get love quick schemes

call me ocean or summer 💖💜💙 30 year old close up magician for dogs (unemployed). obsessed with too many characters & media to name. previously pacificoceans & dancingatafuneral 💕

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

in a parasocial relationship with the sea

[forgottenflickr]

2006

[imtryingstill]

Imagine I was calm and normal about things

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."

[faithlesslovee]

it literally rains in your bedroom everything is wrong it rains when you're here and it rains when you're gone what's not clicking

[helenvaughans]

[zitasaurusrex]

[billiamdoor]

I can be trusted with the fictional character. I Promise.

[billiamdoor]

I lied. Fuck it’s dire y’all. It’s Bad.

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

As a trans woman I can confirm that they indeed found an ancient forest inside a 630ft deep sinkhole in China

[gayweeddaddy69]

cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please

[senshibignaturals]

Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals

[nyctoheart]

these tags are so funnyyyy

[only-cat-memes]

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Remaining time: 5 days 16 hours

Picker Wheel - Spin the Wheel to Decide a Random Choice

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

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[moveslikekeithrichards]

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

[k-luna]

my blog’s theme is me. a compilation of every single thing i love. every interest. every musing. and everything in between.

[catasters]

[thickness-protection-program]

Diva down

[cutecipher]

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

[batsdotjpg]

tbh potato is easily in the top 10 reasons to live

[literary-sparks]

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid