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not an astrology blog 21, he/him/his

[segamascott]

my dick curves if you want a different alt-right pipeline to go down on

[charl0ttan]

they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked

[grymmdark]

you were the control

[charl0ttan]

fuuuuck what were they doing to the other folks #fomo

[fishandshesmygills]

have you guys ever had a dream that wasn't exactly a sex dream but it was like a hayes code era movie gay sex scene

[mildmayfoxe]

we developed powerful teeth and jaws to rend the flesh of the devious sourdough loaf

[cuntwarehouse]

(driving home from work) i must not kill myself. killing myself is the myself killer. i will— (sees a guy jogging shirtless and he’s all sweaty) Woaw i wish I lived in his armpit (crashes car into telephone pole)

[greelin]

you masc and moaning like that when he drinks your blood…..? :\

[greelin]

everybody masc till the fangs come out. go in. What the fuck ever. it’s friday

[kristina100000]

i love when its sunnyyyy yaaaay i want to get married

[nvclearbomb]

We’re supposed to be passionately kissing. Not whatever this is …

[lucarleigho]

everyones always inventing a guy to get mad at in their head. why dont you invent a guy who will suck you off instead

[pdfbabe]

they sentenced me to another 2 hours of looking at my phone in bed

[etct-deactivated20240208]

[sovietnam]

[meatsherbert]

Enough hate towards the super market. I love smoking a blunt going to the super market wearing earbuds and singing mask , do not bother me💯💯✌️ I am looking at sugars and Ramen

[mycoins]

hey do you want to come outside and play cigarettes with me?

[thickness-protection-program]

Why has no one given me money just for being my quirky whimsical self

[tarrarre]

[bug-casserole-deactivated202207]

yes and itll stay that way. stop showing me this fucking ad

[soul-hammered]

you uncultured swines this is about the iraq war