seen someone go just to see their brother. Can you not just wait for him to return?

[cockney-in-a-hat]

I could, but we don't know how long it'll take. He used t' send me letters regularly but I ain't heard from him fer several months, thought he could do with some cheerin' up with a visit!

[captainjewell1234]

I respect your determination but that does sound like a near impossible task. How do you expect to find him?

[cockney-in-a-hat]

Well I know where he was headed in his last letter, figured I'd jus' start there and follow the trail

[captainjewell1234]

Well, all of the luck to you, Miss Millie.

[ewen-montagu-official]

Got yer watch! He gave it t' me fer free cos' he owed me a favour from a while back. Now I ain't exactly been taught geography, but I saw some of yer notes and got a little confused... how d'ya get to Spain if you're turnin' left at France?

@cockney-in-a-hat

Excellent job! I knew you'd be able to do it. And as for that other question, well firstly those shouldn't have been left out for you to see, many apologies. But when you're planning the route on a map, you do in fact turn left at France to reach Spain. Of course the crew will have more accurate instructions, that's only shorthand.

[cockney-in-a-hat]

Sorry Sir, but I still don't follow.. surely turnin' left and goin' straight on means yous hittin' France or endin' up in America with that offputtingly loud American fella Mr Watkins?

[captainjewell1234]

You do not turn left at France. A, you turn right. B, it is much more complex than Mr Montagu makes it out to be. C, please don’t say you need the submarine for whatever this is.

[cockney-in-a-hat]

Well I looked after it well last time, didn't I? And I returned it cleaner than it was before! Yer team really do leave a right mess Mr Captain Sir...

Besides, if ya gave me a bit more trainin' it'd be even safer! That other crew member gave me some last time an' i picked it up real quick so it don't take much.

[captainjewell1234]

It’s organised mess. (Though I do agree sometimes it’s unacceptable.)

If you DO dare to take it again I will be joining you, as a safety precaution.

[cockney-in-a-hat]

You got it Mr Captain Sir! I do plan on borrowin' it again sometime, gonna see if I can find me brother's group!

[captainjewell1234]

This is certainly the furthest lengths I’ve seen someone go just to see their brother. Can you not just wait for him to return?

[cockney-in-a-hat]

I could, but we don't know how long it'll take. He used t' send me letters regularly but I ain't heard from him fer several months, thought he could do with some cheerin' up with a visit!

[captainjewell1234]

I respect your determination but that does sound like a near impossible task. How do you expect to find him?

[themincehungergames2026]

NIGHT 1 & DAY 2

down to 20 tributes already

today was full of surprises from whimsy, to brutality, to heartbreak

go below cut for more!

Remaining Tributes:

@pink-typist

@colonel-johnny-bevan

@hester-leggatt

@jean-is-2bright4tea

@bellatypequeen

@ewen-montagu-official

@charles-cholmondeley-official

@steveonthephone

@wearethemastersman

@suegoggins

@that-novelist-guy

@cockney-in-a-hat

@umbrellaguyofficial

@hearts-for-america

@very-trustworthy-coroner

@its-a-name1

@that-woke-flemminist

@captainjewell1234

@the-top-coroner-in-spain

@communist-ping-pong

Fallen tributes:

@telefono-de-juan

@maddscientisttarr

@evilewenmontagu

@italia-at-the-typewriter

[the-top-coroner-in-spain]

@captainjewell1234 I AM SO SORRY I TRIED TO ATTACK YOU

[captainjewell1234]

I understand the circumstances, don’t worry, I would have won anyway.

[ewen-montagu-official]

Got yer watch! He gave it t' me fer free cos' he owed me a favour from a while back. Now I ain't exactly been taught geography, but I saw some of yer notes and got a little confused... how d'ya get to Spain if you're turnin' left at France?

@cockney-in-a-hat

Excellent job! I knew you'd be able to do it. And as for that other question, well firstly those shouldn't have been left out for you to see, many apologies. But when you're planning the route on a map, you do in fact turn left at France to reach Spain. Of course the crew will have more accurate instructions, that's only shorthand.

[cockney-in-a-hat]

Sorry Sir, but I still don't follow.. surely turnin' left and goin' straight on means yous hittin' France or endin' up in America with that offputtingly loud American fella Mr Watkins?

[captainjewell1234]

You do not turn left at France. A, you turn right. B, it is much more complex than Mr Montagu makes it out to be. C, please don’t say you need the submarine for whatever this is.

[cockney-in-a-hat]

Well I looked after it well last time, didn't I? And I returned it cleaner than it was before! Yer team really do leave a right mess Mr Captain Sir...

