My own blog to post whatever I want hell yeah

Fictive of Neo Metal Sonic, they/xe. ppl who use generative AI fuck off All living things, bow down to your new master!

[somemismatchedsocks]

WE GOT METAL BONDAGE IN 2026

[tranthony]

youve been a bad *remembers youre plural* people

[eclecticopposition]

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

[carby]

Hey whoa hi. Hello. I am looking directly into your ear canal. What do you mean you drank a tube of virus concentrate.

[whyamiherewhosummonedme]

So, I was working in a lab, right? My job in the lab was preparing a pure, concentrated enough sample of virus. This is tricky since, y'know, viruses require hosts to replicate, but you then need to get the host cells (and the pieces of the host cells that died!) out of the sample while still keeping the viruses. Once I'd finished and the samples had been sent to the database for analysis as well as a second one sent to be frozen for future reference, there was still some left over that needed to be disposed of.

I, knowing that this was a once in a lifetime opportunity, waited carefully for the lab director to be deep in conversation with someone else on the other side of the laboratory. And then I took my chance.

Test tubes, as it turns out, are really bad as shot glasses. Their shape turns any liquid inside into a stream, so you really can't knock it back quickly - it takes a couple seconds. Additionally, the best way I can describe the taste of virus concentrate was "sterile rot". A very unique kind of bad! Made worse by the test tube's inefficiency as a shot glass.

(by the way we were studying bacteriophages, not animal viruses. these viruses are too specialized on attacking prokaryotes to even recognize our cells as targets at all, according to studies.)

(but also like. if the viruses managed to successfully switch hosts and killed me with a violent infection, itd still be worth it.)

(for science.)

[violetthunderstorm]

You have a fitting blog title

[nico-the-overlord]

this post is getting 50k easy

[marlinspirkhall]

[laeclipse]

I present to thy... CATTERKILLER METAL SONIC

[cursed-sonic-opinions]

I say since disability pride month has started, mod should put a semi-transparent disability pride flag as the background for Metal Sonic

why must we choose?

[metalic-wonder]

so my brother came back from dormancy today

[kittycartels]

Metalphiles for the soul :)

[digitalmyyth]

What is forcefem question

[digitalmyyth]

so real

[thenovika]

what I'M made of

[digitalmyyth]

What is forcefem question

[incorrect-sonic-lore]

Did you know...?

Despite being a robot, Metal doesn't weigh anything and can be carried around like a plushie. This is to make her easier to hug

[laeclipse]

I drew a Butterfly Metal Sonic based on Roach Metal Sonic I saw someone else do some time back. His wings are inspired by his Overlord form!

[kittycartels]

When your robot partner is triple your size

FOR @captchathisstupidurl 🫡🫡🫡

[captchathisstupidurl]

AAAAAAAA YES YES YES YESSSSSSS ARARARARARRARSA THEMMMM

[demilypyro]

I don't need to humanize GlaDOS to think she's sexy I will simply rub my wet pussy on her chassis you can't stop me

[demilypyro]

[silver-tongues-blog]

[kittycartels]

your thing says #2 metal sonic fan

...who's the #1 then?????

- @captchathisstupidurl

I have no idea lmaooo,,, I just really adore metal sonic—metals been my favorite sonic character for a VERY long time—but I gotta stay humble so i figure theres atleast one person out there whos a bigger metal sonic fan then me. Less competition if i go for the #2 spot than #1 ya know xD

[captchathisstupidurl]

actually that's so fair 😭😭😭

[veronica-vivienne-violet]

which could mean nothing

[captchathisstupidurl]

is it yumeshipping if it's me and my headmate? anyways

more metalphiles

@kittycartels for YOU. 🫵