Random stupidity for the day

[thelockedtomb]

GIVEAWAY

There are 1,000+ followers now for this lil “TLT love letter” of a blog, and also, 2020 is over! Mazel tov!

Somebody will be getting these:

RULES

How do I participate? Reblog and also leave a comment in the notes for what you love most about TLT. (Please don’t overthink it. Doesn’t have to be fancy or eloquent.) This is about writing a silly love letter together and gifting somebody with handmade “special edition” hardcovers.

Do I have to be a follower? Nope! It’d be SO cool if it pans out that way, but nope.

How will the winner be chosen? Random generator.

What happens if I win? You must share your mailing address. If you are a minor, PLEASE oh please OMFG please ask permission from your parent/guardian! (Yep, I’ll ship free internationally.)

What if I already own printed copies of these books? Sorry, but I must insist that you gIvE tHeM aWaY. Someone out there wants them (or these). Purely honor system. I’m confident you’ll find a worthy recipient.

The giveaway is open until the 1st of February 2021. The winner will get a special valentine notification on 2/14/21! (Why the 2-week gap? I am but one [1] humin bean.)

Also, to make myself smile, I’m gonna reblog some favorite older posts/reblogs during the giveaway’s entry period. It’s a “free giveaway,” right? Aw yeah.

[forevernoon-deactivated20181218]

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

video proof that every creature is dogs

[a-melior-ate]

I love deep diving vids cause at least some of these animals have never seen a human before and they all so gagged.

[forbescaroline]

ultimate top ten ships meme → sense8 ships (as voted by my followers) #1. nomi/amanita “If you’re lucky, I mean really lucky, a feeling comes along that will change everything. I remember such a feeling and how it walloped me years ago when this girl walked into my bookstore. It is the same feeling that I have right now. The feeling that this is her. My love. My wife. This is my future. And I trust this feeling more than I have trusted anything in my life.”

[systlin]

So random question since you seem to know just about everything about everything. If you were a moderately poor lesbian couple looking to elope in the middle of winter up here in Iowa where would you go?

I know some stuff about a few select areas, certainly not everything about everything. 

But I’d choose a state park, personally. Pikes Peak comes to mind. It’s got a lovely view over the Mississippi into Wisconsin. 

And congrats to you and your future wife! I wish you long, happy lives, filled with joy and laughter. 

[captainpippinwinchester]

Thank you!

[i-have-no-gender-only-rage]

some info on bees and wasps 

[havenoffandoms]

Save the bees! (and respect the wasps even if they’re nasty little things ❤️)

[amoisthobo]

Thanks Coyote

[kingshariff1-deactivated2021011]

Lmfaoo reblogging for the coyote comment

[narwhalsarefalling]

a bitch

will murder u for a corn chip

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Soup-serving robot fail. [video]

[mistertotality]

Simone Giertz, the self-proclaimed “Queen of Shitty Robots.” She intentionally engineers terrible robots just for fun.

[blenderweaselhasopinions]

everything this woman makes is goddamn fantastic

[welcometonerdland-deactivated20]

[dickslapthestate]

So I went to her YouTube channel cuz I was like “yo I want some more funny robot videos.

Turns out:

Her latest update on twitter just came out less than a day ago:

Hopefully, her recovery goes well.

On a lighter note, when she discussed the possibility of going blind in one eye as a result of the surgery she got a comment:

[draciformes]

She’s recovering wonderfully and she is not blind and doesnt have any complications! And she rented a full workshop, she used to work literally on the other side of her tiny basically one or two room house but now she has a whole workshop! I’m so happy for her

[ravenhexxx]

This made my fucking day…..I usually only blog about Witchy things but .this just made me smile and laugh so….what is more bewitching that a smile and a laugh …..so fuck it …posted

[laughterkey]

I had no idea she’d gone through all of this. Heads up, you can support her on Patreon.

[ameliaglitter]

I saw this and thought of @fleamontpotter.

[justicewitch]

OP HOW CAN YOU NOT ADD THE BEST PART OF THIS TWEET THREAD

[indirispeaks]

[ashermajestywishes]

Dinosaur-sized birds is a scarier concept than dinosaurs. The people who’ve been chased by geese will understand.

[spacemonkeyg78]

Surprised I don’t have PTSD from my childhood experience visiting my grandparents with their damn chicken pen.

[expelliarmus]

[mikedawwwson]

Why Did They Come?

[wobblyjimbles]

TOO FUCKIN’ phenomenal to NOT reblog!!!!

[subcas]

[saanphoenix-deactivated20260411]

It’s funnier because Dean’s just like, “Shit. I just threatened an angel. Who pulled me out of Hell. And makes the earth quake. And burns people’s eyes out. And shit, shit, shitty, shit, fuck. Okay. Guess I’m doin’ that now.”

And Cas just suffers him.

[tenoko1]

This is why people began falling in love with these two.

[boredpanda]

[daeneryskairipa]

[captainpippinwinchester]

Eve: was the world originally ruled by talking dinosaurs Flynn?!

Cassandra: were we all dinosaurs?

Eve: don't even think about it

Cassandra: was there a dinosaur me?

Eve: I said don't think about it

[kariachi]

All I’m saying is that if we can get Cal back, even with the risk of time paradoxes, there is no reason they can’t bring back Stumpy.

[battlships]

WAS THE WORLD ORIGINALLY RULED BY TALKING DINOSAURS, FLYNN?

omg this show is gold (via battlships)

[changbinnnie]

[librarifan-blog]

Well Jones is pretending to be fine.

Jacob Stone breaking my HEART (via librarifan)