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RP Meme Resource. Infrequent updates. Sideblog.

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Lisa from HR starters

Blanks are for filling in names. Feel free to change pronouns!

"Oh you're all here!"

"Welcome to employee review."

"It's been brought to my attention that you've been late to a few meetings. You always blame it on a fanny pack malfunction. Weird. "

"You're doing great. It just makes everyone uncomfortable when you refer to ____ as 'boss daddy'."

"I know we went over this last year. Underwear goes under what you wear."

"This is a reminder. Your dad doesnt work here, stop CCing him on emails. There are other ways to make him proud."

"Oh no you're doing great. You're my boss, you're doing great."

"When you keep calling your office the 'executive restroom' its very confusing."

"Thank you for being so tall!"

"We really appreciate everything you bring to the cast especially your height. But if you could stop high-fiving all the exit signs and yelling 'BOOYAH'-"

"Gotta work on lunch orders. Getting them in on time and not asking Chipotle to put protein powder in everything."

"It's crazy how nice you are, except when you're not and I'm afraid of you."

"Uh... I have ___'s termination paperwork?"

"This is a funeral... I should say something."

"He was charming and personable. He showed potential, ___ was intimidated."

"April 12 and July 18th ___ requested off for his two different birthdays. In the same year. Neither was his actual birthday."

"On July 9th, several employees recounted that they saw ___ crying in his car listening to Driver's License. He came into work late and said there was 'traffic'."

"He broke his ankle. We found out it was purposefully in an attempt to 'feel real pain for once'..."

"____ and I are not very close."

"I feel so bad I'm buying a normal alarm clock, my phone has betrayed me."

"I'm a grown adult woman I dont make mistakes."

"I thought you'd want to come to the movies with us and that was my way of inviting you. Now we'll never have that chance. Next time I'll text ____"

"I went over yesterday to talk to you about it but I guess it was nap time?"

"You were asleep at your desk, that's not even a joke."

"I bet a lot of people have complaints about ____."

"____'s dinosaur lunchbox is taking up too much room in the fridge."

"Can we ask ___ to step away from the only window in the office? He's getting too swol and it blocks out only source of sunlight."

"Can we please tell ___ to stop talking about anime he's hot"

"Can we please have ___ repeat everything i say in pitch meetings so maybe I have a chance of getting it greenlit?"

"How come when ___ laughs at his own jokes it's charming but when I do it I'm a weirdo?"

"I'm sorry you didnt go to college and decided to be an actor instead!"

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My muse is being hit on by someone who wont take the hint and leave them alone. Send "Hey, babe, sorry I'm late." for your muse to walk up and save them by pretending to be their significant other.

Feel free to add any additional details on how your muse sells the act.

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Overwatch Dialogue Starters (Junkrat)

Buckle my shoe, there's mayhem to do!

Fire in the hole! 

Anybody got a toothpick? Ugh. Got one of them mantis arms stuck between me molars.

A sausage roll and a battered sav, that's what I would like to have!

Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines!

Fly, my little friend!

Fan mail! You get it, I get it--well, I get a lot of it. Guess they love me out there, in this big crazy world... 

Hold this a minute.

Come on, let me push it!

Can't keep a bad lad down!

Why have I got this detonator again?

Bomb voyage!

If mum could see me now!

I'm just like you, Rocket Lady!

Shh. Don't tell anyone!

This trap exclusive property of [NAME].

Oh, you really stepped in it, mate!

Oh, you're in a pickle!

Snap! Gotcha!

They're vulnerable! Get 'em!

Get the one in the trap!

I trapped one! Get 'em!

I've been thinking about leaving society. Just me, a little cottage, and all the gold bars I can carry!

Plenty of bombs to go around!

Feast your eyes upon this hand-curated assortment of tasteful pyrotechnic delights, with which I intend to entertain you this evening. Or possibly morning... What time is it?

I promise to take this one serious.

I want to write a novel! They said, "No, [NAME], you're not the type to write a novel." Well, I said, "Watch me!"

If you really think about it, bugs are just little plants that move.

Lovely arvo for a mission, isn't it?

Now, I know I ain't got many mates among this group, but I hope we can look past our differences and proceed forward, with mutual respect, into a bold and prosperous future, inclusive of a few modest explosions, as the circumstances permit.

So, I was like, [name], mate, just 'cause that's how you see it, doesn't mean that's how she sees it, right?

Support your local bombardier!

Today's a good day for some mayhem!

Oh, [NAME]. I ought to kiss you atop your sweet little head!

Ah- Almost dropped me launcher, sorry... I've just got nerves, fighting alongside the Champ...

Time to share me gifts with the world!

Kick 'em in the teeth! Pow, straight to the dentist!

One more win, that's all we need.

We're one away from winning! And winning is me favorite outcome!

Can't put me down. Or my pals. We just get back up!

Forget about that last round. Let's go win this!

I'm not about to pack it in. Let's win this one!

Deep breaths, everyone! The final round begins...

It's all tied up. You know what that means. Time for... sudden death!

That's all right, we're the comeback adults!

Let's give it a fair shake, mate!

Stiff upper lip now, you've come back from worse.

Such perfidy cannot go unanswered!

This situation calls for more bombs!

Betrayed by me own bombs... blah! 

I'll keep trying till I run out of limbs!

Alone again! Such woeful tidings...

Am I the first one back? Oh, that's classic me.

