Pokemon Sun, Moon and Violence

Insanity the likes of which Alola has never seen

[notnormalmydude]

Disarm the woman, attack the man

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Jamison: Neh >n< Baloo: Ow my face >n<

Kiawe- He-!!!!

[notnormalmydude]

Oh no oh no oh no

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Jamison: Ouch! Hey what th- Baloo: Arceus's angels, what is that?! Kiawe: That is... A good question

[notnormalmydude]

Jamison fights Seviper and Arbok, he knows the smell of poison

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Baloo: What is th-!!! Jamison! Jamison: Wayaaaah! Paws up poison pocket! Pecharunt: ?!?!

[notnormalmydude]

Jamison a mongoose senses danger

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Baloo: The air is getting dense Kiawe: Danger nearby Jamison: Poisoooon...

[notnormalmydude]

Remember poison types are rarely nice

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Baloo: Is it wrong I kinda don't want to find this thing? Kiawe: Why? Baloo: Last time I tried to befriend a Pokemon that was leaving crap all over the place I got MRSA, I'm a little gun shy Kiawe: Fair

[notnormalmydude]

Release the tracking floof

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Kiawe: Come on Arcanine, let's find some candy Arcanine: ...Candy..? Kiawe; I don't know Baloo: Don't look at me

[notnormalmydude]

Found candy will be fed to Zinger as he is a black hole in a Salandit body

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Baloo: Here Zinger, you like candy Kiawe: Should we find the source? Baloo: mmmmmm.... I guess

[notnormalmydude]

Lots of Pokemon on a farm eat stuff on the ground

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Kiawe: So Keahi found a candy... On the ground Baloo: Yep, apparently it made Ax start acting peculiar Kiawe: But not Scorch? Baloo: No, it actually... Just tasted good? Kiawe: Huh e3e

[notnormalmydude]

Trubbish will gladly take all these sweets yes please

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Baloo: Hey dude, you want some weird poison candy? Trubbish: Weird candy you say? Say less Baloo: Trubbish are so rad ewe

[notnormalmydude]

Baloo won't eat it but that's her only saving grace

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Keahi: Ma! Have you seen this before? Baloo: Candy? Not anything I bought... Baaaabe, did you buy candy? Kiawe: Does it smell spicy? Baloo: No? Kiawe: Nah

[notnormalmydude]

When in doubt, ask parent

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Scorch: Dropped in my mouth. What is? Ambrosia: Hm... -sniff- Poison treat, it shouldn't hurt you to consume Charizard: Definitely bad for others, that's a lot of concentrated poison pulp Scorch: Thought so

[notnormalmydude]

Scorch has good instincts before handing over the treat

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Scorch: Keahi look at this Keahi: What is it? Candy? Hmm Scorch: Don't eat it! Keahi: ???

[notnormalmydude]

Scorch loves sweets but he likes being aware of receiving them firstly

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Scorch: Huh... -sniff- Ah candy? It smells like... Kebia berries! Brother? Ax: Mmmmmah... chiiiii... Scorch: Aw there's a buddy

[notnormalmydude]

Shake until results desired

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Scorch: Hold on, I can fix this... Ax: Mo- nnnnnnneeeeeeh?!? Scorch: Remain strong brother, this will work!

[notnormalmydude]

Brother is broken

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Ax: Mochi..! Mochiiii! Mochi mochi mochi!

Scorch: What in the heaven, hell and earth is going on here..?

[notnormalmydude]

Scorch does like sweets

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Scorch: A treat! How tasty! Brother? Ax: Mochiiii! Mochi mochi mochi! Scorch: erm...

[notnormalmydude]

Why is this tiny imp dropping pastries in mouths???

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Pecharunt: neheheheh... Scorch: =w= -nom nom-