Cas stanning on main

What difference does it make, you know? Life is just a series of events with no meaning or plan. It's like we live, we die, we're gay, we're straight, we're tops, we're bottoms...

[dragon-png]

nodding my head to show that i approve of all the shitty things this character has done because i'm a bad person

[rosettyller]

PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026)

[casgirl]

[najd-social-club]

my toxic trait is i expect people to have common sense and i get mad when they don’t.

[mimihime]

[miiilowo]

"I think I hauve covid" is sort of the modern man's anime nosebleed

[radiation]

[arctasy]

when the character is obsessive and desperate and guilty and scared and ashamed and traumatized and repressed

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

“i have of late lost all my mirth” should be a valid reason not to come in to work

[viansparkles]

they should invent a Mother you are not scared of becoming

[nonlynear]

she drives me nornal

[randomgirl005]

[thejonderettegirl]

yes this, but also consider the Cranford Collection

[the-lost-alchemist]

I'm surprised no one brought up Chiltern classics

[aceoftigers]

[sp1c3-r4ck-synd1c4t3]

Horny people legally cannot consent. Horniness is a clouded state like inebriation. If you are partway through sex and you realize you might've become horny, it is illegal to continue. If you have ever made someone horny, you are a bad person.

[dykecinema]

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

Ccan i hit?

I would parry every blow?

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

No guys you don’t understand.

The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself.

So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensive important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake on Curiosity’s birthday and took it into Mission control so that a room full of brilliant scientists and engineers could throw a birthday party for a non-autonomous robot 225 million kilometres away and listen to it sing the first ever song sung on Mars*, which was Happy Birthday.

This isn’t a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we can’t get to because it’s name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing.

That’s not sad, that’s awesome.

*this is different from the first song ever played on mars (Reach For The Stars by Will.I.Am) which happened the year before, singing is different from playing

[shadows-ember]

This is humanity

[siawrites]

Happy Birthday, Curiousity.

[memewhore]