Carl Writes Bad Smut

Thirties. Male. This blog contains adult material and images. I tag everything. I write and reblog GoT, Walking Dead, Twin Peaks Emmerdale, Eastenders, misc...

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I’m not sure if anyone who was here in the  years I posted about Emmerdale,  or any of the soaps, is still here. I sometimes forget I was even a very active voice about the show as most of what I see  on it now tends to disgust me,  especially the treatment of the Ben character, who entered  the  show as a victim  of years of homophobic bullying and exited as a battered corpse so they could wring more tears out of Aaron before Danny Miller left. Don’t  even get me started on how badly they treated Aaron...

I hope all of you are having a safe and happy Christmas,  and I will always remember the happier years here. 

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I don’t really come here much anymore but for the few who remember me, just wanted to wish a Happy Thanksgiving.

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Another week, another episode where Kevin is made a hate figure so that Betty (a horrible friend and a horrible human being) can be made into a saint.

Why is the show so insecure about her and her equally horrible human being boyfriend Jughead? Is it because ratings have crashed after they were made into the only central part of the show? 

Why are gay showrunners always so desperate to make gay men look bad and make viewers hate them in favor of generic, white, straight heroes?

I see posts where fans are asking for Betty’s scumbag boyfriend to violently attack them. Is this what Riverdale wants?

Garbage. Riverdale is anti-gay and anti-quality and I hope their ratings continue to sink.

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The abysmal and incredibly damaging treatment of Theon’s narrative in season 5, throwing out very rich material to essentially pit rape and abuse survivors against each other for shock value, made me quit watching this show, with absolutely no regret.

The only reason I kept up with Theon’s tale to the level that I did was because of how incredible Alfie Allen was in the role, and how much Theon meant to me as a person, in a way that bad writing could never erase. He was such a layered, exquisite character, and for me was - in spite of and because of his many flaws - one of the key heartbeats of this franchise. 

I’m glad that he at least died at peace, in the way he would have wanted. No one - not his father, not the Boltons, not the Starks - took that away from him. As a man who lived his entire life based on what other people made him be, he died on his own terms.

I’ll miss him, much more than I’ll miss this show, but he will always live on in my heart, and in the world of fiction. And of course in GRRM’s books, which for many Theon fans will always tell the true tale.

I can’t thank Alfie enough for his talent, his respect for the role, and his refusal to give in to the cheap jokes that made up year after year after year of this turgid fandom (and likely still will, even as Theon died for what was right). I hope he has a wonderful career ahead of him, which he more than deserves. He brought so much to this role, whether with words, body, or even just his eyes - more than I ever could have imagined. And he should be very proud. 

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https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x76kgi2 https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x76rpty 

Someone gave me these so I put them up on Dailymotion. They're November 2000 episodes. 

The first is set right after the fire and the second is Jack's birthday, when he's arrested. There are some nice Robert scenes in these; the second has a lovely scene with Robert, Victoria and Kathy.

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#artist mood

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Bill Hader on wanting to direct (x)

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Iwan Rheon for The Glass magazine, spring 2019

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The hacks who run Riverdale seem to find new and different ways to demean their lgb characters, especially if it involves Kevin. His love life was treated as meaningless, that is when he wasn’t attacked by “good” characters like Betty for even wanting a love life. We’re now at the point where they actually make an elaborate “wedding” ceremony with Kevin and Fangs just so that viewers can gawk and giggle at the cult aspect. 

Shameful, homophobic garbage from a failure of a show.

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I was watching an old Bill Hader interview and he said someone thanked him for playing gay SNL characters where being gay wasn't the joke. As a lifelong SNL fan, the homophobic bits always upset me; I'm so glad to know he got some appreciation for rarely falling into that trap.

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this lot of people, they’re all the Democrats that the New York Times says are either in the race or considering it. 

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the sunglasses are prescription

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you can’t tell me richie’s business-casual style didn’t evolve into this 

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EastEnders newcomer and more weekend soap gossip

Meet Chantelle!

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That NRDC fundraiser video with Pete Davidson goofing off while plugging the charity event and John Mulaney stopping in long enough to let viewers know how much work Pete does for them and how proud he is of him pretty much sums up their relationship, doesn't it.

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Netflix good: shows that glorify teenage suicide, shows that say it’s sexy and hot for a white teenager to subject a black teenager to bullying and play a song glorifying domestic violence when they have their makeout session after yet another round of bullying and abuse 

Netflix bad: One Day at a Time