Not much to say, but now I'm obsessed with Sterek / Hobrien, Stiles Stilinski / Derek Hale... so be warning that I constantly reblog things like a crazyfangirl about them... BUT not a stan of Dylan O'brien neither Tyler Hoechlin ̷b̷e̷c̷a̷u̷s̷e̷ ̷y̷o̷u̷ ̷k̷n̷o̷w̷,̷ ̷c̷r̷e̷e̷p̷i̷e̷s̷.̷
Los diseñadores y programadores de esta red social cada vez son más patéticos. Probablemente son todos ex funcionarios o aprendices de Elon Suck o del otro, Sucker-man, o bien adoradores de la mediocridad.
Nunca me voy a cansar de reclamarles.
En vez de desarrollar cosas para mejorar esta red la cagan a cada instante con sus "supuestas" actualizaciones. Ni en mi pais tercermundista no pasan estos errores.
Por ejemplo, ¿cuál es el motivo para que este posteo este marcado como CONTENIDO SENSIBLE? 🤌🏼
Sabemos que DOB es atractivo a un nivel infinito, pero esto ya cae en lo ridículo con las censuras de esta red 😂🙃🫠
Y veremos de qué tan ineficientes son si este post termina marcado como "contenido sensible" también 🙃🤡
my fav fic idea i have rn is where Stiles has to take care of a baby for some reason and Derek sees him and is immediately like “oh fuck” and his instincts take over and he just trips over himself trying to provide for Stiles and help him take care of the baby. Stiles will be feeding the baby and making silly airplane noises and Derek is trying not to dig his claws into the doorframe he’s leaning on because his werewolf brain is going mate mate our mate taking care of a pup OUR PUP ?
There is always a version of you and me. by DropsOfAddiction
Derek’s eyes narrow and Stiles knows he’s fucked up royally, because between one heartbeat and the next, Derek’s pinning him down with one hairy, strong arm.
He practically crawls his way up Stiles’ body, as Stiles scrambles back on the couch to get further away from him, still raising the bowl of candy above his head.
Derek, with a huff of victory finally gets level with Stiles’ face. He reaches up for the bowl again but where Derek’s strong, Stiles is gangly, and it’s still just out of Derek’s reach.
Stiles shoves Derek’s elbow out from under him and he collapses down on top of Stiles with a surprised oomph.
“Can’t get me Derek, I’m the whacky, inflatable arm waving-man,” Stiles laughs delightedly, right in Derek’s face.
Derek’s really close face. His incredibly handsome, stubbly face, a face that is inches away from his own face.
Fuck balls.
Small Town Logic by Renmackree
Derek Hale is the new Deputy of Beacon Hills, hoping to have a fresh start for himself and his son Eli. What he didn't expect was the owner of the coffee shop to turn his existence upside down.
Or
The one where Derek's new to town and thinks that Stiles is in a relationship with Jackson and pines for him.
Wrong Number, Right Man by DaisyBeats
Jackson deletes all of Stiles contacts from his phone and when Stiles texts him, threatening bodily harm, he texts the wrong number.
Enter Deputy Stranger Danger.
CSI: Beacon Hills by Jerakeen
Back when Stiles was in high school Beacon Hills didn't have a crime lab, because they simply didn't need one. Those were the days.
Perfect Star That Hid by thebigoblin
He turns his hand—
It’s not bare, anymore. His wrist — it has a name.
His soulmate’s name.
He stares. And stares and stares because what the hell. This has to be a joke, right?
I'd Do Anything (for you) by LadySlytherin
Nearly two years after being possessed by the Nogitsune, Stiles is still trying to get a handle on things. Away at college, he feels more stable; more settled. But at home in Beacon Hills for summer break after his Freshman year at UC Berkeley, he is once again plagued by nightmares.
The thing is, Void left behind a thousand years worth of information in Stiles' head. Information that Stiles is slowly realizing can help undo some of the damage that was done to Beacon Hills.
