102203

Deep breaths and baby steps. Things will work out eventually. A tale of urls past raiseseyebrowssexily whatii2thii22hiit

[carelesslycapricious]

Is there anywhere I can stream Game of Thrones for free without having to fill out sketchy ass surveys or input my personal info? I have HBO through directv but the site is being a bitch and some of the episodes “have trouble with flash.” 

[greggaraki]

2016 is cancelled, blocked, unfollowed, redacted, and reported

[theperksofbeingaperk]

[nanner]

Whoever is running her social media needs a fat fucking raise and possibly a parade.

[blackberryshawty]

[therealxtina]

rupaul - “lizzie mcguire, disney on ice”

lizzie - “i just landed from the north pole to serve the judges a taste of my eskimo pie henny I am giving ice cold looks and architecture elsa aint got nothing on this frozen fish”

judges comments:

ross matthews - “igloo azalea 

michelle visage - “which hole is bigger her front entrance or her back”

rupaul - “the only white bricks michelle won't sniff”

*judges cackle together in harmony

[quichehound]

[fuckyeahyonicsymbols]

I can’t make this any better than it already is.

[throughthick-and-thin-deactivat]

Take time for yourself and allow your body to rest. Connect to the hospital’s Wi-Fi to binge watch your favorite show or satisfy your guilty pleasure with a good Rom-Com, because this time is about you. And most importantly, it’s your time to take it breath by breath.

[carelesslycapricious]

Lapis: I'm 80% exhaustion 10% sarcasm and 20% I dont care

Peridot: that's 110%......

Lapis: ah but you see 20% of me doesn't care

[otherbully1]

Yall thinking Trump’s run for the presidency is over the same way yall thought Brexit wouldn’t happen. Yall gon stay yall lazy asses home on November 8th and wake up to a nightmare on the 9th.

[spikewriter]

Register. Verify. Get your asses to the polls on November 8th and vote. Tweeting and posting and reblogging don’t do a damn thing if you don’t actually complete a ballot.

[freakishonhulu]

This is not a drill. 🔔 The #FreakishonHulu pilot is here.

Watch now and celebrate #FreakWeek with free episodes every day on Tumblr: http://hulu.tv/FreakishOnHulu 

Stream all episodes on @hulu.  

[imstunning]

for Halloween I’m going to wear a trash bag and when ppl are like oh haha ur going as trash I’ll be like close I’m going as my father

[gif87a-com]

[997]

i hate this website

[itsnotthatcompelling-deactivate]

who did this

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

is 2016 even real or just a weird dream we’re all having

[prettygreattravelhacks]

Check out some of our expert hacks for plane travel with kids!

[thebootydiaries]

me: how am i? really? as if u care lmao. im so SICK of small talk,. i want someone who asks about my day and MEANS it, wipes my tears and tells me im beautiful without make up on, but all boys do is lie.maybe love wasn’t made for people like me

walmart employee: ma'am,

[doloramaeofficial]

Hey I work at Walmart! If u wanna talk, just talk. I’m right there to listen 😊

[thebootydiaries]

it all started when i was born,

[arlesiana-deactivated20171105]

Hamilton as #KimExposedTaylorParty, I suppose?  

[audreynical2]

[vixyish]

Don’t call it a bitch just cuz it’s not smiling at you.

Resting Not-Smiling Face. 

[8bitmickey]

I laughed for 10 minutes straight.