Alqueefy

Hi! I'm Zo! I love hat films, damon salvatore, and the outdoors. Enjoy your stay! Header GIF by my bud 0palsea. I'm dating @iamtermin

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via KevinBergbauer)

[soulfulsock]

[sprachtraeume]

me: *never studies my target languages* my language abilities: *dont get better* me:

[mabylc]

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[cheese24k]

[colorfulrussianfireworks-blog]

I HAVE MISSED THIS VIDEO MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD COME TO MAMA YOU FUCKIN TRIBAL ASS FUNKY WASHING MACHINE

[anoia]

[weirdness-is-good]

[swiftthisway]

The things we do for the ones we love …

[hatin-deactivated20140225]

[alyssaemilie]

[edgebug]

video game: *autosaves at a weird/out of place/oddly random time* me: uh oh

[laffyraffy]

video game: *conveniently gives you lots of health kits and ammo*

me: fuck

[edgebug]

video game: *suddenly goes uncharacteristically silent* me: shit

[thecomplaintionist]

video game: *protagonist relives happy memories nearly the end of the game*

me: here it comes

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Video Game: Controller starts vibrating

Me: WHAT’S COMING WHAT IS IT

[tastefullyoffensive]

[adamjk]

[wrotten]

do u know what pisses me off? a lot of things where do i start

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE

[dragon-in-a-fez]

and here we have an artifact of the days when you could edit posts when you reblogged…now we are all Internet Archeologists

[marimopet]

2017 im gonna be soft tender kind loving caring supportive. i want good fresh memories. i will be loved 

[tiredgaywerewolf-blog]

Cat Mechanic : I’m actually called a Vet

Me : please check that there is enough oil in my cats engine

[dumbledoreofficial]