Besides, if ya gave me a bit more trainin' it'd be even safer! That other crew member gave me some last time an' i picked it up real quick so it don't take much.

[captainjewell1234]

It’s organised mess. (Though I do agree sometimes it’s unacceptable.)

If you DO dare to take it again I will be joining you, as a safety precaution.

[cockney-in-a-hat]

You got it Mr Captain Sir! I do plan on borrowin' it again sometime, gonna see if I can find me brother's group!

[captainjewell1234]

This is certainly the furthest lengths I’ve seen someone go just to see their brother. Can you not just wait for him to return?

[ewen-montagu-official]

Got yer watch! He gave it t' me fer free cos' he owed me a favour from a while back. Now I ain't exactly been taught geography, but I saw some of yer notes and got a little confused... how d'ya get to Spain if you're turnin' left at France?

@cockney-in-a-hat

Excellent job! I knew you'd be able to do it. And as for that other question, well firstly those shouldn't have been left out for you to see, many apologies. But when you're planning the route on a map, you do in fact turn left at France to reach Spain. Of course the crew will have more accurate instructions, that's only shorthand.

[cockney-in-a-hat]

Sorry Sir, but I still don't follow.. surely turnin' left and goin' straight on means yous hittin' France or endin' up in America with that offputtingly loud American fella Mr Watkins?

[captainjewell1234]

You do not turn left at France. A, you turn right. B, it is much more complex than Mr Montagu makes it out to be. C, please don’t say you need the submarine for whatever this is.

[cockney-in-a-hat]

Well I looked after it well last time, didn't I? And I returned it cleaner than it was before! Yer team really do leave a right mess Mr Captain Sir...

Besides, if ya gave me a bit more trainin' it'd be even safer! That other crew member gave me some last time an' i picked it up real quick so it don't take much.

[captainjewell1234]

It’s organised mess. (Though I do agree sometimes it’s unacceptable.)

If you DO dare to take it again I will be joining you, as a safety precaution.

[ewen-montagu-official]

Got yer watch! He gave it t' me fer free cos' he owed me a favour from a while back. Now I ain't exactly been taught geography, but I saw some of yer notes and got a little confused... how d'ya get to Spain if you're turnin' left at France?

@cockney-in-a-hat

Excellent job! I knew you'd be able to do it. And as for that other question, well firstly those shouldn't have been left out for you to see, many apologies. But when you're planning the route on a map, you do in fact turn left at France to reach Spain. Of course the crew will have more accurate instructions, that's only shorthand.

[cockney-in-a-hat]

Sorry Sir, but I still don't follow.. surely turnin' left and goin' straight on means yous hittin' France or endin' up in America with that offputtingly loud American fella Mr Watkins?

[captainjewell1234]

You do not turn left at France. A, you turn right. B, it is much more complex than Mr Montagu makes it out to be. C, please don’t say you need the submarine for whatever this is.

[themincehungergames2026]

DAY 1: THE BLOODBATH

it started with 24 tributes, now only 22 remain

Go below the cut to see the gory glory:

That night two gunshots are heard in the distance:

The dead:

@evilewenmontagu

@italia-at-the-typewriter

The remaining tributes:

@pink-typist

@colonel-johnny-bevan

@hester-leggatt

@jean-is-2bright4tea

@bellatypequeen

@ewen-montagu-official

@charles-cholmondeley-official

@telefono-de-juan

@steveonthephone

@wearethemastersman

@suegoggins

@that-novelist-guy

@maddscientisttarr

@cockney-in-a-hat

@umbrellaguyofficiall

@hearts-for-america

@very-trustworthy-coroner

@its-a-name1

@that-woke-flemminist

@captainjewell1234

@the-top-coroner-in-spain

@communist-ping-pong

[very-trustworthy-coroner]

People always tell me I look like an onslaught of people so I compiled a list and I think we all ought to go for brunch

@hester-leggatt

@hearts-for-america

@communist-ping-pong

@captainjewell1234

@penny-for-me-guvna

(Begrudgingly)

@wearethemastersman

[captainjewell1234]

I don’t think we look that alike but ok.👍

[captainjewell1234]

Good day Sir! Just lettin' ya know that I may be borrowin' yer underwater boat thingy for the next couple days. I'll return it soon, promise!

@cockney-in-a-hat

What????? Who said you could do that??????? I didn’t. Please do not????????

[cockney-in-a-hat]

'S a bit late fer that! Already done and got it. Turns out one of yer crewmates was on board, he screamed at me like a lil' girl for a moment. Now he's got his wits together he's teachin' me how to drive it, he says I'm a fast learner!

[captainjewell1234]

Oh my god, it was Walker, wasn’t it? Please turn around and come back. Pronto. Why do you even need a submarine??

