[carpediadeclockworkpizza]

so i had this french vanilla coffee stuff  and dry golden puffs for breakfast stellar a plus choice i know feel free to call gordon ramsay so he can learn all my secrets to meal planning anyway cereals fine each puff a sticky golden delight as promised by absolutely nothing on the super generic bag but the coffee the coffee man it tastes like french vanilla ass dont know if its the water the coffee or the coffee maker but if i die you know why also john is cleaning that shit and buying me new coffee flavors cause bro that aint my job to maintain your thing

[zozaaaa]

its national kissing day and i havent been kissed once yet i want my money back

[cannibalsuxx-deactivated2018080]

but it’s not

[weirdasstrology]

IT IS NOW SOMEBODY KISS ME

[vwip-archive-deactivated2019031]

   My name is jake lalonde and i couldnt not wink in this selfie!

[decemberdancer04]

Reblog this if you had to learn cursive writing as a child

If you were ever told or were made to learn cursive writing when you were in grade school. I wanna see how many of you suffered like I did.

[carpediadeclockworkpizza]

i had a brownie strip and a soda for dinner i am a grown ass adult i do what i want

[zooophagous]

To people who get automatically angry when they see any dog in a little outfit: Why do you hate happiness

[carpediadeclockworkpizza]

i almost thought this thing wasnt on for a minute but it just got stuck halfway down the dash listen phone i am happily curled up here with an easily disturbable cutie and not in the mood for this bs get it together

[ima1oney]

Kittens with bibs…

[roleplaymmemes]

Anonymously send me '+' and a question and my muse has to answer honestly no matter how uncomfortable it makes them

[dragonfurs]

*crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,

[hotshithaxxorbitch]

carpediadeclockworkpizza replied to your post:im sayin this now bc dirk is ostensibly offline…

dont know the guy but if it was as out of the blue as it sounds id probably wait a day or a few and see if hell bring anything up before asking about it

not exactly 

its complicated tbh

[carpediadeclockworkpizza]

well id probably still offer him the chance to sort out whatever it is he thought he was doing there before accosting him about it waiting sucks but a few days now might end up favorably in the long run impulse decisions can have some serious whiplash

[carpediadeclockworkpizza]

yesterday was one hundred percent uneventful other than egbert calling me a paranoid weenie

[wedigfilmposters]

Luis Romo making Morgan Freeman look like the god he is, in this very cool illustrated character poster.

Oblivion (2013)

A veteran assigned to extract Earth’s remaining resources begins to question what he knows about his mission and himself.

Director: Joseph Kosinski

Writers: Karl Gajdusek, Michael Arndt

Stars: Tom Cruise, Morgan Freeman, Andrea Riseborough

Poster Designed by Luis Romo

[shheran]

[youaremyillusionsoflove]

[mil-housevanhouten]

we were protesting about water charges in Ireland this week

he looks so proud

[outrageous-sextism]

He should be

[askcavalier]

Reblog if...

Your blog is anon-friendly

Your blog is open to starters aimed at them

Your blog willing to respond to open starters

Your blog is open to questions about headcanons

[misteruniverse72-deactivated201]

[[Very, very new!! But I’m open to try!]]