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👽Rissa//18//queer//they/them//ENFP//Colorado👽

[cyber-yeezuss]

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently… I have new ideas

[memesarelolol]

[pixie-mage]

Oh my f u c k i n g god

@snapplepaps

[viostormcaller]

O h m y g o d

[tlematimun]

[chibigingi]

[mordepv-deactivated20180117]

[wherearemyelephants-deactivated]

I can’t seem to find the lie

[prokopetz]

My advice when folks are struggling with writing in the third-person omniscient is to Lemony Snicket it up. Give your omniscient narrator strong opinions about what’s going on. Don’t fall into the trap of assuming that the third-person omniscient perspective must also use the objective voice; those are two separate things, and many of the most popular and successful writers who’ve written in the third-person omniscient do not, in fact, use the objective voice.

[alexandra-erin]

“Willingness to admit the narrative has a voice” is, I think, a big part of what makes young adult literature so much more engaging than a lot of books marketed at adults, particularly adult men.

[nocturnaltherapist]

“Lemony Snicket it up” is a very good phrase and very good advice

[thesylverlining]

I just appreciate seeing third-person omniscient recognized as an actual POV, because people are often dismissive of it (and yes, this is good)

[yrfriendliz]

http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-LB-51793 This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. The idea of giving a baby a theme party based on a local personal injury attorney is something i am so jealous of I dont know how to properly put it into words. Also the fact that the lawyer didn’t come to the party somehow makes it even funnier.

[tinseltownturkey-deactivated202]

this is the kind of content i came here for

[etct-deactivated20240208]

I hate this so fucking much i saw this during band and i kept thinking about it and i couldnt play my part because i kept rememberingthis fucking thing and he didnt even show up and i kept cracking up and he didnt even show up to the PARTYY

[etct-deactivated20240208]

He didnt even show up to the partyy he

[etct-deactivated20240208]

[starkassembled]

The funniest part about this story is that he actually has the most boring commercials of all the New Orleans personal injury attorneys. He just has a tired old catchphrase he’s used for like 30 years; “One Call, That’s All”

when you got Juan Lafonta out here with Big Freedia

[miscreant-side-puffs]

Yo I saw that one when I was down there! I had no idea that ad was for a freaking law firm! 😂😂😂

[renthony]

Maybe all the twentysomethings are obsessed with cartoons because all the “adult” shows show the same traumas, frustrations, and anxieties we already have to deal with 24/7.

Sometimes you just wanna watch a princess of power or a magical alien child do fancy magic stuff in a lower-stakes world where you can be reasonably sure you won’t be subjected to depictions of extreme violence, gore, assault, and sex without warning, ya dig?

[raeseddon]

It’s true and you should say it

[sith-shenanigans]

so much adult media likes to pretend hopelessness and pessimism and cynicism are something profound instead of the same depressing nonsense that you can find self-righteous assholes spouting on any given corner of the internet

society acts like we’re supposed to outgrow hope somewhere between sixteen and twenty-two and it’s absolute bullshit

being an adult isn’t about giving up

hold on, let me repeat that

just in case y'all didn’t hear me in the back

being an adult isn’t about giving up

[7les-deactivated20260125]

^All of this.

[teathattast]

sound: [ON]

[midiport]

here’s the caption from twitter

[protect-and-love-cats]

I Capture The Wildness Of My Dogs In A Winter Wonderland

[harrisunburn]

we all live in a

[intimatehoneys]

[kingrudegyalchina]

WAS I THE ONLY PERSON WAITING TO SEE HOW HE WAS GOING TO RIDE THE BACKS OF TWO PEOPLE AT THE SAME DAMN TIME ?!!

[riessene]

marvel and dc got nothing on chaotic disco bard guy

wheres his movie???

[signsoflifeonmars]

WTF IS THIS?!?!?! 

[suspiciouslyheterosexualbehavior]

its style in it’s rawest and purest form my dude

[hardstoplucas1]

“If I didn’t see you then you didn’t do it”

[nattousan]

this guy is excelling in a completely unique genre of his own creation that consists of extremely relatable humor steeped in twilight zone horror and i am here for it

[fruit-butt]

‘dad bod’ is just ‘bear’ in Straight

[garbagebagger-deactivated201812]

[edwardanthonyswan]

you just know that after edward became a vampire and he was trying to grapple with the fact that he was a “monster” that he would go outside at night, see a mosquito or some shit, chuckle to himself and then say out loud “you know, you and i aren’t so different, pal” and then like fucking sob

[jay-kwellyn]

If I ask nicely will people reblog this or do I have to be clever and funny or something too?

[thoughtsof-r]

black boys in gymnastics would be undefeated

[notoriouslynay]

Super human

[kingrudegyalchina]

You didn’t even need the caption fam . We were going to support you regardless.

[sweetbot]

i’ve found something better than the d.w. “that sign can’t stop me because i can’t read”

[trilllizard666]

this is every single person that ignores the content warnings about something and then get upset when it’s an adult/mature work that has sexual or upsetting content when it’s properly marked

[weloveshortvideos]

x

[rynabuns]

what on earth

[edvardgrieg-official]

please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this

watch it

PLEASE

[whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating]

tchaikovsky is proud

[tinker-tanner]

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.