Squat thrusts in the cucumber patch

Call me Emi or Noodles, if you prefer. This blog contains random snippets of things I enjoy, and updates on fics that I write.

[capturedbynoodles]

Oh my god, I’m back to using this hell-site.

[taehungies]

D A Y D R E A M 

[taehungies]

D A Y D R E A M 

[seokjinlesbian]

the holy trinity

[hobies]

BLESS YOU

[jimiyoong]

HOPE WORLD

[randomsplashes]

lmao this cinematic parallel (cr:eisorus)

[capturedbynoodles]

A gift for my sun!! Happy birthday Jung Hoseok! Continue to shine brightly in everything you do! (Tribute video to his joy and his dancing) Twitter handle: @meokjjin

[fluoresensitivearchive-deactiva]

you know how ppl wanted morgan freeman to narrate their life for a while? i think i want jeff goldblum to narrate mine just ‘she’s ahhhhh she’s kind of um she’s sitting there very quietly reading some uh ahahaha fanfiction and really, it’s great, it looks great, she’s feeling great i think she’s gonna uuhh scroll down a little bit more and see the hmm mmh yes action! ha, uh, yes.’

[teotangerine]

*hacker voice* I’m in

[calysso]

[thearchitectanalyzes]

KS Season 3 Preview

You can’t tell me he wouldn’t do this

[allforbts]

170922 BTS_official’s Tweet

[#오늘의방탄] #방탄소년단 뮤직뱅크 컴백! 모두 본방사수 하셨나요? 무한의 세기를 넘어서 계속 우린 영원히 함께니까…* (D👇🏻N👇🏻A👇🏻)

[#Today’sBangtan] #BTS’ Music Bank Comeback! Did you all watch the live broadcast? Crossing over the infinite centuries, we will be together forever…* (D👇🏻N👇🏻A👇🏻)

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[capturedbynoodles]

(via https://open.spotify.com/album/2FTS6a6DLXMNp8flyA0HGO)

LAST DAY TO HIT BILLBOARD HOT 100!!

THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT GUYS. PLEASE STREAM ON SPOTIFY AND YOUTUBE!! PLEASE HELP BTS!!!

[bogskins]

tbh i still don’t think sangwoo confessed. I think they knew she was missing, knew sangwoo is connected, and tried to say he blamed it on bum to scare bum into confessing.

They probably don’t even know they’re right.

[rendezvousrawmen]

Thought that shit looked familiar.

[a-blog-for-ants]

Dude’s, Sangwoo isn’t even in a cell… He looks like he’s in the backseat of a car??? They really are pinning all their hope on Bum implicating Sangwoo in the murders coz they got so little evidence they just letting Sangwoo chill in that back seat with the window cracked and his favourite tunes playin on the radio.