Between bodies once again turning up in Beacon Hills and an increasingly close relationship with Derek Hale, Stiles has a lot on his plate. Factor in a talking tree, a sacred duty to the land, and some dead/not-dead drama, and Stiles is about to have one Hale of a summer.
Why deja-vu is a dangerous thing by MsCee
When something makes his new deputy seize up like only true love can, John Stilinski is prepared tease the ever-living hell out of him. He’s prepared to look up and see some pretty girl with a bit of an edge, with a loud laugh and a bright smile that could coax even his sullen deputy out of his frown.
What he’s not prepared for is to look up and see a very familiar face ambling towards his desk.
Wondering If You Knew (I Was Enchanted to Meet You) by crossroadswrite
For the tumblr prompt: I just banged my boss’ son. The one that Sherriff Stilinski said was his pride and joy. Oh goodness… I banged my boss’ pride and joy?!
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“Did you ask for his number?”
Derek remains quiet, sips his tea carefully not to burn his tongue, taps his thumb twice against the warm ceramic mug.
“Are you kidding me? How do you meet your possible future husband and not ask for his number! Derek what the hell?”
"Why didn’t you ask for his number? Is he in a relationship? Is he a hunter? You better have a good explanation Derek Hale or I swear to all that is holy I’m calling mom and telling her to disown your ass.”
“I didn’t have a chance.”
“Bullsh-“
“I didn’t have a chance to ask before he offered it to me,” he interrupts and has to duck away from a small bench, hiding his grin behind his sparkly green mug.
Somnio by vexmybones
'It's the sound of angry fists banging on his door that wakes him. Groggily he stumbles out of bed, pulls on sweats that he's pretty sure aren't his, and nearly breaks his neck trying to navigate the stairs. When he manages to jerk the door open he comes face to face with one very pissed off Alpha. And his dad. They're both in uniform.'
Word By Word by Cobrilee
The first time Derek sees the words, he’s had a really shitty day. Laura was on his case again, all in the name of sisterly love, of course, and Cora was wielding her usual acerbic wit like a rapier. He’d gotten to the scene of a shooting too late and the victim had died before Derek could call for an ambulance. His Camaro had gotten a flat and while he was attempting to change the tire on the side of the road, someone drove by and sent a wave of muddy water arcing, drenching him, and he was cold, muddy, and miserable.
Then, as he was sliding into the front seat after toweling off as best as he could, he felt something prickling on his arm and glanced down. Shaky, thin lines began appearing, little by little, and he could do no more than stare as the infamous phrase formed on his arm.
Are you 18?
forever and then some by EvanesDust
After overhearing that the cute guy at the counter had been stood up, Derek stepped in, pretending to be his date. It led to one of the most amazing nights he’d ever had. Too bad the guy was Stiles Stilinski, omega son of Sheriff Stilinski, Derek’s new boss.
Stiles's night with Derek ended with a lot of awkwardness, so his friends set him up on another blind date. They probably meant well, except his date turned out to be none other than Beacon County’s newest deputy, Derek Hale.
…or the one where a failed hookup somehow led to more.
need you tonight (and always) by EvanesDust
On his way home from work, Stiles's Jeep broke down. Which normally wouldn't have been a problem, except his heat was two weeks early, so he needed to get home. Now.
Fortunately, Deputy Derek came to his rescue—in more ways than one.
Outbid the Cougars by justanotherbusyfangirl
Stiles hasn't been home to Beacon Hills in over a decade, and of course after a day of traveling Noah makes him stay up to go to the annual Sheriff's Department Fundraiser for everyone to see him. Stiles has a good time, though, seeing a lot of old familiar faces and one new one - a particularly handsome face that he ends up saving from the town's cougar population.
