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Sandwiches. Game of Thrones. Music. Writing. Politics. Television. Film. Women. Men. Stuff. Things. Sandwiches.

being bisexual and having different feelings when ur attracted to guys than when u are to girls is so hard to explain bc being attracted to a guy is like “ah” and being attracted to a girl is like “oo” but that doesn’t make any sense to anyone but me

[imjoshingyou]

[skylark11]

a lake in montana whose water is so clear it appears shallow, when really its over 100 feet deep!

this is actually kinda terrifying because what if someone doesn’t know how deep it is, so they go diving and try to swim to the bottom, but they always seem just out of reach, so they just keep swimming… and when they realize something’s wrong it’s too late

[kamadramallama]

Imagine seeing a body at the bottom….

tumblr has the ability to turn everything beautiful into something terrifying 

[psychoticrambling]

What if you see a skeleton at the bottom of what appears to be a shallow part of the lake. As you dive down to check them out you notice the water is deeper than you originally thought. Much deeper. You come to realize that there is no way these remains could be human, you’re not even half-way down and already the skull already looks bigger than your car

[thorinobsessed]

This started so tranquil and then it turned into Friday the 13th

[thursday]

[kinesthetiacreal-deactivated201]

[joker-eruri]

Behind the scenes footage of Mark Hamill voicing the Joker for “Arkham City”

[smothermewithaffection]

and he doesn’t send used condoms to his coworkers

[give-em-hellfire]

This is exactly what ive been telling people when they try to argue shit about Jared Leto. Mark Hamill has been playing the Joker longer than anyone and he never had to do any awful shit for the sake of “method acting”

[trashcannie]

why is he so relatable

[thatsthat24]

i like to balance my anxiety with puns

[doubledepresso]

[llemonliz-blog]

[undertheskin2013]

[leemah31-deactivated20171221]

This used to be me

[marqweabyss]

Be trippin over my words n shit 😂

[awesomevines]

[cosplaymutt]

HOW IS THIS 6 SECONDS THOUGH

[kittensnax]

Jojo’s BIzarre Adventure: Part VI- Stone Ocean

[gredta]

[figma-deactivated20161222]

[opaldreamcave]

I want to punch whoever came up with the phrase “the customer is always right” because the customer is wrong, like really fucking wrong, 97% of the time.

[trashedtroubadour]

“I want the tacos with the hard shells” Me:“ ma'am we don’t serve hard shell tacos. We have a soft flour tortilla or soft corn tortilla” “Oh. Then I want the corn. Those are the hard shell ones right?” Me:“no, ma'am, we don’t serve hard shell tacos. We have flour or corn tortillas” “Flour or corn? So…which ones are the hard ones?” -.-.-.- “Hey the lettuce from the salad bar doesn’t taste right.” “Uh sir we don’t have a salad bar. That’s the decorative kale for our salsa bar. It’s not meant to be eaten” “Well if it’s not meant to be eaten why are you serving it?!” “Sir, it’s decorative. We aren’t serving it.” -.-.-.- “What’s this extra charge on my receipt? Why are you charging me extra? I demand to talk to a manager!!” “Sir that’s the tax, it’s 5% in our state.” “No you’re trying to steal from me, I’ll have you fired!” “Sir, it says right there that it’s the tax.” -.-.-.-

Good god the list could go on forever

[fondue-me]

“Are these bananas locally grown?”

“We are in Michigan.”

[pissvortex]

[gifdeadpool]

How does it feel to take the persona of Deadpool?

some nerd: hey you play on PC?

me: yeah

some nerd: lemme see your rig

me:

some nerd: holy shit

[pokemon-go-team-valor]

[hauntedhallowitch-deactivated20]

😧