I am Captain Sarcasm!

THIS IS AN ACE SAFE SPACE I'm not an actual captain of anything, I am, however, mayor of Hogwarts in animal crossing new leaf. I'm demisexual so if any of y'all are need somebody to talk about greysexual things Im all ears! my hobbies are baking, attempting to draw, and watching Game Grumps. I love The Riddler, food, and good vibes!

[aeli-tan-art]

honestly started this podcast just expecting d&d with puns and dad jokes. didn't expect to be bawling my eyes out at 2am

[its-a-gemfact]

So I haven’t done SU meta in a while so have a hottake:

I think ppl take the bismuth arc in the wrong way. I’m against killing people generally, even bad people. But like, offensive violence and defensive violence are significantly different. It’s not fair to hold the oppressed to the same moral standard as their oppressors. The question ‘is it hypocritical for bismuth to use violence against the diamonds?’ gets an easy no from me.

Honestly though? That’s not what I got from the bismuth special. Bismuth is a good allegory for a different problem I see in a lot of passionate social justice movements. The internet calls it larping sometimes? but it’s when activists are so caught up in the passion, aesthetics and experience of activism that they forget the tragedy of the situation, along with the material problems they’re trying to change. For example, I’ve seen this in some leftists who romanticise the idea of a glorious socialist revolution. So much so that they don’t vote at all, they don’t get involved in any small-scale socialist movements, they do not accept incremental change. For them, it’s simply all-out class war, or nothing. The problem is, this isn’t a movie. Real revolution is complicated and slow. Real war is horrific. It scares me how willing some leftists are to throw vulnerable people under the bus to live out what is ultimately just a fantasy.

Now bismuth romanticises war a lot in su. Other crystal gems do too, pearl especially. I get that it’s a coping mechanism, to boost morale in a very shitty situation. But when pink diamond is ‘shattered’, we finally see how bismuth’s idea of war really was a fantasy. It couldn’t be solved by just killing someone. Taking the dramatic route did nothing but hurt people. Things only changed after 5 seasons of laborious work on steven’s part. It’s ironic, shattering pink was very in character for pink. The whole rose thing was really just a larp to start with. Only after ASPR did things start to become very real.

[thebabysittersguidetoexorcisms]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I love how

I love how this meme unintentionally but correctly implies reddit is racist

[momsminionmemesforrealjustice]

[la-laborista-republiko]

Gender reveal parties were invented in 2014 and legit have a body count.

Gender reveal parties have killed more people than quicksand, cell phone cancer, and antifa put together.

[glocodile]

the only reason they’re still around is because it’s the only thing that is clearly white culture and it’s all they have

[la-laborista-republiko]

[blockoframen]

Kakashi, about lee: How do you keep him from running away when you take him out of the house?

Guy: He likes me. He doesn't want to run away.

Kakashi: Really?

Guy: Has Sasuke ran away before?

Kakashi: Yes. I make him wear one of those toddler backpacks that have a leash attached to them.

Guy: Isn't he seventeen?

Kakashi: Irrelevant.

[0bjto]

0 effort was put into this but….i think its funny:)

[metaru-lee]

I’ll never forget the change in Gaara’s facial expression  when Lee drops his weights, for the first time ever he looked like he feared for his life

[newtonpermetersquare]

why have i been disgraced

[probablyasocialecologist]

Around 50-85% of the oxygen in Earth’s atmosphere comes from phytoplankton

[xwxda-m1n3n-g035-nyahxwx]

phytoplankton appreciation post 💚

[sweetschizo-deactivated20190808]

Hey if you’re schizophrenic/psychotic I just want you to know that you’re a wonderful person and that you deserve so much better than the demonization, marginalization and stigmatization you face in this society.

[sweetschizo-deactivated20190808]

Please consider reblogging this/other positivity posts for schizophrenic/psychotic people every once in a while. If you have more than 100 followers, odds are that a couple of them experiences psychosis and that they rarely see positivity posts for people with their symptoms.

[radicalapollo]

LMFAO

[wo2bzy1vl4-deactivated20220710]

must be nice to be able to afford to do that lol why are gamers such self centered freaks

[breezeinmonochromenight]

some of ya’ll don’t look up the context before forming an opinion and it shows.

[complete-trash-and-despair]

What someone does with something they own that they bought with their own money is none of your fucking business lmao

[bioillogically]

sometimes u gotta just say weird shit and not worry about what u mean

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

I can’t breathe

[brawltogethernow]

Best wishes to these people obviously but I’m WHEEZING at the concept of a standard horror plot starter but the stranded travelers are an entire fully equipped orchestra.

[recommend]

Proof That Baby Showers Are the Literal Worst (x)

[memes-enthusiast]

THE LAST ONE

[rosyflannels]

Ok these are mostly stupid but like I’d definitely play the last one.

[kawacy]

Powerpuff Girls

[traumaticchild]

*bottles up emotions* this coping shits easy