Millie

Finding ways to stay entertained while Spilsbury's being sketchy

[cockney-in-a-hat]

Welcome to London, I'm a cockney!

And this is what cockneys wear ^

The name's Millie, or Mils (short for Mildred, but don't call me that).

I ain't got much to do and so I'm in need or entertainment, just holler if yous got any question or any gossip! If not I might go see what them MI5 lads are up to...

Oh, and if the authorities ask? I dunno who that Spilsbury fella is. (The authorities hate me as it is)

For the nosy folks, more about me below...

No, I'm not the idiot that's in the wrong century, nor I do not claim responsibility for that child.

Currently unemployed, previously a chimney sweep. Although I am trying to snatch up job at the MI5 if anyone wants to help...

I like poetry, literature and any sort of gossip.

For anythin' else yer wanna know, just ask!

[cockney-in-a-hat]

Evil Mr Montagu, Evil Mr Cholmondeley, Evil Mr Spilsbury... what's with the infestation of Evil men?? I mean I s'pose the truly evil one is Evil Mr Cholmondeley because the others seem sorta sensible...

Ya see folks, the trick to not havin' an evil version of ya is to have no fixed personality and be both chaotic an' sensible. Oh also I s'pose bein' a somewhat of a woman helps cos' it seems to only be affectin' the men

[italia-at-the-typewriter]

Edited my sim to look more like me

[cockney-in-a-hat]

Wot's a sim? Why is there a digital version o' you? Have ya been trapped in one of them tech thingies??

[italia-at-the-typewriter]

yeah a guy came along and trapped me in their television

But seriously I was on my way for my annual checkup with Spilsbury when Tar stopped me and told me he'd created a new thing called 'video games' and this was one of them. You make people and trap them in a basement until they die at least that seems to be how you play

[cockney-in-a-hat]

I didn't know Spilsbury did checkups...

But I am gonna need t' borrow that game fer a bit of ya don't mind... Ya gotta show me how t' make Masterman on there

[italia-at-the-typewriter]

Edited my sim to look more like me

[cockney-in-a-hat]

Wot's a sim? Why is there a digital version o' you? Have ya been trapped in one of them tech thingies??

[themincehungergames2026]

NIGHT 2 & DAY 3

more heartbreak for the entire fandom, but also not very surprising?

well mi5 has been veryyyy busy

below cut for more!

Fallen tributes:

@ewen-montagu-official

@that-woke-flemminist

@telefono-de-juan

@maddscientisttarr

@evilewenmontagu

@italia-at-the-typewriter

Remaining Tributes:

@pink-typist

@colonel-johnny-bevan

@hester-leggatt

@jean-is-2bright4tea

@bellatypequeen

@charles-cholmondeley-official

@steveonthephone

@wearethemastersman

@suegoggins

@that-novelist-guy

@cockney-in-a-hat

@umbrellaguyofficial

@hearts-for-america

@very-trustworthy-coroner

@its-a-name1

@captainjewell1234

@the-top-coroner-in-spain

@communist-ping-pong

[cockney-in-a-hat]

I am very sorry Mr Montagu Sir, but it gotta be done! Kill or be killed and yous is one of the main threats

[ewen-montagu-official]

I understand completely. Go and win this thing!

[cockney-in-a-hat]

Of course Sir, I'll give it my best shot! At the very least I'd like to outlast Masterman. That chap don't need no braggin' rights...

[penny-for-me-guvna]

Yay!!! One of my friends was able to get a letter with me name on it into the MI5 mailbox! Everyone in the basement looks busy today, so I’ll try ta read it by myself.

[cockney-in-a-hat]

I will always make a bit o' time fer friends, let me know if ya need a hand readin' it lad!

[penny-for-me-guvna]

Yay!!! One of my friends was able to get a letter with me name on it into the MI5 mailbox! Everyone in the basement looks busy today, so I’ll try ta read it by myself.

