Be kind and if you can, be kinder

She/her. Hmu if you like Marvel and books.

[ghyaps]

my dearest husband has left for war, I pray for his safe return.

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I'm no better than a fish going for the same bait :( I read Atmosphere by TJR and I've been crying for 30 minutes. I should've known after Evelyn Hugo NOT to read her wlw books, cause they always hit the spot and make me bawl

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Anyways, 10/10, a must-read!

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Tumblr is such a safe space for me, it's not perfect, but I can always open it and find either the funniest shit or the gayest, a win in every case

[carolinesam99]

We, as a society, need to stop centering everything around men. And that comes from someone who likes men.

[carolinesam99]

Watched Thunderbolts* today... I'm in love with Lewis Pullman

[write-on-world]

[carolinesam99]

Natasha: What are you reading?

Y/N: Pride and Prejudice

Natasha, seductively: So you are familiar with two sins... how about a third?

Y/N: Okay, fine, I stole your gun

Natasha: Wait, what?

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Nat: When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.

Y/N: That's a genius move!

Nat: Thank you.

Y/N: You are welcome... Jenna.

Nat smiling: That's why I married you!

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Y/N: If you're saying I play favorites, you are wrong. I love all the Avengers equally, especially you Nat.

*earlier that day*

Y/N, sipping a martini: I don't care for Bruce.

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Nat: Somebody didn't get the mission done just because she got distracted by a dog...

Y/N: If that's a veiled criticism about me, I won't hear it and I won't respond to it.

Nat: OF COURSE IT'S ABOUT YOU!

[carolinesam99]

Natasha: Get me a vodka

Y/N: it's a morning

Natasha: And a piece of toast

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Wanda, giving a toast on Y/N and Nat's engagement party: Y/N, you deserve the best, and you found it. Nat, don't you dare hurt her.

Nat, laughing: I won't.

Steve: Don't laugh, she means it.

Nat, seriously: Okay, I won’t.

Tony: Seriously, Nat, don't hurt her.

Nat: Okay, I'm not planning on hurting her.

Thor: You better not be.

Nat: I'm not!

Clint: Nat, you best watch yourself.

Nat, frustrated: Why would any of you think I would hurt Y/N? You're all my friends too.

Bruce: Nah...

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Nat: Being an adult is terrible.

Y/N: Tell me about it, in my next life, I'm coming back as a baby.

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Wanda: How was the big date?

Y/N: Meh, after the movie Nat suggested walking, which would be exciting if I were a baby or a mermaid, but I'm neither.

Nat, visibly frustrated: People walk, Y/N!

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Yelena: "How did you even get my sister?"

Y/N: "I honestly don't know. She is definitely out of my league. Actually, we're not even playing the same sport. It's kind of like she's in the NBA and I work at a muffler store next to the stadium."

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Y/N: "I want to surprise Nat tonight, she says she has this fantasy that I'm a stripper with a heart of gold."

Wanda: "Okay, what's your stripper name?"

Y/N: "Rebecca Johnson"

Wanda: "Your stripper name is Rebecca Johnson?"

Y/N: "Boobies Johnson, Two Boobs Johnson."

Wanda, sarcastically: "That's totally gonna work."

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Peter Parker: Who wants to be in a psych experiment?

Nat: Not interested

Peter: Please, you get payed, it's for school

Y/N: Do they do stuff to your butt?

Peter: No

Y/N: Do you get payed more if they do stuff to your butt?

Peter: No

Nat: What the heck Y/N

Y/N: Doesn't matter, I'll do it, I'm in