I did it, mum! I'm on fire!

Oh--where are my fellow rapscallions?

Look who's on fire again! ME!

Someone better get a firie, because I'm on a roll!

With friends like these, who needs- eh- other kinds of friends?

Looks like they were just playing dead!

Time is money, friends! And we're almost flat broke.

Houston, we have the robot.

Sorry about that. Love what you do with the dynamite... 

Couldn't you just... fly away? 

Does this make me Queen?

We could've had a beautiful partnership...

Never liked going to the doctor.

Don't you come the raw prawn with me!

That's for not taking me to space when I asked.

Monkey see, monkey die!

Your magic death beam privileges have been rescinded! 

Never meet your heroes... 

I can't miss, and when I do miss, it... doesn't count.

Laserlike accuracy, that's how I do it.

Works every time! Terms and conditions may apply.

Caught beneath the wheel of progress!

Against all odds, the captain falls to the cheeky upstart..

Uh, personally, I think my big moment was bigger than your big moment... by far!

That's right. I'm her favorite child! 

If I can't fly, you're not allowed either! 

I hate ghosts. Especially when they do that! 

Did somebody put a humiliating end to your schemes? Ha ha ha! 

I knew there was a reason I kept you around. And it wasn't the sparkling conversation.

Sure you don't want to adopt me, [NAME]?

It is my understanding that you are supposed to turn that in.

Save the Queen, or it's off with our heads! 

If I was a Greek god, I'd be Dyne... Dyon.... The one with the grapes!

 It's so hard to tell right from wrong. If only I had someone to give me guidance.Someone wise, and experienced! An adoptive mother, if you will...

One stick o' dynamite? Well, that's just adorable.

 It's nothing. Just beginning to think nobody likes me.

Is it even worth it, if I don't get to do what I love?

Hold on, breaking news! The moon has fallen into the ocean!

So. Did you have a chance to think about my proposal?

Look at us! Two superstars out and about. We should keep our heads down. Don't want the paparazzi finding us.

Sticky bombs? What a fantastic idea! How do they work?

What's on your mind, mate?

My Queen! Your voice, ever sonorous, is like a gentle waterfall upon my ears!

My exquisitous Queen, I come bearing news of great import!

 I was thinking of becoming an underwear model. How does one get pecs as hulking as yours?

Does it include work? Ugh, I can't stand work!

Doc, I've got this rash that won't go away. I've tried everything: radiation, dirt, radioactive dirt...

You looking for a lab assistant? I'm great with chemicals.

I'm working on me resume. What sounds better: "itinerant scoundrel," or "perspicacious rapscallion"?

I was just trying to make a milkshake...

You look like a gentleman who eats his own toenails!

Just looking for something we might have in common...

Is it the bombs? You don't like the bombs?

Cheers love! It's time to save the world!

My most sinciferest thanks to the second most intimidating person I know.

Look, he's the strangest bot I've ever seen. That's all I'm sayin'.

Oh no, he heard me. This is so awkward...

Have you tried the coffee here? It'll make your eyes v-v-vibrate out of your skull!

Our sumptuous Italian vacation begins... now!

Everyone stand very still! 

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Overwatch Dialogue Starters (Lifeweaver)

Spend every moment growing into who you truly are.

I wish violence never solved anything. It would make peace so much easier.

I've never been more ready for adventure!

Stay near, will you? I hate when people run off without me!

The suspense is terrible... I hope it'll last!

This should be fun.

A "perfect world" is a perfect prison.

Well, off to disappoint my mother again.

When a dog bites you, don't bite it back.

Life is far too short to feel guilty about... well, anything!

Dream of paradise... and live in hope.

Let's cut class together.

You look like a talented bunch. This should be quick!

A little care always helps.

A touch of regrowth.

Better than new!

Can't have it getting worse.

Feeling better, I hope.

Let's perk you up.

Let's put something on that.

Living dangerously, eh?

You must take care of yourself. 

Now you're perfect.

You look fantastic!

You've never looked better.

The air calls.

Time for spring!

Up and at 'em!

Better up high, isn't it?

Enjoying the view?

Lift your friends up, I always say.

Lots more options from above!

Come here, will you?

I have you.

You're better off with me.

A big hug for a large friend.

There, we can protect each other now. 

Medical gentlemen should stick together.

We've always been better as a team. 

You don't have to do everything alone.

Life protects life!

The tree has fallen! Take care!

All right, inventors, let's put our contraptions into action!

Stay close, [Name]! I know how you like to get into trouble.

Exciting times ahead! Everyone hydrated?

I love a fresh beginning. All that promise.

I hope they don't take this too personally.

Let's not draw this out. No matter how amusing it'd be!

Being down just makes the comeback all the more exciting.

Don't suppose anyone has a secret plan?

I hope we win. I didn't dress for defeat.

Last chance. Now or never.

Let's win this time, and be extremely gracious about it.

No stress. We're a third round sort of team.

Ah, the familiar sting of failure.Back again for another try.

Hope blossoms anew.

I walked into that one.

It's not embarrassing if you're shameless.

Oh, [Name]. Really?

Clever of them! Hmm, or was I stupid?

I guess I have to try something different.

I'm not fond of solitude. Where are they?

They revived someone? Must admit I'm not thrilled.

We have the robot, and isn't it friendly?

We've pulled ahead. Think they'll notice?

They're about to take the lead. I'd rather they didn't.

Let's not fall behind. We're a winning bunch.

My compliments on your flag.

Let me... make it up to you sometime.

When you recover, look me up.

Immortality is overrated. 

We have a lot to teach each other. 

I know. I didn't expect me either. 

I love when we go dancing.

Thorns in the face are an inconvenience! 

Slow down. Life should be savored.

Speed is good, but it isn't everything. 

Mind your surroundings when playing with your toys! 

Incredible courage! But your tactics... hmm.

Be sure to comfort each other, will you?

I'm truly humbled to have so many enemies.

Is anyone gonna kill me? No?

Some days, my name's more ironic than others.

Do we have time for a nap, you think?

At least it was a memorable death!

It caught me by surprise too! If that helps!

That'll leave a fetching scar. They should thank you!

Elegant. Violent! You're the whole package.

You've picked up a few things since school.

They're always trying to help, but frankly, I prefer they gave up.

I saw your parents at a few exorbitant parties when I was younger. Never you.

A shame. I'm sure two wayward heirs could've got into loads of trouble.

I've got reservations at a fantastic restaurant, but... I'm not too sure who to invite.

I envy your amicable relationship with your family.

We had a shouting match not long ago, if that counts.

 It's monstrous that you were kept locked up for so long.

Look at us! Two fugitives on the run in the pursuit of a better world.

 Is something on your mind? I'd be happy to lend an ear.

I love the warmth in your music. Your newest album is like listening to a sunrise.

Critics? You? No! I won't stand for it.

Perhaps we should use our inside voices?

There's a price on my head in 17 countries. I'm hoping for an even 20.

How on earth are you even larger than I thought you'd be?

With how often we pull people around, we could start a transportation service!

[Name], I insist that you never tear yourself down in my presence again.

You know, you were the best roommate I've ever had.

Four AM is perfectly appropriate if you're working on a great idea!

[NAME], my blossoming spring flower! Light of my life, my reason to live!

[NAME], my dancing dream, rhythmic ruler of my heart!

[NAME], my clever little fox, my precious pearl plucked from the depths of the sea!

[NAME], my radiant moon among the stars, my resonant siren song!

What do you mean, "what"? I'm just saying hello.

If I see even one axe, so help me! 

Take shelter, my seedlings! 

Tree's up! Everyone, grab a pillow and a book.

Beware my magic tree! 

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K-Pop Demon Hunters lyric Starters Pt 2

I tried to hide but something broke

I tried to sing, couldn't hit the notes

The words kept catching in my throat

I tried to smile, I was suffocating, though, but here with you, I can finally breathe

You say you're no good, but you're good for me

I've been hoping to change, now I know we can change, but I won't if you're not by my side

Why does it feel right every time I let you in?

Why does it feel like I can tell you anything?

All the secrets that keep me in chains and all the damage that might make me dangerous

You got a dark side, guess you're not the only one

What if we both tried fighting what we're running from?

We can't fix it if we never face it

What if we find a way to escape it?

We could be free

Time goes by, and I lose perspective

Yeah, hope only hurts, so I just forget it

You're breaking through all the dark in me when I thought that nobody could

You're waking up all these parts of me that I thought were buried for good

Between imposter and this monster I been lost inside my head

Ain't no choice when all these voices keep me pointing towards no end

It's just easy when I'm with you. No one sees me the way you do

I don't trust it, but I want to

So take my hand, it's open

What if we heal what's broken?

Pray for me now

I'll be your idol

Keeping you in check keeping you obsessed

Anytime it hurts, play another verse

I can be your sanctuary

Know I'm the only one right now

I will love you more when it all burns down

More than power, more than gold

Yeah, you gave me your heart, now I'm here for your soul

I'm the only one who'll love your sins

Feel the way my voice gets underneath your skin

Listen 'cause I'm preachin' to the choir

Can I get the mic a little higher?

Gimme your desire

I can be the star you rely on

Don't you know I'm here to save you

Now we runnin' wild

Yeah, I'm all you need, I'ma be your idol

Thank you for the pain 'cause it got me going viral

Don't let it show. Keep it all inside. The pain and the shame, keep it outta sight.

Your obsession feeds our connection

Give me all your attention

Living in your mind now

Too late 'cause you're mine now

I will make you free when you're all part of me

No one is coming to save you

You're down on your knees, I'ma be your idol

Nothing but the truth now. Nothing but the proof of what I am

The worst of what I came from, patterns I'm ashamed of. Things that even I don't understand

I tried to fix it, I tried to fight it

My head was twisted, my heart divided, My lies all collided

I don't know why I didn't trust you to be on my side

I broke into a million pieces, and I can't go back

But now I'm seeing all the beauty in the broken glass

The scars are part of me, darkness and harmony

My voice without the lies, this is what it sounds like

Why did I cover up the colors stuck inside my head?

I should've let the jagged edges meet the light instead

Show me what's underneath, I'll find your harmony

The song we couldn't write, this is what it sounds like

We're shattering the silence, we're rising defiant. Shouting in the quiet "You're not alone!"

We listened to the demons, we let them get between us but none of us are out here on our own

So, we were cowards, so, we were liars

So, we're not heroes, we're still survivors

No lying, I'm tired. But dive in the fire, and I'll be right here by your side

Fearless and undefined, this is what it sounds like

Truth after all this time, our voices all combined

When darkness meets the light, this is what it sounds like

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K-Pop Demon Hunters Lyrics Starters pt 1

Ugh, you came at a bad time, but you just crossed the line

You wanna get wild? Okay, I'll show you wild!

