Pokemon Sun, Moon and Violence

Insanity the likes of which Alola has never seen

[notnormalmydude]

Slither Wing had never seen such bs before

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Guzma: Aww good moths Iron Moth: ^u^ Slither Wing: um excuse you

[notnormalmydude]

Let us make good choices

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Guzma: May I catch you? Slither Wing: Yeah buddy, sure! That sounds cool! Guzma: And you aren't being coerced? Slither Wing: Whaaaat? No no, no

[notnormalmydude]

Guzma, Mega evolution hurts. Guzma

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Guzma: Yo, you look gnarly Goli! Golisopod: ... Guzma: Are you ok..? Bro: Yeah you should let him fight, he is probably in a lot of pain

[notnormalmydude]

Guzma broke that chain a long time ago and didn't think about it but Bro remembered how much he liked it

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Bro: Here, this has a keystone Guzma: A ke- Wait is this my chain? Bro: Yeah, I found some of the old links and had some newer ones made too Guzma: I... You're alright little boss

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Bro ready to circle the block for his kahunas

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Guzma: Boss why are you here? Bro: I saw all those moths and got worried... I couldn't let you face them without some assistance Guzma: But I... You shouldn't have come here Bro: At the end of the day we're buds! Buds don't let other buds fight alone

[notnormalmydude]

Nope we are not running a cave to escape

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Guzma: !!! What? What's h- Bro: Sorry had a bad feeling. Hold on!

[notnormalmydude]

Scizor may have a type disadvantage but he has an audacity advantage

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Guzma: We gotta get out of here, if these thins function like Volcarona then this cave is a literal death trap Scizor: Then we go, they do not follow

[notnormalmydude]

Moths never hide alone

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Bro: Mr Guzma! Get out of that cave! Guzma: Boss what is it??? Bro: Multiple anomalies detected! More than I can count! Guzma: Aah

[notnormalmydude]

Let's not consider the logistics of Guzma getting a Centiskorch

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Guzma: How about you stay out for me, I don't want anything sneaking up on me Centiskorch: Can do

[notnormalmydude]

Or is that... Not a moth..?

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Guzma: What a hot cave... Ugh... Golisopod: Fire type of some kind? Guzma: Maybe?

[notnormalmydude]

A little spider guy you see

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Guzma: Let's see... Bring Golisopod, Kleavor... Mmm... Araquanid might be good Raf: Dad you should bring that bug you got from Galar! Guzma: Fire idea, Frosmoth too

[notnormalmydude]

Guzma becoming the most chill kahuna

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Bro: Can I trust you to look after all the bugs Mr Guzma? Guzma: Course boss Bro: Here I'll put their images on your phone and you can keep an eye out Guzma: Too kind ewe

[notnormalmydude]

Havok is a mood

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Bro: Four down but... There are still disturbances Guzma: Any bugs? Bro: You wanna go into a ruined lab after a robot bug..? Guzma: ...I'm frightened... But curious

[notnormalmydude]

Oh hey Bro

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Guzma: Yo boss, got a report Bro: Oooh? Good news? Guzma: Plums caught four Poison legendaries Bro: In one hit? I knew Miss Plumeria had the cred to back-up that reputation Guzma: I know right? Kinda hot

[notnormalmydude]

Do not say a word, she will kill us all

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Kiawe: Hey its working, where'd you get that? Typhlosion: From the poison mistress! It has dr-... Berries and crushed dragon root... Hehe Kiawe: Oh o:

[notnormalmydude]

I simply must stress how much Baloo hates medicine

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Kiawe: New medicine Baloo: Nah, dying seems cool Kiawe: Hold her still wolf Baloo: Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Baloo' birthday all messed up by being sick and near death

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Baloo: weh... Kiawe: Don't make that noise, you sound like Scorch when he's full of pudding Baloo: I feel like I'm full of pudding