where are my knuckle spikes

[captainmak0]

night shift

[0fficermako]

doesn’t Korra know that getting on a speedboat in this show is a fucking terrible idea

[captainmak0]

remember when lin used to kick me out of her office for interrupting important political meetings with more important crime solving information?

wait.

fuck.

[captainmak0]

hey so heads up dad rohan gave me some flowers and said he thinks i'm pretty we're gonna get married now

does he have a decent job or not yet

[s1tka-deactivated20160331]

we’re 12…

[captainmak0]

i had three jobs when i was your age i dont care if he's an airbender or not

they're all flakes. go do your homework

[captainmak0]

hey so heads up dad rohan gave me some flowers and said he thinks i'm pretty we're gonna get married now

does he have a decent job or not yet

[captainmak0]

dad i'm 12 years old, and neither you or mom has given me the eel and the cave spiel. i'm going to assume you two know nothing, so tonight when you get home we have to talk.

sorry, you and your brother have stay over at uncle bolin’s tonight, your mom and i need to go to ba sing se for business

[captainmak0]

yeah 

[captainmak0]

dad i'm 12 years old, and neither you or mom has given me the eel and the cave spiel. i'm going to assume you two know nothing, so tonight when you get home we have to talk.

sorry, you and your brother have stay over at uncle bolin's tonight, your mom and i need to go to ba sing se for business

[captainmak0]

clingstone replied to your post: dad can i ask you an important question about dating

WHO IS S1TKA

ARE YOU THIS KID SHE'S TRYING TO DATE 

[captainmak0]

s1tka replied to your post: dad can i ask you an important question about dating

i’m going to take that as “no, i don’t mind.” thanks dad!

omg sitka

[captainmak0]

dad can i ask you an important question about dating

of course

the answer is no

[captainmak0]

when did you get promoted from officer to captain?

five different civil service exams

[captainmak0]

the best part about this job is the office with blinds in all the interior windows

[captainmak0]

we've had three riots in the detainment cells in the last year its a shame but i really gotta put these triad guys in there if they don't give me enough evidence or a testimony to put them in individual cells risks and all that

[captainmak0]

waxed the office floor and went through two packs of cigarettes sexual missconduct my ass

[captainmak0]

SWIVELS IN CHAIR ILU

please leave my office

[captainmak0]

what the fuck are doritos

[captainmak0]

WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

w hat