holliebjorgs:
It is not a skunk stripe! Skunk stripes go down the back and my streaks are in the front. Anyway, clearly you’re going to miss me if you spent the summer thinking of new ways to make fun of me. Obsessed much? Also part of my hair is still pink, so I’d MUCH rather be called Pinkie Pie than Skunk Stripe. Why should I sneak you into parties? What would I get out of it? Other than annoyed?
Whatever you say, Pepe le Pew. Ignoring the rest of that to say that sneaking me into parties would give you the coolest arm candy in the room! Everyone will be charmed by your choice of guest and invite you back with hopes that you’ll bring more cool guests. Or that you’ll just keep bringing me.
I'm going to start thinking up mean nicknames for you too, Stinkvie. I don't know a lot about college social norms yet, but I'm pretty sure bringing a high schooler to a party would be the opposite of having the coolest arm candy in the room. Also, even if people did think you were cool enough to be around for longer than 5 seconds, I don't and likablity is a very important factor when choosing a plus one!
