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Leland coyle really is so gender inclusive because either way you're about to hear him say the horniest shit ever while he electrocutes you <3

Me when-

[carnivorouslambkin]

"oh, honey".... "OH, HONEY"????

You spoil us red barrel. It may have taken two years or so but you're finally feeding us.

[carnivorouslambkin]

made my first trial if anyone wants to try it. I'd test it myself but considering I can't even do a Franco trial on introductory? I don't think I'm exactly qualified.

[carnivorouslambkin]

you guys know what would be a halarious mechanic to add to the outlast trials?

Imagine having to drop a handheld objective so go hide or somethin, right? You come back and then that shit is GONE

Because imagine the prime assets stumbling on the thing and being like "... That ain't supposed to be there." And just taking it back it to where you found it.

I'd rage quit, standin there like

[carnivorouslambkin]

Social skills! 🥲

tried outlast trials online for the first time today, right after my first rebirth because you'd think I'd be ready.

Except my headphones weren't working, I couldn't hear what the guy was saying, and I set off two land mines in less than five minutes.

Panicked and cut off my console. I'm never showing my name online ever again. I feel so bad.

[carnivorouslambkin]

yay!

just finally finished my first ever rebirth... And maybe it took 4 hours because I would only move when the lights were out and had to take breaks for chest pain. And because I'd hide every few steps... And wait for two rounds of lights to pass...

But at least I got it done?😭