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jess. 29. she/her. lesbian. married to @centaurshane prev lesbianrozanov

[rozanovshane]

jess | 29 | she/her | lesbian | married to @centaurshane

18+ / minors dni

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[gaygoatshane]

i'll be forreal with you and please don't shoot me for this but i think the reason kissing between shane and ilya look so good and believable is because connor and hudson like kissing each other

[mutinsfromthemoon]

ottawa centaurs posted a funny video from practice with the caption “how long can hollanov stay apart from each other?” and it’s a minute long video of ilya and shane following each other around the ice. and people in the comments asked “how long did they manage to stay away from each other?” and the cens account replied with “not even 30 seconds”

[yesornopolls]

Would you say your home city/town has a good public transportation system?

Would you say your home city/town has a good public transportation system?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 6 days 10 hours

[delirious--mistakes]

[oddandalarmingsexualfeelings]

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

[deedala]

montreal metros 🤝 toronto blue jays

[hotelstares]

[rozanovshane]

i think we should make fluorescent lights illegal

[rozanovshane]

when ur moms aren’t home and they catch u doing illegal activities (scratching the headboard) on camera

[rozanovshane]

troy: okay team bonding activity idea! you all kill me via firing squad <3

[teathattast]

[themoonandmyman]

Shane: you’re not wearing that

Ilya: what. what is wrong with it

Shane: do I really have to explain that to you

what Ilya’s wearing:

[haasthoughts]

are you friends with hollander?

last week he invited me over and told me to plank until failure and when i lasted a minute thirty one he smiled Really Big and told me i could go home. so i think Yes.

[chiimeramanticore]

do me a favor and reblog this and put in the tags what time it is for you and what you're currently doing/thinking about

[klaasje]

my kitty cat was wandering around going ‘mrrph?” so i was like “in here!” he goes “mrrph!” shoves open my bedroom door with his big round head and FLOPS on me. as in hard enough that he made a little “oof” noise when he did it. followed by a category five purring event. there’s good in this world mr frodo etc

[haasthoughts]

do u know omegaverse? u seem like you would...

wait What do you mean i Seem like i would???

[haasthoughts]

this is Serious