anxious but hopeful

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[manny-jacinto]

“There is a bit of a luxury to experiencing this amount of exposure not as a young man,” he said. “Because at this point, whether I like it or not, for better or worse…I am who I am.” - Pedro Pascal

[partywithponies]

[partywithponies]

[esrah-rah-rasputin]

This has two moods: how fanfic and good music connect us, and being very confused and laughing at the fandoms for all these when put next to the titles

[elliesclementine]

that time stevie made us all cry

[chrishemsworht]

Stardust (2007) dir. Matthew Vaughn.

[kabaks]

black sails is REALLY the master of being like “i know i made you love this character i KNOW i manipulated you into loving them by showing you exactly how much they were suffering but NOW i’m going to make you look at them through the eyes of a supporting character who exposes the terrible shit they’ve done and i’m going to tell you THROUGH THEM that there’s no excuse for some of these things you’ve been excusing and there’s NOTHING you can do about it kk bye” 

[wiselwisel]

Las leyes de la física son inquebrantables.

[detrout]

[bimbinis]

I can never forget how the only method Tumblr has of preventing you from downloading copyrighted content from an audio post is to have a message on the source code saying "please don't download this we'll get in trouble"

[bimbinis]

This is not a joke

[henryscavills]

Romeo + Juliet (1996) dir. Baz Luhrmann

[soviet-uwunion]

Oh my god those are heelys

[ore-imouto-deactivated20240108]

[hellsite-yano]

[whitesunlars]

hypothesis: everyone has the hots for geralt because he is the ideal mix of legolas and aragorn that we have always craved

[brassm]

[tlematimun]

[starfleetacademy]

My favorite catholic lore is that anyone can make holy water in a pinch but the church puts dumb restrictions on us like ‘do this only if someone needs their last rites’ like I WILL bless this McDonald’s sprite and I WILL enjoy the crispiness of our lord and savior

[subrosa-shit-deactivated2024091]

Another bit is that holy water cannot be diluted. When I went to the Vatican the tour guide was explaining this, if you put any amount of holy water into any amount of normal water, the whole bunch becomes holy. This is how they sell Pope Holy Water in the gift shop. This is how I’ve been drinking only holy water for two months now. I am immune to demons.

[meglyman]

Homeopathic holy

[kaijutegu]

It’s not actually any amount of holy water- according to the Church, the water has to be more than half holy water by volume. So if you take a half gallon+a few drops of holy water and a half gallon of secular water, you get one gallon of holy water, plus a few drops. You can then add a gallon of secular water to that and then you have two gallons of holy water. We’ve got a couple jugs of Pope Water in the linen closet at my parents’ house, because my mom used the heck out of this loophole after a trip to Italy in 2008. It was more than a decade ago at this point and we still have Pope Water. We no longer have that Pope, but by god do we have his water.

[kaijutegu]

Here’s what a jug of Pope water looks like. Mom measured a fill line on them so that we never accidentally run out and just have old jugs of secular water lying around.

[corvidbone-deactivated20200223]

[eroscestlavie]

how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos

[eroscestlavie]

merry christmas everyone this post has so many notes that my younger cousins saw it independently of me showing it to them, recognized me from the family photos, and confronted me about it at a family gathering a few years ago 

[997]

absolutely hate ????

[nugundam]

[everythingfox]

Happy boy

[gingbat]

Can I pet that dog?

[waco]

ur tellin me a strawberry pounded this cake

[nflstreet]

sony pulled cyberpunk 2077 from the playstation store lol

[nflstreet]

this is so funny considering that this game was hyped for more than five years

[wickedlittlecritta]

playstation killer

[fagflint]

help girl i accidentally got attached to the crew i was screwing over for monetary gain and sacrificed my leg for them and now have some sort of extremely homoerotic tension with the captain even though i never wanted any of this

[fagflint]

im a pirate king now girl HELP