Brevity is the Soul of Wit

♕ Porsha ● ☼ 24 Transcending the bonds of corporeal form I'm a soul saver, not a soul killer

[pavelchekovswig]

Everyone: jk the asian representation in the Harry Potter series is really bad

Jk: wHaT aBoUt NaGiNi

Everyone: ma’am she’s a snake

Jk: yEs BuT sHe’S sEcReTlY bEeN a CuRsEd AsIaN wOmAn ThE wHoLe TiMe

Everyone:

[ninfia]

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

[pc-98s]

take me down to the

where the leaves are red and the ghosts are pretty

[yesterdaysprint]

The Washington Times, Washington DC, May 4, 1911

[1dietcokeinacan]

“I haven’t had an hour’s sleep for an hour” bitch SAAAAAME

[snorlaxatives]

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

[beevean]

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

[post--grad]

benefits of living in a lighthouse

no fake friends, just real friends (the only ones who’ll come out to your godforsaken lighthouse to hang)

lots of stairs so u dont need a gym membership

when u look out the window and sigh mournfully it’s Cinematic Depression not just regular depression

minimum requirements: 1 large dog, 17 cable-knit sweaters, 1 mysterious but tragic past, 2 pair fingerless wool gloves

increased likelihood of mermaid encounters

effortless windswept look, complemented by soft lantern glow

free salt scrub 

[unbeknwn]

No one will know the violence it took to become this gentle.

[marvelandshit]

[prettypositivity]

you are only as pretty as you treat people

[indecent-obsessions]

Who’s next on the flirting with me for 2 weeks then disappearing into the void of detachment?

[hesitating]

[elenadoeslife]

If it costs you your peace, it’s too expensive

[tordenvejr]

me seeing purple flowers on a lawn: that’s the prettiest thing i’ve ever seen

me seeing sunlight hit the waves of the sea: that’s the prettiest thing i’ve ever seen

me seeing raindrops sparkle colorfully on a bus stop bench at night: that’s the

[shittycryptids]

A frog that occasionally tells the future but only when he feels like it

[bpdbot]

sometimes i have too many emotions and sometimes i have none at all but i always always feel like i’m drowning

[thesaurio]

Learn how to swim Bitch

[bpdbot]

i made this post when i was in A Mood and all the replies are so angst and depressing except this Whole Ass Mood. Learn how to swim Bitch it’s 2018 we’re dealing with our problems

[courbet-deactivated12311877-dea]

[ulibeanzz]

[susanpevensle]

today i had a man tell me, in all earnest, that i obviously wasn’t very good at my classical studies degree because zeus only had one son, hercules - his source was the disney movie hercules

[creekfiend]

#it would be easier to list the sons zeus does not have