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[calpalgalpal]

Reblog if you know the pain of hearing someone you thought supported you introduce your significant other as your “..friend.”

[kareshare]

[freepeople]

[usbghost-blog]

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

[wings-of-liberty-clothing]

[karolinaone]

[newbiesquadgoals]

[midge-purce]

[uswntinmotion]

Kelley answers a particularly ridiculous question perfectly. (2:52)

[goals-and-cinnamon-rolls]

[kriegerfeverlife]

The important thing about Lauren Holiday's tumor isn't the Pelicans' season

[believethatwe]

[uswntish]

[whiskeyandsoccer]

[captainuswnt]

What she says: I'm fine

What she means: Can you believe that Heather O'Reilly is retiring after 17 years because Jill Ellis left her off the Olympic roster in favour of Megan Rapinoe who was not 100% fit at the time, despite HAO still being the fittest member of the USWNT at 31 years of age.

[captainuswnt]

[Riding the elevator to the team’s hotel floor]

Ali: Darn, I’m claustrophobic.

KO: What does that mean?

HAO: It means she’s afraid of Santa Claus.

Ali: No it doesn’t!

KO: HO HO HO

HAO: Stop it, you’re scaring her!

[captainuswnt]

Ali: How long does your ideal hug last?

Ash: 38-45 minutes.

Ali: That’s really impractical.

Ash: You said ideal not realistic.