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failureman-deactivated20181013

Feds: *busting down the door of my clandestine ketamine lab*

Me:

DON’T FUCKING SHOOT I’M A HORSE

maxknightley

“Call off the raid, boys, it’s just a horse.”

deadstrangeblog

Examples of a Brocken Spectre, a phenomenon where a person’s giant shadow appears magnified onto clouds miles away. The shadow from the sun behind the person creates a halo, giving it an angelic appearance. This mostly occurs on any misty mountainsides or cloud banks, and can even be seen from aeroplanes.

bl3wyn

Catching Some Rays

bhramarii

sucklet

toastpotent-deactivated20250619

tame the impala. cage the elephant. we are abusing these animals and it's going too far. #veganthoughts

toastpotent-deactivated20250619

LITERALLY no one is talking about this...

thyrell

for what its worth the goats are doing just fine in their native mountain habitat

bunchashapes

jolonchavis

congrats to tom for finally seeing his first woman through the film chaos walking

internetwes

she looks like a Sprouse twin in that wig im sorry

greatmortality

[on a first date] so the figs and the wasps rely on each other to live in the end even though the wasp dies inside the fig the figs cannot live on without the wasp and the wasps cannot live on without the fig to lay their eggs in. don’t you see how this is love in its purest form? would you be the wasp or the fig?

etct-deactivated20240208

imagine youre cinderella and youre running away from the ball and your. actually i cant tell which shoe would be funnier to lose

sideshowjimmy

Carnaby Black Cockatoo

englishproblems

angelicguy

thinking about when my brother got chatbanned from overwatch and the email they sent him after he tried to appeal it said “we dont normally bring up the incriminating messages, but in this case we feel its necessary to show you what got you banned” and it was all shit like “ i will kidnap you in the desert and make you forget how to eat”