I'm only after success

Danielle, Stanford c/o 2020

[hownottolearnalanguage]

you: Privet Drive

me, an intellectual: Привет Drive

[sushie-moved]

honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok

[shouldnt]

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

[yesterdaysprint]

Warren Sheaf, Minnesota, November 21, 1895

[sickjacket]

who wants to fling my awful body into the sun

[sickjacket]

unbelievable. i have to do everything myself

[artoo-detoos]

bonus:

[zuge-deactivated20131228]

i cant wait to be a piece of shit w/ a bachelors degree

[susiephone]

i can’t believe friday, september 1, 2017, is nineteen years later. the last scene in the harry potter books.

this is it.

[alwaysbringabookwithyou]

Tomorrow

[waterdowntheoldelera]

not being really overweight but not being thin is a weird place because you never look quite as good as your friends and you’re in that spot that everyone tells you “you’re not fat!” but doesn’t want to say you’re thin and no matter if your weight shifts you always sort of look the same to yourself and in some situations you can hide your appearance but in others its alarmingly obvious, and buying clothes is like a luck of the draw as to if you’ll look thin or huge because it feels like there isn’t an in between 

[thatdanestevez]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

someone: skinny people are hailed as stylish no matter what dumb shit they wear and fat people have to put hyper-gendered effort into their appearance every moment of their life to receive the bare minimum of basic human decency and this is pretty shitty.

every skinny person in a 300 mile radius:  this is targeting me personally, i will have you know that every morning at breakfast my own mother callously asks if i want seconds. seeing my figure praised in literally every form of media humanly possible is actually extremely traumatic because i hate knowing that i’m societally idealised. i was born with glass bones and paper ski

[happynewfears-deactivated201701]

i suck so bad at playing hard to get bc im like literally so excited the person i like likes me back so why play games, let’s get this love train going already

[ayliffe]

this “me, an intellectual” meme is the funniest thing

[princessleialesbian-deactivated]

You : this me, an intellectual meme is the funniest thing Me, an intellectual: indeed, the mockery of elitist cultural norms in academia and the arts by transcription into universally recognized cultural humour releases many endorphins.

[shiny-shock-deactivated20190217]

gets an adrenaline rush from contributing to class discussion

[cause-shes-bittersweet]

[theawesomeadventurer]

this will always leave me dumbfounded and remind me that God isn’t real and probably never was

[ayliffe]

this “me, an intellectual” meme is the funniest thing

[princessleialesbian-deactivated]

You : this me, an intellectual meme is the funniest thing Me, an intellectual: indeed, the mockery of elitist cultural norms in academia and the arts by transcription into universally recognized cultural humour releases many endorphins.

[milkmaidmilf]

resting your phone between your head and shoulder while you’re talking and feeling like a responsible and hectic businesswoman from a 2007 rom com with filing to do