Bleeding isn't in my blood

Beating you is what I do-do-do, yeah

I'm naughty, not even sorry

And when you pull up, I'll pull up a little late to the party

Locked and loaded, I was born for this

There ain't no point in avoiding it

Knocking you out like a lullaby

Hear that sound ringing in your mind

Better sit down for the show

Yeah, something about when you come for the crown that's so humbling, huh?

From sunup to sundown, so come out to play

Won either way, we're one in a million

We killin', we bring it, you want it? Okay.

Fit check for my napalm era

Need to beat my face, make it cute and savage

Mirror, mirror on my phone, who's the baddest?

I don't talk, but I bite, full of venom

Okay, like, I know I ramble but when shootin' my words, I go Rambo

Took blood, sweat, and tears, to look natural

Hear our voice unwavering 'til our song defeats the night

Whole world playin' our sound

Given the throne, I don't know how to believe I was the queen that I'm meant to be

I lived two lives,tried to play both sides but I couldn't find my own place

Called a problem child cause I got too wild

But now that's how I'm getting paid.

I'm done hidin' now I'm shinin' like I'm born to be

We dreamin' hard, we came so far

Now I believe

We're goin' up It's our moment

You know, together, we're glowing

Ooh, I'm done hidin' now I'm shinin' like I'm born to be

Waited so long to break these walls down to make up and feel like me

Put these patterns all in the past now and finally live like the girl they all see

Don't want you, need you

Yeah, I need you to fill me up

Every sip makes me want more, yeah

Lookin' like snacks 'cause you got it like that

When you're in my arms, I hold you so tight

Cause I need you to need me. I'm empty, you feed me

You're all I can think of, Every drop I drink up

You're my soda pop. My little soda pop

Cool me down, you're so hot

So sweet, so easy on the eyes, but hideous on the inside

Whole life spreading lies, but you can't hide, baby, nice try

I'm 'bout to switch up these vibes, I finally opened my eyes

It's time to kick you straight back into the night

'Cause I see your real face and it's ugly as sin

Time to put you in your place 'cause you're rotten within

When your patterns start to show, it makes the hatred wanna grow outta my veins

I don't think you're ready for the takedown

Break you into pieces in a world of pain 'cause you're all the same

Yeah, it's a takedown

A demon with no feelings, don't deserve to live, it's so obvious

I'ma gear up and take you down

It's a takedown, I'ma take you out, you break down like, "What?"

You'll be beggin' and cryin', all of you dyin', never miss my shot

When your patterns start to show

It makes the hatred wanna grow out of my veins

Oh, you're the master of illusion

Look at all the masses that you're foolin' but they'll turn on you soon.

How can you sleep or live with yourself?

A broken soul trapped in a nastiest shell

I'ma cut you open, lose control, then rip out your heart

You'll be beggin' and cryin', all of you dyin'

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Your muse wakes up next to mine for the first time. Send their reaction.

Or send "Good morning" for my muse's reaction to waking up beside yours

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Our muses are playing Spin The Bottle at a party!

Send your muse's reaction to it stopping on mine

Or send 🍾 for my muses reaction to it stopping on yours

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Asking mutuals for ships like

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Based on the way they talk/write, where do you think the mun of the blog is from?

Or where did you think they were from prior to finding out?

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Bluey Sentence Starters pt 1/?

“I slipped on ma' beans!”

“If your friend wants chippies, she's gotta pay for chippies."

“Dear child, embrace your father!”

"It's DAD!"

"That's not how grown ups work, kid." "But that's how kids work!"

"Ow! My back! My neck! My back and my neck!"

"Awh! After all I've done for this family."

"Probably get about five bucks for the pair of you."

"Don't worry about the sun! It's meant to be there."

"Can I help you?" "Wish you could, mate."

"What? How very dare you!"

"Ding ding ding! You lose!

"I am not dad. I am Magic Claw. Magic Claw has no children. His days are free and easy."

“Biscuits!”

"Obstacles do not block the path. They ARE the path."

“It’s less than ideal, but it’s still a win!”

“See, I know some stuff!”

“Hey, you always make me laugh.”

"I'm not taking advice from a cartoon dog."

"It's just monkey's singing songs, mate. Don't think too hard about it."

"Interesting plan. I know, how about this plan? I'll do what I want, and you don't tell me what to do."

“Ride Flamingo, RIIIIIDE!”

“I was saving that chippy...”

“Check out my big bum!”

“Who said you can have all that green stuff?”

“Hey Twinkle Toes, hurry up!”

“Would you mind keeping it down?”

“Is that an okay thing to want?”

“I can’t be happy with what I got when she has it better!”

“You can’t just get out of a helicopter in the middle of the sky!”

“...and the fridge doesn’t like me.”

“Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m doing this for my kid.”

“I LIKE STINKY!”

“Look, I just want us to use nice words so everyone thinks we’re a nice family.”

“But I’m much too scared to travel in the outside world!”

“Nooo! I wanna stay in my bad mood!”

“Who ate the mini cereal?”

“Hey no fair, I want a husband too!”

"If you want me to stay your wife, you'll learn about dishwashers."

“I'm veeeeeeeery busy.”

