off kilter

[baapi-makwa]

my friends cat loves attacking xmas trees but hates plastic bags

[quillusquillus]

the narrative tension in this picture is outrageous

[norsesuggestions]

when your cream won’t turn into butter, despite your best churning efforts

you begin to accuse different people in your community of lacking honor. people with low honor is, as we all know, the major cause of cream refusing to turn into butter

[norsesuggestions]

It’s happened again 😤

who is it that lacks honor in this longhouse?!?!?

[thoodleoo]

there is no i in team but there are multiple i’s in “attaining the consulship”

[thoodleoo]

there is no i in team but there are multiple i’s in “attaining the consulship”

[catilinasuggestions]

got denounced in front of the senate at claire’s

[officialunitedstates]

sail boats are the easiest thing to steal ever because they don’t have a key because there is no engine.  all you need is a sound knowledge of the wind and a yearning to conquer the seas

[flagellant]

step 1: be a mortal

step 2: hear the voices of the divine

step 3: ???

step four: prophet

[dawn-delocksley]

Made some memes to appease my Classics 40 TA

[locate-lucky-luciano]

I spent so long on this y'all…

[unknownmorsel]

FUCK YOU OP

[kelp-kelp]

Here’s a link showing where that shit’s hiding

[hungwy]

gonna get buff n pick ppl up

[takaska]

You gonna do the good ghibli hugs where you pick up the other person?

[hungwy]

nah just gonna toss em as far as i can

[dankmemeuniversity]

[inkskinned]

i’ve been obsessed, lately, with the way we say things. how sometimes you hear the great northeast in the clip of my “course” and the back-of-the-mouth “roof.” about how i find out little bits about where you grew up just from the way you slide through “news.” 

our bodies splayed on the floor of my room. i open the book i’m writing about you and say how do you say this and i point to hedonist. 

you say head-on-ist.

i say it’s heed-on-ist.

you say you heathen and i’m struck by the smile on you.

i scoop up water in my palms and watch it run out. is it in-sure-unce or in-sure-ance. 

in-sure-ance. your hair is catching the sun. i watch your mouth move around the syllables like syrup.

we’re outside and i point up. is that a firefly or a lightning bug? 

you look over to me. whatever it is, i’m in love.

and whatever it is, i’m in love.

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[melonmemes]

[arrghigiveup]

[nourelein]

classically trained but we’ll still fuck ya up

[jamaicanamazon]

Ayyyyyyyeeee

[carneliancorruption]

hey @ people who have warm feet, how do you live like this?? I can feel the grain of the floorboards on my skin the whole airspace around my foot probably could detect minute shiftings in earth’s crust at any given moment how can you focus

[mapsontheweb]

Guide to Figuring out the Age of an Undated World Map.

[pyrrhiccomedy]

No but take the time to actually read it because I lost like 15 minutes.

[dare-to-dm]

I have a friend who is really good at this type of thing.  He once found an old globe at a garage sale and he was able to pin the date of it’s making down to like a 6 month window, because it only would’ve been correct during a specific point in WWII.  

I was mad impressed, because I have no mind for geography.  I can barely remember my own state’s capitol.

[tinystark616-backup]

THIS IS GOLD 😂😂😂

[littlethingwithfeathers]

This is amazing. Take the time to actually read it.

[peredurthefool-deactivated20200]

Holy shit the super specific things towards the end

[mapsrgreat]

Oh wow!

[chavisory]

I didn’t know anything about the giant lake in California being created by accident?!

[jelloapocalypse]

[ceiye]

[lastoneout]

I love how it differentiates the maps of Narnia based on which book you’re looking at

[galaxybrownies]

I almost scrolled past this