Half Human, Half Machine

[fuselii]

legends 

[oift-deactivated20200815]

friend: so, how was your day?

*disassociated the entire day*

me: my what

[local-graveyard]

[bla-flsafa-deactivated20200802]

I can drink 3 cups of coffee and go straight to sleep, this is just one example of what is fundamentaly wrong with me as a person

[immentallydeficient-deactivated]

one of the most culturally significant tweets of all time

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

british money’s called “quid”, short for liquid, which used to be the official currency. any liquid. “as long as it splash we use it for cash”- old british saying

[zyin]

When little kids hold your finger when walking

[catchymemes]

[60106-deactivated20160403]

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

nosdrinker:

moonuncle:

tubesock:

phvckshitvp:

singingangel16:

kingpushatits:

almightychiefkano:

thissbrowngrl:

tubesock:

ayyepatpat:

tubesock:

Miley has a harden darden soopin dopplin dapper rapper shootah buddha bang?

aa

van cleef pay big for your head!

hey…ahhh….waahhh!

can ya breathe?  can ya smell it?  that’s not air you’re breathing

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AHHHHH!!!!  My back!!!!!!  FUUUUUCK!!!!

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[wenchyfloozymoo]

[byjove]

what city slickers don’t understand is that weird noises always come from the forest and we just ignore it

[byjove]

if you go out to investigate and get got then that is on you, ignore it and go back to sleep like a rational person

[teaboot]

My momma once told me not to be scared of the noises in the woods because if something was going to kill me, I wouldn’t hear it coming. I’m fine now but my brother doesn’t leave the house

[huffylemon]

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

[lunar-skies]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kingjaffejoffer]

[stupidsexybowser]

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

yes i play video games. yes i fucking suck at all of them. we exist