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i do insurance - this is a real human being here, my autism demands I made stupid jokes about my niche subject job. Contact me with questions about (American) car insurance and I’ll answer to the best of my ability. I also file for houses during storm season but I’m not as good at those.

[dogposts]

This is Gracie. She’s a very careful driver. Doesn’t even know what road rage is. 

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[triangleguy]

everybody hates led headlights but it is 1000x worse when you have an old car. this is what i deal with on a daily basis

[triangleguy]

doesnt even have to be an old car actually this is just the experience you have when youre driving anything other than a giant ass suv or truck

[pagerunner-j]

Somebody please give the WSDOT social media folks a raise.

[greelin]

in case you needed to hear it today:

it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re changing lanes

it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re taking an exit

it’s okay to use your turn signal when you plan on turning (can even be done sooner than 2 seconds before you’re about to turn)

you have a turn signal. in your vehicle. two of them in fact.

you are so brave and beautiful and smart and can do it. using your turn signal

[slowspinningredemption]

car behind me earlier with led headlights so bright i could see the outline of my own head silhouetted on all the road signs ahead of me.

[o-kurwa]

[niftyandinterestingstuff]

That’s going to be expensive!

[what-username-where]

Me: oh damn that's a lot of roof, you're right that'll be really expensive

Me at the end of the video: *jaw drops* OHHHHHH NOOOOO NOW I GET IT

[condemnedouthouse]

[kuvaton]

[tsunamiholmes]

Prepare for the ooad wore.

[thememedaddy]

[memewhore]

[marisolinspades]

Listen.

A neighborhood in New Orleans did this. Shut down traffic for a day to throw the thing a block party.

The city said, “haha guys ok, bet you won’t do it again.”

The next year they had an even bigger birthday party for the pot hole. Disrupted even more traffic. Local bakery donated cake.

The city caved and fixed the road.

If you cannot get things fixed by following the rules, be as bombastic as you need to be.

[kyatra]

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

[emergency-broadcast-system]

raidcore

[emergency-broadcast-system]

[garbage-empress]

Once on IMDB I saw a “goof” which was that during a scene set in India(?), the light flicker was at the wrong frequency (in hertz). I wish I knew what movie it was to show you guys, I want to say it was some Marvel shit.

I always wondered how this person knew that. Was there an amazing Indian electrician who just instinctively felt the flicker rate was off? Did they go frame by frame and count the flickers per second?

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

I wanna say that was Tenet?

[hazelsmazecave]

It was The Bourne Supremacy @garbage-empress​

[garbage-empress]

holy fuck

[neko-mancy]

[mountainsboyhowdy]

*punching propane tank in a video game*

“no way! I fill these for a living.”

[car-insurance-memes]

working in property damage insurance really changes how you view disaster and superhero movies

Me watching Spider-Man: Homecoming: oh man, look at all those total losses going into the Hudson. all the damage Spider-Man caused when he jacked his classmate's car is gonna fall on the classmate personally unless his classmate declines to file a police report against him and retroactively declares him a permissive user of the vehicle

[car-insurance-memes]

in another world, she'd be doing my job

[proartspb]

[bisthefairy]

Stealing prev tags uwu

[sourcreammachine]

^mental gymnastics of the forcefield denier

[car-insurance-memes]

Well I posted this to the wrong blog but here is a great example of why headlights in inclement weather are important!

Stay safe, everyone! ❤️

[proartspb]

[bisthefairy]

Stealing prev tags uwu

[sourcreammachine]

^mental gymnastics of the forcefield denier