Ain't Nothing so Good as the Cake and Eating it by sofonisba_found
Derek thinks he's doing alright in life, with his family at his side and a job he loves. Despite his family's concerns he remains adamant that he doesn't need a mate, afraid to take the risk of letting anyone close enough to try to hurt his family again. That is until he realizes that his true mate has been right under his nose for years, and that now through his inaction he may lose him.
Again and Again (You've Got My Heart) by PalenDrome (nerdherderette)
“You know,” Stiles grumbled as he made his way past a Chevy that was already a relic back in the 70s, “I thought this would be my year. The year I’d get to celebrate Valentine’s Day the way I’m supposed to.”
Or: Five times when Stiles and Derek spend Valentine’s Day with members of the pack. And one time when they (finally) spend it alone.
so now you've got the best of me (come on and take the rest of me) by mangotangos
"It doesn't matter how hot Derek is, how Stiles barely comes up to his shoulders or how Derek's hands could probably fit really snugly around his waist. None of it matters, because he's basically a glorified babysitter for the foreseeable future and Stiles wants him out. Operation annoy Deputy Derek Hale into leaving begins now."
~or, the one where Stiles' dad hires Deputy Derek to be Stiles' bodyguard, Stiles hates him on principle and then 2 seconds later falls in lust (and love) and tries to seduce him into bed with his sexual prowess.
What Fresh Twilight Bullshit Is This? by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
“I am not Bella!” he insisted, shaking his fist angrily at Jackson, as if he’d been the one to suggest he was. “I am not Bella! I am, like, a Jacob, at least!”
Lydia made a noise of debate from his right and he whipped around to look at her.
“What?! What was that sound?!”
“You’re more of a Mike,” she insisted, shrugging neatly and flipping some curls over her shoulder.
“Wha—” Stiles had never been so offended in his life! “I am not! No way! I am a solid Jacob!”
“Mike,” she argued.
“Who’s Mike?” Scott asked.
“Shut up, Scott!” Stiles insisted, pointing a finger at him but still glaring at Lydia.
historical setting and scenting being so intimate for werewolves...
Derek catches Stiles' hand as he walks past and presses Stiles' wrist to his nose. Stiles looks away, all red because it's so scandalous and inappropriate, and he wants it so bad... Stiles jumps the minute he hears someone's steps, but Derek doesn't let go, and his touch lingers in deep yearning. At last, he lets Stiles' fingers slip from his, but he looks at it as if Stiles tore Derek's heart away
Stiles every morning banging dishes, vacuuming, and dropping every loud clanky thing at 7 am with the speakers blasting: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT
Stiles can easily lift Derek, and it does definitely not affect Derek in any way. No, absolutely not. It does not make him feel any butterflies nor heat. And no his knees did not stop working after Stiles lifted him that time. Shut up Erica.
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More canon that head canon if we think of the pool scene
Stiles: My husband's gonna show you his book collection. You BETTER compliment him
Derek(holding a bunch of books): So this is Pride & Prejudice by Jane Austen-
And all the while Stiles stands in the back waving a knife around and glaring at the camera and making menacing gestures
Stiles needing a fake partner and knowing instinctively that Derek avoids Stiles’ obvious crush on him. So when the whole pack is together trying to figure out who should do it, Stiles throws out every name but Derek’s. Because obviously, Derek would never. Haha. Quit joking, Erica.
My headcanon for sterek is that Derek runs warm so at night he and Stiles don’t need a ton of blankets. But Derek is an early riser and Stiles gets cold when he leaves. So Derek gets into the habit of putting an extra blanket on Stiles before he leaves for his morning routine.
crack fic where eli thinks cis!stiles and cis!derek are both his bio parents and he crashes out when he finds out that they didn't make him with magic and stiles isn't actually his bio daddy
"BUT I LOOK JUST LIKE YOU!"
"yeah, Derek has a type."
"BUT I THOUGHT THE NEMETON - "
"Auntie Cora told you that when you were, like, six years old. time to grow up, kid."