[cockney-in-a-hat]

Okay okay fine, I'll drop him back to yer dock. And t' answer yer question, hiding an' escaping reasons. Also, I always though these things would be harder to drive, but they're real easy. Why on earth does yer fella here keep sayin' it usually takes years of training t' drive one?

[that-novelist-guy]

This whole scheme sounds like something straight out of my novels...so you have my full support if you continue! Great stuff,Mils!

[captainjewell1234]

Your novels are highly unrealistic. Do NOT continue.

[that-novelist-guy]

What would you know about novels,sailor boy?

[cockney-in-a-hat]

You better take back that comment Mr Captain fella, or I'll be droppin' off yer lad and leavin' again!

[ewen-montagu-official]

No it's true, his novels ARE highly unrealistic. And deeply misogynistic. Oh, and even disgustingly racist as well!

[captainjewell1234]

I am taking back my words, purely and only for the return of the submarine. However, you make a good point, Montagu.

[that-novelist-guy]

My novels are NOT any of those things!! Not anymore at least...

[cockney-in-a-hat]

Ugh fine, have yer underwater boat back. But it was very fun, so I'll be borrowin' it again in future! And as for yer comments on his novels, one of the girls is on it an' it's bein' sorted

[captainjewell1234]

No you won’t. I’ll be hiding it. Under the water.

[that-novelist-guy]

Under the water? What are you? A fish?

[captainjewell1234]

It’s a submarine.

[that-novelist-guy]

You should of specified that you'll be in a submarine.

[captainjewell1234]

That’s what this whole conversation has been about.

[captainjewell1234]

Good day Sir! Just lettin' ya know that I may be borrowin' yer underwater boat thingy for the next couple days. I'll return it soon, promise!

@cockney-in-a-hat

What????? Who said you could do that??????? I didn’t. Please do not????????

[cockney-in-a-hat]

'S a bit late fer that! Already done and got it. Turns out one of yer crewmates was on board, he screamed at me like a lil' girl for a moment. Now he's got his wits together he's teachin' me how to drive it, he says I'm a fast learner!

[captainjewell1234]

Oh my god, it was Walker, wasn’t it? Please turn around and come back. Pronto. Why do you even need a submarine??

[cockney-in-a-hat]

Okay okay fine, I'll drop him back to yer dock. And t' answer yer question, hiding an' escaping reasons. Also, I always though these things would be harder to drive, but they're real easy. Why on earth does yer fella here keep sayin' it usually takes years of training t' drive one?

[that-novelist-guy]

This whole scheme sounds like something straight out of my novels...so you have my full support if you continue! Great stuff,Mils!

[captainjewell1234]

Your novels are highly unrealistic. Do NOT continue.

[that-novelist-guy]

What would you know about novels,sailor boy?

[cockney-in-a-hat]

You better take back that comment Mr Captain fella, or I'll be droppin' off yer lad and leavin' again!

[ewen-montagu-official]

No it's true, his novels ARE highly unrealistic. And deeply misogynistic. Oh, and even disgustingly racist as well!

[captainjewell1234]

I am taking back my words, purely and only for the return of the submarine. However, you make a good point, Montagu.

[that-novelist-guy]

My novels are NOT any of those things!! Not anymore at least...

[cockney-in-a-hat]

Ugh fine, have yer underwater boat back. But it was very fun, so I'll be borrowin' it again in future! And as for yer comments on his novels, one of the girls is on it an' it's bein' sorted

[captainjewell1234]

No you won’t. I’ll be hiding it. Under the water.

[that-novelist-guy]

Under the water? What are you? A fish?

[captainjewell1234]

It’s a submarine.

[captainjewell1234]

Good day Sir! Just lettin' ya know that I may be borrowin' yer underwater boat thingy for the next couple days. I'll return it soon, promise!

@cockney-in-a-hat

What????? Who said you could do that??????? I didn’t. Please do not????????

[cockney-in-a-hat]

'S a bit late fer that! Already done and got it. Turns out one of yer crewmates was on board, he screamed at me like a lil' girl for a moment. Now he's got his wits together he's teachin' me how to drive it, he says I'm a fast learner!

[captainjewell1234]

Oh my god, it was Walker, wasn’t it? Please turn around and come back. Pronto. Why do you even need a submarine??

[cockney-in-a-hat]

Okay okay fine, I'll drop him back to yer dock. And t' answer yer question, hiding an' escaping reasons. Also, I always though these things would be harder to drive, but they're real easy. Why on earth does yer fella here keep sayin' it usually takes years of training t' drive one?

