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S O L D I E R S W A R R I O R S “I’m not stupid enough to enjoy playing soldiers in this shitty world” - Annie Leonhardt

staff

estrogenpatchnotes

What the fuck is wrong with you people

blelbinems-deactivated20190925

habitualshaker

actually this is the only good thing staff has ever done

jaidefinichonv2

gaxhar

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

freakazxid

this is literally the funniest comment this video could have

insomniac-arrest

People keep introducing villains with dark music and grim shadows everywhere and like edgy aesthetic and speeches

but the Best Villain introduction and establishing moment has already occurred

like, we’ve been with her one minute and we already know every other thing about her and Are Terrified, every other introduction go home, this one already wins

wiselwisel

[Fuente]

raisel-the-riveter

so I’ve been meaning to put this on tumblr and keep forgetting but, in the campaign I’m running my sister is playing an orc fighter, and one of the options you can pick for a fighter’s signature weapon is that it “glows in the presence of [fill in the blank].”

I was like, “oh, that’s funny because it’s a reference to that sword in The Hobbit that glows in the presence of orcs. Your weapon probably doesn’t glow in the presence of orcs.”

to which she responded, “FUCK YEAH it does.”

So now we have in the party an orc fighter with a club that glows in the presence of orcs. Or, as far as the character is concerned, a club that glows. It’s been in her family for generations since some ancestor won it in a battle, and it’s just always glowed. She has a sack to put it in when she’s trying to be stealthy.

batneko

#orcs in LotR don’t know that Sting doesn’t glow#that is crazy#they think elves and hobbits just carry glowing swords#for the Aesthetic#and if you know enough elves that probably makes sense to you!#sparkly drama queens would probably make their hair glow if they could