extremely gay & incredibly annoying @captainmander - Tumblr Blog

the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.

nickmpreg

you don’t gotta tell me to boycott the Nintendo prices by not buying bc i don’t have the money to get them anyways

nickmpreg

‘guys don’t spend 600-700 dollars on the new nintendo products to send a message’ im way ahead of you man

junglejim4322

This is like when people were calling for a boycott of airbnb like yeah no shit im not paying for airbnb thanks for the suggestion tho

kitsnicket

The biggest “your experiences are not universal” thing I feel is whenever anyone talks about the universality of girls planning their weddings since childhood because. Well. Not me. God bless

catmask

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

afatlittledog

amnesiaguy

collecting posts of this type

oysters-aint-for-me

btw i’ve never seen pacific rim but i had a dream last night that there was a new pacific rim movie and the kaiju and the big robots were fighting and there were all these gratuitous shots of them stepping directly on cybertrucks with the drivers still inside them and in an interview guillermo del toro said that those were his favorite shots in the entire movie

bbprincessheather

queerliblib

on it 🫡 🌈 📚

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malwiretv

Have another TLT WIP.

What if Alecto adored her reflection as the descendent of Anastasia?

“When she had been earlier born, and less self-conscious, sometimes she would rest her face against the mirror's face, and try to reach her reflec-tion. Camilla had caught her kissing it once, and had written about six pages of notes on that, which was humiliating.” —Nona the Ninth

#HMMMMM #the locked tomb

wormfolk

i thought it was funny when she got up covered in blood justice for my girl

#the locked tomb

saintaurum

I get so sad every time someone says they couldn't get into TLT because they got lost so I MADE THIS. enjoy. Please let me know if Im missing anything or anything is wrong!

EDIT 3/15: UPDATED SOME INFORMATION IN THE BoE SLIDE

Link to all the artists' websites/blogs below!

#the locked tomb

brbarou

you can't take loved away

#the locked tomb

damselking

nona and pash funniest dynamic of all time. what if you were a perfect killing machine groomed by a violent insurgency organisation from birth with a very concrete and all-consuming hatred of your government and their species which has been drilled into you by everyone you know and care for your whole life. and then a member of said species shows up on your doorstep and despite the fact that you keep telling her how repulsive and inherently evil she is she won’t stop looking at you with these big dreamy lovesick googoo eyes

#the locked tomb

cowboythethird

harrowhark “my whole existence is the result of 200 dead children, i am the product of sacrifice and have to live with the guilt of that everyday. i am in love with a corpse and i puppet my dead parents around so i am not alone. i cannot take another loss” nonagesimus

gideon “i gave my life for you and you didnt even want it, even worse you refuse to accept it, wasting my sacrifice. you lobotomized yourself to forget everything i did for you—you refuse to embrace the life i have provided you over and over again, and now im stuck as a reanimated corpse” nav

and

coronabeth “i am sick with heartbreak and jealousy that you didnt murder and consume me, your other half, refusing to let me join you on your journey forwards, instead giving that honor to some dick they assigned us. I am dejected and maimed” tridentarius

ianthe “you are the last person i would kill—i would kill myself first without hesitation rather than lay a finger on you. i cannot live without you and i could not live myself if i was the one who removed you from this world” tridentarius

#I am in physical pain #the locked tomb