[cockney-in-a-hat]

I will always make a bit o' time fer friends, let me know if ya need a hand readin' it lad!

[evil-charles-cholmdely-official]

I tend to bully John Masterman

[cockney-in-a-hat]

This is one o' the few actions of yers that I can understand

[themincehungergames2026]

NIGHT 2 & DAY 3

more heartbreak for the entire fandom, but also not very surprising?

well mi5 has been veryyyy busy

below cut for more!

Fallen tributes:

@ewen-montagu-official

@that-woke-flemminist

@telefono-de-juan

@maddscientisttarr

@evilewenmontagu

@italia-at-the-typewriter

Remaining Tributes:

@pink-typist

@colonel-johnny-bevan

@hester-leggatt

@jean-is-2bright4tea

@bellatypequeen

@charles-cholmondeley-official

@steveonthephone

@wearethemastersman

@suegoggins

@that-novelist-guy

@cockney-in-a-hat

@umbrellaguyofficial

@hearts-for-america

@very-trustworthy-coroner

@its-a-name1

@captainjewell1234

@the-top-coroner-in-spain

@communist-ping-pong

[cockney-in-a-hat]

I am very sorry Mr Montagu Sir, but it gotta be done! Kill or be killed and yous is one of the main threats

[evil-charles-cholmdely-official]

Alright.

Plant fact #1

plant

@cockney-in-a-hat

[cockney-in-a-hat]

But what kind?? Thems are all different plants, an' he usually gives us a cool fact of how they're adapted for somethin'!

[evil-charles-cholmdely-official]

I apply jam to my gluten products randomly and with an uneven spread because it's not worth trying to measure it out

[cockney-in-a-hat]

@ewen-montagu-official here he is Sir! He's scarin' me a little cos' who wouldn't want an even spread of jam on their toast?? Ya get dry bits with too little jam an' goopy bits with too much jam if ya don't do it even!

[ewen-montagu-official]

Y'know yer evil enemy #1? (Not Bevan, the other you) well... methinks I just seen a rather evil lookin' version of yer best friend...

@cockney-in-a-hat

Good grief. Please, please no. Thank you for warning me, but I hope and pray that you are mistaken

[cockney-in-a-hat]

I do hope too sir! Unfortunately it looked a little too real t' be a mistake...

[ewen-montagu-official]

Please, what is this evil Charles blog so that I can block it?

[cockney-in-a-hat]

I believe it's @evil-charles-cholmdely-official Sir, though I ain't too sure as he spelt his name wrong an' it's confused me

[ewen-montagu-official]

Y'know yer evil enemy #1? (Not Bevan, the other you) well... methinks I just seen a rather evil lookin' version of yer best friend...

@cockney-in-a-hat

Good grief. Please, please no. Thank you for warning me, but I hope and pray that you are mistaken

[cockney-in-a-hat]

I do hope too sir! Unfortunately it looked a little too real t' be a mistake...

[ewen-montagu-official]

Got yer watch! He gave it t' me fer free cos' he owed me a favour from a while back. Now I ain't exactly been taught geography, but I saw some of yer notes and got a little confused... how d'ya get to Spain if you're turnin' left at France?

@cockney-in-a-hat

Excellent job! I knew you'd be able to do it. And as for that other question, well firstly those shouldn't have been left out for you to see, many apologies. But when you're planning the route on a map, you do in fact turn left at France to reach Spain. Of course the crew will have more accurate instructions, that's only shorthand.

[cockney-in-a-hat]

Sorry Sir, but I still don't follow.. surely turnin' left and goin' straight on means yous hittin' France or endin' up in America with that offputtingly loud American fella Mr Watkins?

[captainjewell1234]

You do not turn left at France. A, you turn right. B, it is much more complex than Mr Montagu makes it out to be. C, please don’t say you need the submarine for whatever this is.

[cockney-in-a-hat]

Well I looked after it well last time, didn't I? And I returned it cleaner than it was before! Yer team really do leave a right mess Mr Captain Sir...