“If you keep being mean and greedy, then no one will want to be your friend!”

“Why would you want to watch some stinky baby have a shower?”

“There must be a reason why you’re being such a pickle tonight.”

“ YOU'RE MAKING ME LATE FOR WORK!”

“Why can’t you do what you’re told?”

"Whoa. I didn't think this through."

"It was the fairies!"

"Bed. Sleep. Now."

“You've still got it, babe.”

“I’m fine, just ignore this.”

“Ah, this is Heaven!”

“This changes everything.”

“Who wrote this?”

“I’m always here if you need me.”

“It’s everything we want.”

“Boring things are still important.”

“COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!!”

“Me want books for big boys.“

“Are you not entertained??”

“You’re doing great.”

“Is true love not forever?”

“IT’S DAD!”

"Ohhh, what's this? Some romance music?"

“Well, just make me more handsome - if that’s even possible.”

“Oh, tough crowd.”

"I demand you let me down this instant!"

"This is outrageous!"

"THERE'S LEAVES EVERYWHERE."

"Here come the grannies!"

"Boring things are still important."

"You sound like your dad."

"I don't have to. I'm special.

“Did you just eat a tick from your own hair?” 

“You’re a grub! You don’t brush your teeth, you don’t eat vegetables, and you don’t take showers. Grub.” 

“Hey toots! When are we gettin’ married?” 

 “You look like you’ve never cleaned your teeth, brushed your hair, or had a shower in your life.” 

 “Maybe self-improvement just isn’t for you.” 

 “Well, I must say, you really have cleaned yourself up. And I love your little bow tie.” 

“My life is a lie.” 

“’Someone’?! You’re a someone! I’m a... no one.” 

“You know what’s great about being no one? You’re everyone.” 

“I’ve been thinking. How can you be sure you’re not a puppet?” 

"I'M MAKING A SALAD!"

"You're both crazy."

"OOOH. Alright. That's it! We're not going to the park. We're just staying here then!"

"This is great. They're learning a lesson and we get the house cleaned."

"Don't just get the fun stuff. I mean the bag of stuff."

"You're really doing this?" "I think I have to."

"Feet ok. Arms ok. I think we're good!"

"Soo... Has the romance started yet?"

“I don’t feel like playing!”

“Hello, new husband!”

“Wow! Are you serious?”

"I do not have the energy for games today."

"She saw you dancing on her barbeque table."

“Is the whole world made of atoms?”

“How do you remove makeup?”

“Why would anyone like being in a bad mood?”

“DANCE MODE!”

"I peed on my foot."

"Welcome to middle age, kid."

“Don’t tell your mum.”

"This isn't legal anymore!"

"What. Was. That?"

“This is all my stuff from when I used to be cool!”

“Hello doctor lady, do you sell crutches?”

“If grownups grow from babies, and only grownups have babies, who had the first baby?”

"The thing is, I do this to myself."

"I have a wife!"

"Big brothers always beat little brothers."

"He stole our money!" "Well that's putting kind of a slant on it.."

"Didn't you fall in the pool at the wedding?"

“Me? I’m not brave enough.”

“I’m not special anymore!”

"You figured out how to avoid capture by the police."

“If you hit a flamingo, you’ve gone too far.”

“ Remember I'll always be here for you, even if you can't see me... because I love you.”

“I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!”

"Ladies, ladies. There's plenty to go around."

“Oh leave them alone! They’re just trying to run a small business!”

“How does the baby get in the lady’s belly?”

“You’ve still got it, babe.”

“That’s enough sinister plotting!”

"Me want books for big boys."

“We can edit that bit out right?”

“Oh, a massage! Why, thank you. A little lower. That’s the spot.” 

“Is your frizzy hair very heavy?” 

“I demand you let me down this instant!” 

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Waking Up

Send the following for your muse to wake mine

Add +Reverse for mine to wake yours

☕️ wake my muse with breakfast in bed

🍹Wake my muse after a long night of partying

🫣Wake up beside my muse with no memory of the night before

⚠️Wake my muse by coming into their home unannounced

🥁Wake my muse by blaring loud music or noise

🪟 Wake my muse by sneaking in through their bedroom window

😷Wake my muse with medicine for them to take

🛋Wake my muse from a nap somewhere in the house that isn't their bed

🚗Wake my muse after finding them asleep in their car

🏢Wake my muse after they fell asleep at work

🚨Wake my muse in a panic due to an emergency (feel free to specify the emergency)

📱Wake my muse in the middle of the night/early morning with a phone call

🌙Wake my muse by cuddling up to them in bed

💋Wake my muse with a kiss

💧Wake my muse by dripping cold water on them

🎉Wake my muse on the day of a big event

🏖Wake my muse on the first day of vacation

🔀 create your own

[carpememes]

KLAUS starters

feel free to change pronouns

“Stop, don’t tell me. Let me guess…. I give up. Who are you?”

“Can I get your something to drink? Espresso, cappuccino?”

“Aren’t you supposed to be in equestrian training?”

“No worries, I’ve got someone covering for me.”

“I’m gonna take one last look around the old place so I can forget it.”

“There you have it! But, hey, we gave it the old college try didn’t we?”

“Guess I’ll just go pack up and head home then. Too bad! Darn, oh darn!”

“You’re right! When will I grow up? When will I stop squandering these opportunities- that you so kindly forced me into- and become my own man?”

