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proof the new update is totally broken and stupid

I know all those interactions were on satans post not mine and yet the new update is completely wrong about that

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if I had a nickel for every time a random offical sideblog I run that is not my main blog or main sideblog randomly blew up cause Satan reblogged my post I’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

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Do you prefer:

A. decorative carabiners (ex: heart shaped, star shaped, patterned)

B. functional carabiners (used for industrial, safety, security purposes)

both are good but I love me the cute ones.

like heart shaped ones especially I just really love ones that are cute colors or shapes.

the best option though is functional and cute.

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Rock climbing reference?

Yes yes indeed

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my chunky guy (one of two but i misplaced my other big one)

that is the biggest carabiner I have ever seen

how do misplace that thing?

All hail the giant carabiner

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Sips tea in bisexual non-binary as 527 carabineers fall out of my closet (I actually count them btw)

What kinda tea?

also how does one have that many carabiners and are your windows opened? Also address I’m totally not gonna go steal some carabiners from you.

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I’m pretty sure I’m not a lesbian but this hangs over my bed while I sleep. Im a climber so having a carbiner above my bed has symbolic value.

you may not be a lesbian but if you own a carabiner you get the honorary lesbian title (allies only obvi) other people who are honorary lesbians are Hozier

(I had to stare at this for like a minute straight cause it gave me flashbacks this looks like something I would’ve found in my old bestfriends house)

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Are you aware carabiners have a use and people can wear them without being lesbians. Like is this blog a bit or are you being 100% serious. I am autistic and can’t tell.

yeah I know they have a use outside of being lesbian but I just wanna post lesbian stuff it is a bit

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ITS LESBIAN TIME

hell yeah it’s lesbian time

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How many is too much? So I know the minimum.

there is none get as many carabiners as physically possible have them form a chain that even the most long distance lover would be able to hold one end

[gooseseeingred]

So turn the world into a carabiner is what im hearing

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Yes exactly

lesbify everything

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Just found this blog, and I love it. As someone who occasionally goes rock climbing, it makes sense that a carabiner would be lesbian.

thanks, yeah and bikes are very bisexual in my opinion although that may be purely because of the queen song but still I’m pretty sure bisexuals own bikes since they both start with bi

[bisexual-biker]

wait wait, what queen song are you talking about?

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This song

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hie gay am I if I have like 2 carabiners and like a little baby one?

you’re a lesbian couple and their adopted child (human or animal your choice)

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My sister once told her perisex cis male friend to wear you on his right belt loop 💀

Oops, I know so many cishet dudes at my school who wear carabiners is no one telling them that’s a lesbian thing, although that’s not as bad as the cishet homophobic girl I know who has a giant scissor keychain on her bag

(Well I just learned a new word because I had to look up what perisex)

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boydyke/boybutch here, love my carabiner dearly but she broke a few months ago but I don’t wanna get rid of her (she’s also the only one I have ;-;) so since then I’ve just been going round w my. slightlyyy loose carabiner,? who’s always slightly open. we still love her tho. uh that’s it. u seem super cool 👍🏽

aw I’m so sorry about your carabiner I lost one of mine a few months ago so I get it, I am wishing for a carabiner truck that’s seeking a shipment of your favorite color and shape to have just one box tip over and land directly on your doorstep so you’ll have a bunch of carabiners.

and thanks :)

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Just found this blog, and I love it. As someone who occasionally goes rock climbing, it makes sense that a carabiner would be lesbian.

thanks, yeah and bikes are very bisexual in my opinion although that may be purely because of the queen song but still I’m pretty sure bisexuals own bikes since they both start with bi

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How many is too much? So I know the minimum.

there is none get as many carabiners as physically possible have them form a chain that even the most long distance lover would be able to hold one end

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A apparently I’m lesbian now

But I’m a guy

How does that work?

Anytime you put on a carabiner you get a magical girl anime type transformation into a lesbian, you can make your own oc for what lesbian you turn into when you transform you also get a weapon too I guess since you might as well if you are having a magical girl anime transformation scene