carallelogram

dni if you're annoying and/or your opinions differ from mine >⩊<

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[star-riot]

u can say that I’m a bitch but nobody can deny that this bitch is endlessly brimming with whimsy

[carallels]

almost 26 and feel my life slipping away from me but on the bright side i still get IDd for red bulls and keep failing those age verification selfies 🥰

[potholefullofsoup]

one must imagine sisyphus behind the wheel of a large automobile

[renascentt]

VMA’s 1993: A Celebration of Anomoly 

[thecollectibles]

Art by Leah Gardner

[dogpuppy]

[gondwana]

Sunday

[vulpinesaint]

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

[wajb]

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

[touscalusaloser]

theres obv a lot wrong w the WWE but the image of a big buff bearded bald dude diligently doing businessman things on his phone and laptop in a little business suit will never not be funny to me

[woodrider]

Menthol cigarettes were invented by a man called Spud who was born in Mingo Junction

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

[carallels]

everyone say thank you spud

[lowpolyanimals]

Snake from RuneScape (29 March 2004 – 4 April 2005)

[loveridden1999]

[tekunoraizu]

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

[orteil42]

my friend's puppy has baffling levels of attitude for someone who's only been around for a handful of months. he understands concepts like deceit and civil disobedience and other things i didn't fully grasp until well into my 20s. this guy doesn't even know the seasons loop yet. he's probably like okay spring. what's next. some other new bullshit i bet

[acolytics]

never let it be said i dont treat my miis right

[gaycop]

tiramisu