"I've Been Waiting For You Mother."

I have to constantly remind myself that I have fluorescent green hair people are going to recognize me instantly I also can't hide in a crowd

[unexplained-events]

Anna Maria von Stockhausen

Her corpse was cross-strapped due to people fearing that she would return from the dead. In the middle ages, there was a general fear of people coming back from the dead.

SOURCE

[theunrequitedlover]

[poriferathief]

my own tag urself meme based off of the past six years. i’m 2014

[magiclupine-deactivated20210802]

[leejihon-deactivated20170923]

friend: haha i had so much fun hanging out!! see ya later bye :)

me:

[ac1d-gh0st-deactivated20171017]

Marble wings, Palatine Museum.

[shittyidea]

[dennys]

I fell in love with a dishwasher from Denny's but he broke up with me, explain.

we don’t recommend falling in love with an appliance

[plasmalogical]

lets start wearing cloaks and swords again. its time

[scottsumrners]

how do u wear a sword

[plasmalogical]

on your hip like a normal person. or on your back if youre a dumb anime dweeb

[tastefullyoffensive]

“You’re probably wondering why I’ve gathered you here tonight…” (via fendix)

[meanplastic]

[pepsiprincesa]

[cakejam]

i am so ready for dating

[dennys]

How do I make the perfect egg

step one: be a chicken

[sosuperawesome]

Lavender Fish Eye Pillows by Alia Grace on Etsy

[tinyseacreature]

just throw a fish on your face

[moogdog-blog]

[kiyotakamine]

munchlax is pretty hot