Graham Norton’s Sassy Comments Eurovision 2019 Part 1
About Commentator: “oh he looks a bit like Jeff Goldblum. A Jeff Goldblum who’s made poor choices.”
“She has been given the dreaded number two slot. […] no-one in the second spot has ever won. Will she change history? I’m not a mystic, but no.”
“Now she can repurpose that dress as Christmas decorations”
“I wouldn’t listen to the lyrics too closely they’re quite unsettling”
“you can almost smell those jumpers from the commentary room, phew!”
“the days of booing Russia seem to be behind us”
“the staging. It’s as if whoever designed the set got inches and feet mixed up and is now too embarrassed or frightened to admit it and she’s been left with a chair that’s ten feet tall”
“Leonora with her friends. I wonder if they’ll stay in touch after tonight… That What’s App group will be deleted by midnight.”
“this song he claims took five minutes to write… I assume he spent the other four minutes shaving his head”
“a reminder that fifteen songs didn’t make it through the semi finals… that did.”
About the Green Room: “By the way if you want a badly made grey sofa, they’ll be available tomorrow morning.” “we tear ourselves away from the green room, always so fun back there”
Commentator: Shall we get back to the competition?
Graham: Yes, sad Jeff Goldblum.
“now if you needed a warning about social media, these two met on instagram. Their families must have said ‘run! run’ but they didn’t listen and now this has happened”
“Romantic, or creepy? You decide.”
“let’s just say her costume is for standing”
“I hope she stays on her feet. otherwise it’s a trip to A & E. “Nurse; the tweezers”
“it’s very simple staging […] you can tell since he’s being upstaged by a lightbulb”
“she’s got a very distinctive voice… you may or may not enjoy it”
“I think they’ll be putting that balloon in a skip along with [The Netherlands] lightbulb”
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