Besides, if ya gave me a bit more trainin' it'd be even safer! That other crew member gave me some last time an' i picked it up real quick so it don't take much.

[captainjewell1234]

It’s organised mess. (Though I do agree sometimes it’s unacceptable.)

If you DO dare to take it again I will be joining you, as a safety precaution.

[cockney-in-a-hat]

You got it Mr Captain Sir! I do plan on borrowin' it again sometime, gonna see if I can find me brother's group!

[captainjewell1234]

This is certainly the furthest lengths I’ve seen someone go just to see their brother. Can you not just wait for him to return?

[cockney-in-a-hat]

I could, but we don't know how long it'll take. He used t' send me letters regularly but I ain't heard from him fer several months, thought he could do with some cheerin' up with a visit!

[captainjewell1234]

I respect your determination but that does sound like a near impossible task. How do you expect to find him?

[cockney-in-a-hat]

Well I know where he was headed in his last letter, figured I'd jus' start there and follow the trail

[italia-at-the-typewriter]

Doing like TWENTY different jobs rn get your lazy arses back from holiday before I win the war for us singlehandedly

[cockney-in-a-hat]

Why didn't ya say so? I was only in the basement with Mr Montagu, I coulda come up an' helped! On my way now, I'll bring up some tea and biscuits for ya, what is it that needs doin'?

[italia-at-the-typewriter]

Oooh, thank you Millie. I've been doing whatever Masterman is supposed to be doing round here and I've been organising HR and I've been picking up a few other jobs. If you want to help with any of that please do,,

[cockney-in-a-hat]

Of course! Happy t' do anythin' for ya, I can pick up Masterman's stuff if ya want cos' I think I'm a little too biased for HR stuffs

[italia-at-the-typewriter]

Doing like TWENTY different jobs rn get your lazy arses back from holiday before I win the war for us singlehandedly

[cockney-in-a-hat]

Why didn't ya say so? I was only in the basement with Mr Montagu, I coulda come up an' helped! On my way now, I'll bring up some tea and biscuits for ya, what is it that needs doin'?

[ewen-montagu-official]

Got yer watch! He gave it t' me fer free cos' he owed me a favour from a while back. Now I ain't exactly been taught geography, but I saw some of yer notes and got a little confused... how d'ya get to Spain if you're turnin' left at France?

@cockney-in-a-hat

Excellent job! I knew you'd be able to do it. And as for that other question, well firstly those shouldn't have been left out for you to see, many apologies. But when you're planning the route on a map, you do in fact turn left at France to reach Spain. Of course the crew will have more accurate instructions, that's only shorthand.

[cockney-in-a-hat]

Sorry Sir, but I still don't follow.. surely turnin' left and goin' straight on means yous hittin' France or endin' up in America with that offputtingly loud American fella Mr Watkins?

[captainjewell1234]

You do not turn left at France. A, you turn right. B, it is much more complex than Mr Montagu makes it out to be. C, please don’t say you need the submarine for whatever this is.

[cockney-in-a-hat]

Well I looked after it well last time, didn't I? And I returned it cleaner than it was before! Yer team really do leave a right mess Mr Captain Sir...

Besides, if ya gave me a bit more trainin' it'd be even safer! That other crew member gave me some last time an' i picked it up real quick so it don't take much.

[captainjewell1234]

It’s organised mess. (Though I do agree sometimes it’s unacceptable.)

If you DO dare to take it again I will be joining you, as a safety precaution.

[cockney-in-a-hat]

You got it Mr Captain Sir! I do plan on borrowin' it again sometime, gonna see if I can find me brother's group!

[captainjewell1234]

This is certainly the furthest lengths I’ve seen someone go just to see their brother. Can you not just wait for him to return?

[cockney-in-a-hat]

I could, but we don't know how long it'll take. He used t' send me letters regularly but I ain't heard from him fer several months, thought he could do with some cheerin' up with a visit!