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[hometoursandotherstuff]

[mousemilf-deactivated20250508]

ur in her dms im in the grocery store getting stuff to make her soup

[loulooser]

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

[spinostarz]

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

[loulooser]

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

[jarsjam]

THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???

[spotchka]

reblog to give your mutuals a djungelskog

[labdynastes]

"OK" SO IT SEEMS AS THOUGH MY GENETICALLY MODIFIED KILLER BEETLES HAVE ESCAPED. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FUCKI🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲OH G🪲OD🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲 SHI🪲🪲T🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🧪AAAHHHHHHHHOOOHhh Hey. That One Learned thge basics of Chemistry . #Proud

[rozanovshane]

🫵 bisexualise that man

[segamascott]

[northirish]

Shipping update: Your parcel has been torn asunder by ravenous hogs

[newfoods]

pushed pork

[doggosource]

[auspex]

surely the conses wont quence

[tigermotif-deactivated20231010]

beautiful women named Storage Space Running Out are always messaging me

[kosmogrl]

great song, made me sit on the ground thinking deeply about my life! I'll listen to it 500 more times

[seongpinkhwa]

cant believe we live in a reality where getting a silly iced drink can set you back 7 dollars. it's like they want me dead

[luthienne]

a single exclamation mark looks so lonely at the end of a thought i have to give it a friend

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

if i tell yall what i did on the tram today yall would call it a fake tumblr story i think

[octal-alchemist]

oh?

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

so it helps to know that my mindset at the time was influenced by having been transphobically sealioned at a temping agency earlier, as well as spontaneously turning up to a different temping agency without an appointment & actually landing with them after THOSE guys turned out to be cool.

I was on the tram (crowded tram) (just after 11 AM) on my way home full of adrenaline still, and saw my dad eating a banana on the platform. I could get out of the tram to say hi, but then i'd miss the tram, or worse, hold it up. What i COULD do, however, is sprint out of the tram as soon as the door opens, take a bite from the banana my dad is holding, and SPRINT back into the tram before the doors close. So That Is What I Did.

unfortunately now roughly half of the passengers of the tram were looking at me like I was suddenly some sort of feral spirit of hunger or perhaps a strange insect of some sort.* Fortunately, the truth was also the ONE sequence of words that could make what they had just witnessed okay. I went "das ist mein papa!!!" which is german for "thats my dad!!!!!"

My dad seemed genuinely delighted by this btw. the look on his face was fucking PRICELESS

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

i would like to beat the little german boy accusations based on my behavior before they arise. i am in fact a tall german trans girl.

however in everything except body i AM calvin from calvin & hobbes

[bananamiii-deactivated20250402]

sorry we applied an operator to your boyfriend. he's an eigenfunction of that operator so the operator returned his function but he's multiplied by a constant. yeah he has an eigenvalue now