[plumslices]

$20 used to mean something

[animatedtext]

[freakoutgirl]

doesmyfriendhateme.com

[stockholmsyndromcentral]

they should invent a Dead Poets Society that doesn’t make you sob at the end

[dont-sleep-on-this-blog]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[froggribs]

[sandmandaddy69]

[redstonedust]

"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

[ashstfu]

[bimbinis]

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

[robylovi]

I love it especially when it cuts to them like this:

[doechiisource]

DOECHII Cosmopolitan (2025)

[askezis]

Mutual: i need to kill myself in the most violent way possible

me: ❤️

[natequarter]

completely sober in the club googling WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?

[antiquedeuce]

Sacred fruit

[thoughtsickles]

people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.

[feisar]

I want to see the fall of LinkedIn during my lifetime

[fizzfags]

how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

ooooo you wanna take a shower so bad

[vampireopossum]