“I guess I must really hanker down and rethink my priorities.”

“You think I’m just going to watch you purposely fail and then let you waltz right back to a privileged life void of any purpose or meaning?”

“You can’t cheat, bribe or squirm your way out of this one.”

“Thank you, Dad! This is really wonderful, father, thank you so much!”

“I love this terrible coach ride. Thank you so much.”

“Nice boat. Any chance we might actually get on it today?”

“I thought there would be some sort of a reception.”

“This is no way to treat a person. Certainly not THIS person.”

“Come to the counter, I’ll be right out!”

“What kind of town has a Battle Bell?”

“Welcome to _, home ot the world’s finest feuds.”

“Are you gonna buy something, or are you just here to chit-chat?”

“Holy moley, that’s you?! What happened?”

“Mingling with their sworn enemy spawn? Can’t have that!”

“So now I’m reduced to doing this so I can get some money and start fresh far, far away from here.”

“Are. You going. To buy something?!”

“C’mon, sport! I saved the best for last.”

“Go home, you loser!”

“Oh, I get it. Did my father put you up to this?”

“Show me where I’m really staying. I’d like a hot bath and a look at the dinner menu.”

“That’s it! This place is the worst! I’m going home!”

“I hate it here! It’s so cold and icky and the people are mean to me!”

“Nice guy. Loves visitors.

“Hello? I’m in your house.”

“Better alive in the gutter than hacked into pieces! No thank you!”

“Please don’t chop me up and scatter my parts in the woods!”

“In there? What? No way. You must be kidding.”

“Please! Open this! Why are you doing this to me?”

“These better sound sad. Do they sound sad?”

“Probably not an axe murderer. Though, still is a possibility but, most likely, no.”

“Remember me from the nice breaking and entering the other night?”

“That is… totally normal!”

“Centuries of glorious hatred passed down through generations!”

“Now, I just know you didn’t mean to disrespect all of that heritage. Right?”

“Telling children to go to school to learn to write? What is wrong with you?!”

“I’m so close to getting out. I am not about to let you mess it all up.”

“Whatever you’re doing, leave me OUT OF IT.”

“Not a word. You just sit there and be all magical and awesome.”

“Are we going to learn something today?”

“Look, if you have to be here, at least be quiet.”

“Let’s make a deal- If I teach you something will you get out of here? Please?”

“Friends of yours, I take it?… They seemed nice.”

“A flying sleigh… pulled by magical reindeer?”

“Oh look. It CAN laugh.”

“What are you doing at our ambush?”

“So we must band together in peace… To help stop this peace?”

“Back home I’ve got pretty much everything.”

“Back home I’ve got pretty much everything. But here I’m just another irrelevant,pointless… nobody.”“

Hey. You’re a pretty good listener, y’know?”

“How many nights do you lie awake, in the darkest place?”

“If happy lives a mile away, a couple steps is all it takes.”

“If kindness lives in everyone, then all it takes is standing up.”

“Can’t touch it, see it- but you can always feel it.”

“The greatest things you’ll ever know are invisible.”

“How have we never defeated you?”

“We wanted children. Lots of them.”

“We kept waiting, but they never came.”

“Even now, sometimes, it almost like she’s still...”

“After she was gone, I guess I got lost.”

“Yknow what? No homework! Am I the best teacher ever or what?”

“I just thought I’d give the place an update.”

“Check it out, I think it looks pretty good.”

“Someone would have to be pretty stupid to want to leave this place now.”

“Oh, wow. You have no idea what you’ve done, do you?”

“Not quite the same place is it?”

“A true act of good will always sparks another.”

“Everybody’s out to get something, right?”

“Oh, well. Best leave it alone, I say. I’m sure it’s nothing that could fester and eventually become a source of regret.”

“He said he’d never been more proud of me... And he hugged me. Can you believe that?”

“This town was built on resentment and spite.”

“Let’s go. We’re done here.”

“Kids talk. And if kids happen to talk about their parents forming an angry mob then, y’know, teachers listen.”

“Then you showed up and made it complicated, as usual.”

“So all this was for nothing?”

“Shall we then?”

“What did you expect of course she loved me.”

“I’m coming, Love.”

“It was as if he had just... faded away.”

“What happened to him after that... How, why... I can’t even begin to comprehend.”

“I stopped trying to make sense of it a long time ago.”

“What I do know is that, once a year, I get to see my friend.”

[carpememes]

Oban Star Racers Starters (Part 3)

"I'm not the type of guy who scares easy, you know me."

"I don't even recognize you."

"You're not gonna give me the slip that easily."

"That's not really what I had in mind."

"As if the race wasn't worry enough."

"I didn't ask you here to have tea. We are here to form a temporary alliance against a common enemy."

"I want the ultimate prize and I'm ready to risk everything for it."

"I want the prize as bad as you do."

"You scared me to death. Don't ever do that again, I'm way past my prime, you know."

"The magic word opens many a door, my dear."

"They will hurt you. Badly. This is serious."

"Well, if you're so bored, why don't you just get lost?"

"Leave the prize to those who really need it. We won't miss you."

"We'll discuss your little disappearing act later, miss."

"Imagine. Two great beings standing together. We would be magnificent."

"Just like I told you. He's completely heartless."

"I've imagined this moment for a very long time. I would rush into your arms and you would hug me and all those lost years would be forgiven. But now that it's happened, I don't feel a thing."