[that-novelist-guy]

This whole scheme sounds like something straight out of my novels...so you have my full support if you continue! Great stuff,Mils!

[captainjewell1234]

Your novels are highly unrealistic. Do NOT continue.

[that-novelist-guy]

What would you know about novels,sailor boy?

[cockney-in-a-hat]

You better take back that comment Mr Captain fella, or I'll be droppin' off yer lad and leavin' again!

[ewen-montagu-official]

No it's true, his novels ARE highly unrealistic. And deeply misogynistic. Oh, and even disgustingly racist as well!

[captainjewell1234]

I am taking back my words, purely and only for the return of the submarine. However, you make a good point, Montagu.

[that-novelist-guy]

My novels are NOT any of those things!! Not anymore at least...

[cockney-in-a-hat]

Ugh fine, have yer underwater boat back. But it was very fun, so I'll be borrowin' it again in future! And as for yer comments on his novels, one of the girls is on it an' it's bein' sorted

[captainjewell1234]

No you won’t. I’ll be hiding it. Under the water.

[captainjewell1234]

Good day Sir! Just lettin' ya know that I may be borrowin' yer underwater boat thingy for the next couple days. I'll return it soon, promise!

@cockney-in-a-hat

What????? Who said you could do that??????? I didn’t. Please do not????????

[cockney-in-a-hat]

'S a bit late fer that! Already done and got it. Turns out one of yer crewmates was on board, he screamed at me like a lil' girl for a moment. Now he's got his wits together he's teachin' me how to drive it, he says I'm a fast learner!

[captainjewell1234]

Oh my god, it was Walker, wasn’t it? Please turn around and come back. Pronto. Why do you even need a submarine??

[cockney-in-a-hat]

Okay okay fine, I'll drop him back to yer dock. And t' answer yer question, hiding an' escaping reasons. Also, I always though these things would be harder to drive, but they're real easy. Why on earth does yer fella here keep sayin' it usually takes years of training t' drive one?

[that-novelist-guy]

This whole scheme sounds like something straight out of my novels...so you have my full support if you continue! Great stuff,Mils!

[captainjewell1234]

Your novels are highly unrealistic. Do NOT continue.

[that-novelist-guy]

What would you know about novels,sailor boy?

[cockney-in-a-hat]

You better take back that comment Mr Captain fella, or I'll be droppin' off yer lad and leavin' again!

[ewen-montagu-official]

No it's true, his novels ARE highly unrealistic. And deeply misogynistic. Oh, and even disgustingly racist as well!

[captainjewell1234]

I am taking back my words, purely and only for the return of the submarine. However, you make a good point, Montagu.

[captainjewell1234]

Good day Sir! Just lettin' ya know that I may be borrowin' yer underwater boat thingy for the next couple days. I'll return it soon, promise!

@cockney-in-a-hat

What????? Who said you could do that??????? I didn’t. Please do not????????

[cockney-in-a-hat]

'S a bit late fer that! Already done and got it. Turns out one of yer crewmates was on board, he screamed at me like a lil' girl for a moment. Now he's got his wits together he's teachin' me how to drive it, he says I'm a fast learner!

[captainjewell1234]

Oh my god, it was Walker, wasn’t it? Please turn around and come back. Pronto. Why do you even need a submarine??

[cockney-in-a-hat]

Okay okay fine, I'll drop him back to yer dock. And t' answer yer question, hiding an' escaping reasons. Also, I always though these things would be harder to drive, but they're real easy. Why on earth does yer fella here keep sayin' it usually takes years of training t' drive one?

[that-novelist-guy]

This whole scheme sounds like something straight out of my novels...so you have my full support if you continue! Great stuff,Mils!

[captainjewell1234]

Your novels are highly unrealistic. Do NOT continue.

[captainjewell1234]

Good day Sir! Just lettin' ya know that I may be borrowin' yer underwater boat thingy for the next couple days. I'll return it soon, promise!

@cockney-in-a-hat

What????? Who said you could do that??????? I didn’t. Please do not????????

[cockney-in-a-hat]

'S a bit late fer that! Already done and got it. Turns out one of yer crewmates was on board, he screamed at me like a lil' girl for a moment. Now he's got his wits together he's teachin' me how to drive it, he says I'm a fast learner!

[captainjewell1234]

Oh my god, it was Walker, wasn’t it? Please turn around and come back. Pronto. Why do you even need a submarine??

[captainjewell1234]

Good day Sir! Just lettin' ya know that I may be borrowin' yer underwater boat thingy for the next couple days. I'll return it soon, promise!

@cockney-in-a-hat

What????? Who said you could do that??????? I didn’t. Please do not????????

[captainjewell1234]

Submarine.👍