Just because

[thequeenbey]

[staininyourbrain-archive-deacti]

being best friends with a guy is extremely stressful tbh.

extremely. stressful.

[anjamoon]

I am fucking dying

[131-di]

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

[medicalalucard-deactivated20201]

talk dirty to me

[illogicalhumanoid]

Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

[131-di]

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

[leaf-jelly]

i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.

[carbink]

Know what’s even better?

HYPERBASS FLUTE

[paulsrockinpagoda]

my counter:

piccolo trombone 

[riotworkshop]

im finding this whole “escaped scorpion” at roosterteeth super hilarious

because I used to have a pet crab…

until it escaped 

and there is nothing funnier than watching your entire family sit with their feet off the floor for a week because there’s an incredibly agro crab the size of your hand running loose around the house

[riotworkshop]

#his name was tybalt#and he was the angriest pet ive ever had#we used to keep him in a tank in the bathroom and my brother hated him because he’d be trying to pee whilst this angro crab stared directly#at his crotch and snipped his pincers

[nerdgasrnz]

your url is makin this more fucking hilarious jesus christ

[reblog-gif]

[ghdos-blog]

LOL what an asshole.

[greenteashawty]

Shit.

[myuncreativeurl]

Omfg

[sighconic]

[rcvcngc-deactivated20160425]

One time I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled and they put me on laughing gas and after they finished I was still a little weird and the dentist asked if I was okay and I looked at him and asked, “how many cats do you think it would take to fill the entire world” then before he could answer I said, “it’s gotta be at least eleven”

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

we’re up all night to get l

[lunasxdecay]

axatives for this horrible diarrhea

[bigspender]

if you’re about to take laxatives for diarrhea then I’ve got some urgent news for you comrade

[dontsellmeshit]

[neutralmilkh0e]

[likepetalswealleventuallyfall]

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

[i-love-you-and-hazzaxx]

[trousersnotincluded-deactivated]

Reblogged twice on purpose. Because this EXTRA fucking belongs on my blog.

[hemmoscutiepie-deactivated20150]

JOSH

[shatteredgesglisten]

more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins

[lifeisamazingblog-deactivated20]

Owner sees her quadriplegic dog walk for the first time after surgery

[otherlifelessons-deactivated201]

My heart

[miss-south-deactivated20151020]

I’m not crying

[carryonsav-deactivated20150701]

God dammit it’s too early to cry. He like “mom! Look what I can do!”

[poryqon]

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

[castielandpie]

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

[thorinoakenbutt]

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

[sherdocwholmes]

WHAT

[hypopathetic]

WHAT

[loveandddrevenge]

I’m laughing

[caremalized]

pros & cons of all netflix original shows

pro: gays

con: full two minute long opening credit sequences like it's cool the first time maybe netflix but why does it have to be so long like do a full run the first time fine but after that just flash us the title u know your audience is binge watching this anyway u practically invented the binge watch so why does the content you created specifically for your platform contain such excessively long credits that the viewer is just gonna skip over anyway come on now

[foodtrucker-deactivated20231129]

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

[tvvink-deactivated20140729]

yes that’s called digestion