Sparkling Dirtbag; Shiny Yet Trashy

*Sponored by: Roosterteeth, Achievement Hunter, Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, Cowchop, & more!* {Asexual/Panromantic She/Her}

[caitlyn-kirammans-deactivated20]

FALLOUT: 1x01 - "The End" ↳ "War... war never changes."

[skellydun]

i am going to wake up from this nap on time and feeling refreshed and not any worse than I do at this current time

[skellydun]

[detectivehole]

some of you are miserable because you're mean. like you're just mean to people and things

[detectivehole]

"why don't i have any friends" because you are mean

[detectivehole]

this can be fixed at least in part very easily though! just stop being mean. i believe in all of you 👍

[eeriedeer-deactivated20240803]

[unbotheredmuse]

[torsamors-deactivated20250510]

[sinistra-orlok]

[we-all-got-scars-again]

IT’S MARCH

[multifand0mtrash]

[magical-awesome-kid]

Uh… It’s still May…

[clowncare]

[normalstuffidk]

It’s august

[storm-driver]

[island-delver-go]

It’s September

[chucktheprophet-deactivated2020]

[aaami]

It’s bad if he is even a little bit nervous

[allisonmckenzieart]

Aloy - Forbidden West

[guerrillatech]

[sedoretu]

omg that’s not even all of it

[redchrominance]

[everythingfox]

“This is Peanut. He likes to sit like a human”

(via)

[teaboot]

just once in my life i wanna get up in the morning without going through the full seven stages of grief first

[troubled-little-loner]

What are the extra two?

[teaboot]

Denial 2 and Astral Projection

[laora-ryn]

Saw this license plate today and I'm still ugly laughing about it

[ilikethemwings]

[libraford]

Politicians should be paid minimum wage.

[libraford]

They should want to do it because it's a service to their community and the work is fulfilling, not because it makes them money.

[libraford]

They can petition for a raise once a year during their review, but it cannot exceed 25% of their hourly rate.

[awakefor48hours]

Alex Hirsch any time he can and sometimes when he can’t: I’ve come to make an announcement: Disney is a bitch ass motherfucker! They’re pissed off because of my silly kid’s show. That’s right, they look at my harmless joke and they censored it and I said “that’s dumb.” So now I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Disney, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except way smaller.

[fiendslothful]

So you know how that Pikachu Man ad has been taunting and terrorizing everyone on here recently right? Well a few minutes ago I saw the ad and, out of pure curiousity and boredom, I clicked on the ad to see what happens because why not.

And um...the ad led to this?

I have never been more concerned by something that is so very Tumblr. If this is the direction they're going, then I don't hate it.

With that said, I want Pikachu Man to burn.

[savedgame]

Her pussy so good I’m screaming like a let’s play youtuber playing selenderman in 2013!

[nflstreet]

pussy had me rapping along with the epic rap battles of history guys

[xenosaurus]

I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:

—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.

—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.

—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money

—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them

—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa

—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them

—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in

[thelittleblackfox]

Also drink water and eat a plant