"There's so much to explain to you. And so many reasons why you must hate me."

"I was, and I continue to be, a danger for those I love."

"I couldn't have you near me. I couldn't risk harming you as well."

"It was the hardest thing I've ever done, but I did it for you."

"Why didn't you ever call me? Why didn't you ever write? Why didn't you ever visit me? WHY?"

"You think I didn't know? Everyone knew!"

"I was the one who destroyed your mother and our family."

"I saw your face so often in the magazines. I just told myself you were too busy to visit."

"I was so proud of you."

"I waited around like an idiot for the moment you'd suddenly drop from the sky without warning."

"The other children thought I was an orphan and they were right. I had no one!"

"What a joke. To you I was dead! I didn't exist!"

"I have no right to stop you, but I'd like you to reconsider."

"I destroyed my wife. And now I've destroyed my only child."

"It's no use. They can't hear you anymore."

"I want my pillow."

"Darling, what's wrong? You look so tired."

"You're pushing yourself too hard. You need to rest and take care of yourself."

"It's really you. Mother!"

"This is the last chance to win the ultimate prize. Do not let it slip through your fingers."

"We have suffered enough! We must have the truth!"

"So then, it's true. There is no ultimate prize."

"There is a prize. But perhaps not the prize you had hoped for."

"My mother died when I was young and my father just sort of split after that."

"I could never accept being separated from you."

"It is a prince's duty to sacrifice himself for the better good of his kingdom."

"All I wanted was to have a family again. And start to live, finally live!"

"We can go home now. I promise you and I will never be separated again."

"I hope I can live to see that day, but for the moment I have something to finish."

"Everything's gone. The temples, the trees, the animals..."

"We're still here. There's hope."

"It's completely my fault. Mine and no one else's."

"No one put as much of their heart and soul into this race as you did."

"He'll be fine, but he needs a lot of rest."

"Poor kid. He was completely dehydrated. He's very lucky."

"I'm not sure i can do this. I'm too young, too inexperienced."

"You boys take good care of my daughter."

"He's here alright. In the darkness."

"You are my creation. My secret weapon. My most trusted pawn."

"Deep down inside, you know I speak the truth."

"Some days I feel like none of it really happened."

"I guess I was given the ultimate prize after all."

[carpememes]

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[carpememes]

10 Minute Power Hour Starters

"You gotta warn me because I was just about to yell 'Remember who made you cum?' and how embarrassing would that shit have been?"

"We've got ____ here. Can you believe it?"

"Alright, shut the fuck up, everybody."

"No, not the stegosaurus!"

"Oh! We're giving samples. I've done this before."

"Can you Urkel your way to a win?"

"I don't love this."

"Glug glug glug, now I'm drunk."

"WOO! Show us how it's done, baby!"

"It's what all the kids on youtube are doing."

"Where is this piece? Did you steal my piece?"

"Bro, I'm killing it."

"Am I right, the youth?"

"You didn't even savor the peelies."

"You just ripped it off like a barbarian."

"Sizzle sizzle, baby bitch."

"It's gonna be really dramatic and cool!"

"I don't want a pumpkin growing in my belly."

"What a fool he is, to get wood confused with food items."

"I told my mom to help me clean it up and she said 'no thank you'."

"___ said I look like the floor of an arcade."

"My heart is beating so fast right now."

"Spin the wheel, you bitch."

"We're visible to lots of people, but it feels great to be truly seen by someone special."

"Well, not like my BEST best friend but he's definitely in that class."

"That's too much plastic crap."

"You look like something they'd serve at 2 in the morning at iHop."

"I feel like i just came back from a mythical creature bukake."

"This is what the ladies are into. A big ol brain horn of goo."

"I'm an ex-man. Which means I used to be a man."

"Yeah you won. Everyone's great. Three people need to go to the hospital but hooray you won."

"Thanks for invalidating my win, dude. I worked hard for this."

"You popped which means you are legally obligated to not stop."

"Please. No laughter."

"I feel you should've said something."

"I has bro! Do you has bro??"

"Well, I think you get double points for that."

"You got a serious buttchin and you need to admit it and use it!"

"YOU DID THIS!"

"We're losin it. We're losin it! ___, we're losin it!"

"This shirt's better now."

"No don't! ___, fucking, god damn it!"

"That was the most legit anger I've heard out of you in so long."

"Why is it filled with chestnuts?! And a lemon!"

"Thanks for celebrating my birthday. This was really fun and not depressing."

"Hold on! I have to do some research."

"Jesus. Reginald. Christ."

"You did it! It's a nightmare."

"What do you think? You think i look sexy?"

"Am i out kissin vandals and vagrants?!"

"Imagine I'm rubbing your thighs."

"I'm going to open a tube of goo now."

"You're a sucky friend!"

"I'm doing all of the colors, you fuck!"

"I know what makes green! Magic and jesus!"

"Oh cool! It looks not that great!"

"It looks like somebody's pancreas exploded over here."

"Anyone wanna be on camera?"

"Drink it, you armadillo."

"Have you witnessed me?"

"Ew, ewww- EEEWWW!"

"Nooo, I don't wanna be the hulk anymore."

"There we go. That's a big boy."

"Are you gonna attack or are you too scared?"

"Admittedly you wield a lot of power that I was not aware of."

"It makes magic fun!"

"That's not what I wanted at all."

