i have loved the stars too fondly

alex | 25 | they/them | huge nerd

[vampmilf]

this is my favourite video rn btw

[bn-stands-for-book-nerd]

The name's not even a joke xD

"Bin", means "from", so he's just called "John from London" in arabic.

[venaday]

I’m a big fan of the out of bounds radio in Portal 1 that bleeds if you hit it.

[nyaa]

[yurimartyr]

Collection

[eddwardtheseventhstardrawnwizard]

Gotta have a griller in your collection

[unyieldingsilence]

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[tigirl-and-co]

[feldfrog]

Clown cars are really tiny, but clown shoes are really big. What's that gas pedal look like

[halles-comet]

my favorite thing about louis is he's a business major in a world of theater kids. everyone's playing psychological games with each other through theater and rock music and the fractured art of storytelling and he's like "but what are the margins on my vampire hotel"

[hailed-marys]

rocky: do you think john and paul ever mated

grace: okay thats enough beatles documentaries for you

[stackslip]

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback

[catchymemes]

[wumbreon]

May we all know decadence such as this

[clickbeetle]

shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

[clickbeetle]

[egberts]

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

[romanceyourdemons]

shakespeare was so funny for that scene where the antagonist tells the protagonist “let the record show that i AM into women THAT BEING SAID holy shit, thou mars, seeing you here is like an even better version of my wedding night. like WAY better. i’ve been dreaming about you every night for years, and in my dreams we take off each other’s armor and beat each other to a pulp and i wake up all hot and sticky 👍”

[romanceyourdemons]

coriolanus 4.5.126-131, 135-139 be upon ye

[3000s]

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

[armengoldira]

[archduck-waddles]

Fuck it

*un-sesame's your bun*

[birds-in-posts]

Rufous turtle dove (Streptopelia orientalis)

[wastrelwoods]

been sort of obsessively combing through articles and websites and resources about top surgery and recovery more and more as I gear up to My Big Day and while I hate to report I may have gotten through most of the scientifically rigorous and reputable sites I am at least, now, stumbling over some of the funnier AI generated slop images i've ever seen in my quest for Patient Information

[brawltogethernow]

They missed. 😔

[straightboyfriend]

when Grug said he was going hunting but it’s been 8 hrs & u just know his useless ass is at the tar pit w the boys throwing pebbles into the Bubbling Ooze instead 🤦🏽‍♀️

[weaver-z]

I've been laughing about the Mark Hamill gaygay tweet for six hours

[weaver-z]

Ben grinding his teeth over this might be the funniest thing I've seen in years. Bro. You're seething over the Mark Hamill gaygay tweet.

[astrangeenchantedboy]

[whos-this-lisa-person]

Is nobody else going to mention the fact that Mark signs his name as Mar Camel???

[zoesupreme]

I have started following the journey of a German soccer fan in the US for the world cup

[zoesupreme]

[zoesupreme]

[zoesupreme]

[zoesupreme]

@laeffy the euros have found buc-ee's

[zoesupreme]