Sparkling Dirtbag; Shiny Yet Trashy

*Sponored by: Roosterteeth, Achievement Hunter, Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, Cowchop, & more!* {Asexual/Panromantic She/Her}

[spinnando]

Adrian watches Rocky sleep after they are reunited

[acanfullofspiders]

Old habits die hard...

[blightedataashi]

Grace at 3 am with what’s left of his sleep deprived brain struggling: hot buns this is the best essay I’ve read all year. I’m giving this student two stars

[caitlyn-kirammans-deactivated20]

FALLOUT: 1x01 - "The End" ↳ "War... war never changes."

[skellydun]

i am going to wake up from this nap on time and feeling refreshed and not any worse than I do at this current time

[skellydun]

[detectivehole]

some of you are miserable because you're mean. like you're just mean to people and things

[detectivehole]

"why don't i have any friends" because you are mean

[detectivehole]

this can be fixed at least in part very easily though! just stop being mean. i believe in all of you 👍

[eeriedeer-deactivated20240803]

[unbotheredmuse]

[torsamors-deactivated20250510]

[sinistra-orlok]

[we-all-got-scars-again]

IT’S MARCH

[multifand0mtrash]

[magical-awesome-kid]

Uh… It’s still May…

[clowncare]

[normalstuffidk]

It’s august

[storm-driver]

[island-delver-go]

It’s September

[chucktheprophet-deactivated2020]

[aaami]

It’s bad if he is even a little bit nervous

[allisonmckenzieart]

Aloy - Forbidden West

[guerrillatech]

[sedoretu]

omg that’s not even all of it

[redchrominance]

[everythingfox]

“This is Peanut. He likes to sit like a human”

(via)

[teaboot]

just once in my life i wanna get up in the morning without going through the full seven stages of grief first

[troubled-little-loner]

What are the extra two?

[teaboot]

Denial 2 and Astral Projection

[laora-ryn]

Saw this license plate today and I'm still ugly laughing about it

[ilikethemwings]

[libraford]

Politicians should be paid minimum wage.

[libraford]

They should want to do it because it's a service to their community and the work is fulfilling, not because it makes them money.

[libraford]

They can petition for a raise once a year during their review, but it cannot exceed 25% of their hourly rate.

[awakefor48hours]

Alex Hirsch any time he can and sometimes when he can’t: I’ve come to make an announcement: Disney is a bitch ass motherfucker! They’re pissed off because of my silly kid’s show. That’s right, they look at my harmless joke and they censored it and I said “that’s dumb.” So now I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Disney, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except way smaller.

[fiendslothful]

So you know how that Pikachu Man ad has been taunting and terrorizing everyone on here recently right? Well a few minutes ago I saw the ad and, out of pure curiousity and boredom, I clicked on the ad to see what happens because why not.

And um...the ad led to this?

I have never been more concerned by something that is so very Tumblr. If this is the direction they're going, then I don't hate it.

With that said, I want Pikachu Man to burn.