"I feel like a cat that just fell in the bathtub."

"YES! Eat the worms!"

"Early 2000s is retro?"

"What is the best time of day to shake a baby?"

"Oh no! It's making the connection that I'm it's mother!"

"We dont have all day. Im becoming sterile wearing these jock straps."

"So you can stick your little emoji faces in here when you write your diary about how much God has betrayed you."

"That is one of the worst shirts I've seen in my life. Put it on."

"What? Oh, I suppose you want to KISS about it?!"

"I dunno. I guess cuz I'm an asshole."

"What do you mean 'is that really what it looks like'? It looks magical!"

"In this world we must all tilt.... But we also a-whirl."

"Look around you. All you see is death and chaos... Here is a kirby."

"Every birthday is like the grim reaper moving one peg on the abacus of your life."

"Everytime I try to solve it i'm just making things worse. Which is just an analogy for my life."

"I was brewin' in the nutsack of an older man."

"It was like having Chuck-e-cheese right in your house."

"The ooze doesn't smell great."

"Parents killed each other to get this thing."

"I threw up a lot more in the 90s than I do now."

"It's about to erase your memory."

"____, Im so sorry, but there's something your mother and I have to tell you."

"It's not your fault! Don't ever think it's your fault!"

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Oban Star Racers Starters (part 2)

"Good thing I ate light."

"How was today's training?"

"They're making good progress. You'll be very happy."

"Me, me, me. A simple 'good luck' would be nice just once."

"Thinking about your dad again?"

"Now's the time to show Daddy what you're really made of."

"Unfortunately my dad happens to be a complete jerk."

"Keep digging. Remember I don't like surprises."

"Out of my way! I need this victory!"

"Cut her some slack, you're just gonna freak her out."

"I asked you to coach them, not me."

"What do you think I'm doing? Knitting you a sweater?"

"You did the best you could to stop them, but they still won the race."

"Maybe it's time you got a life."

"My life is perfectly fine as it is, thank you."

"I'd sure hate to be your son. Or for that matter, your daughter."

"You really have no sense of adventure."

"We're racing. Or was that not obvious enough for you?"

"I cut all links to my past in order to survive."

"I can't believe you managed to keep this from me all these years."

"Let's get out there and kick some alien butt!"

"You'd think I'd be more relaxed by now, but it's just the opposite."

"The higher we climb, the more I fear our fall."

"I don't make a habit of befriending opponents. It can lead to disappointment."

"I'm counting on you, my darling."

"Have you ever known me to be careless, honey?"

"I know that wicked creature."

"If we don't get him, he'll get us!"

"This creature is evil. We have to get rid of him, trust me."

"I'm asking you for the last time! Come to your senses!"

"I know who you are. You're not alone in life."

"I wish you would never have left me."

"Your optimism is commendable but I find that unlikely."

"Our relationship has always been rather tense, wouldn't you say?"

"If I was your daughter, I'd never want to see you again!"

"I just wanted to cheer on the kids."

"This is much better than being in the hospital."

"I do this under protest."

"Not even I could have pulled that stunt."

"Please don't look at me this way. It only makes it harder."

"It's time for me to think about my new life."

"You could sleep through anything."

"They've not been locked in. We've simply been locked out."

"I could stay here forever."

"Don't even breathe. Run for your life when I say go."

"I'm told he won't bite."

"On my planet, when you make a promise you keep it."

"Any attempt of a competitor's life is strictly forbidden!"

"If you're ready, we're off to the races!"

"I'm just keeping an eye on him. There's no law against that is there?"

"We don't need a dad to come along."

"I hope you're pleased with yourself. I was scared, you know!"

"Next time you're thinking of going on a little stroll, you're on your own."

"Where on earth have you been? We've been worried sick!"

"I'd advise you not to take my authority lightly."

"So long, pretty boy, I'll send you a card."

"I refuse to believe it's the end of the world."

"Oh great. Let them eat somebody else."

"That man is totally heartless."

"I never miss a music recital. Would you care to join. me?"

"No need to worry. ___'s in good hands."

"Oh, brilliant shortcut. We should just announce ourselves."

"You'll find heaters in the storage area."

"What'd she do? Steal from your shop? Leave her hotel room without paying for it?"

"She was up all night waiting for your call."

"I'm gonna win the race today!"

"I knew today was my day."

"So many possibilities... It's beautiful."

"The day a tin can gets the better of me I quit."

"Looks like we have a clear night tonight."

"I've never had a chance to ask you much about your life."

"I see. An only child. Your parents must've smothered you."

"If I were your daughter, you'd know it immediately."

"I hope you haven't forgotten our special date."

"Tonight's our anniversary. How could I forget that?"

"You really pulled out all the stops tonight, haven't you?"

"You married a racer, not a dancer."

"I've never actually waltzed before."

"I wish every night could be like this."

"Why, look who's here. It's my little champion."

"My poor baby. It's okay now, we're back."

"You've made me the happiest man in the world."

"Space would be a terrible place for me to die."

"Have you gone mad? We cannot stop half way."

"Stay away from me. For your own protection."

"Forget we were ever friends."

"Let's stick to the official theories, if you don't mind."

"I've wanted to tell you this for a long time, but something always seems to get in the way."

"Of course, if you don't feel the same way, I totally understand."

"You don't have to say anything. I'll just leave these flowers here and wait outside."

"Why did you change?!"